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Farted by VCRClock, December 09, 2018, 06:57:05 PM

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VCRClock

i'd like to apologize to my constituents for deviating from my usual platform of "don't do anything" but at corpsegrinder's request I have burned down his post history. i would like to express my sincere appreciation of his service to the clock crew by means of prolific shitposting prior to his resignation a few years(?) ago

i realize this amounts to deleting half the forum, but it's only doing something he could have done himself if he'd had time to delete upwards of 10k posts individually

even if this means we lose some valuable content, y'all are just posting in ccbt anyway and anything more than a few days old is just there for comfort purposes. this isn't unprecedented; we've had database fuckups and intentional space-saving purges in the past. there's some content that's not meant to last forever, but will live on in our hearts, such as a certain photo involving corpsegrinderclock, a wall clock, and a cigar

this is the thread for further discussion of corpsegrinderclock's recent misfortune as the previous one is gone
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

miracle fruit

did he leave again ? didnt even get to say welcome back : (((((((

RobClock

Well that’s a shame. On a personal positive note, this bumps me into the top ten highest posters list. Sorry everyone.

GreyClock

Smart move on his part if he's going to get involved in some sort of custody battle.

"Would the members of the jury be so kind as to direct their eyes towards Exhibit 12F? It's a printout of some of the online communications of the defendant, Reginald Wong. As you can see, mister Wong, using the very ominous alias of CorpsegrinderClock, discussed in great detail his many sexual perversions and even expressed a desire to own and operate a dungeon. Now ask yourselves this, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is this a man fit to raise these children? Bailiff, if you would press play on the projector please? Entered into evidence as Exhibit 12G, is a clip of a pornographic cartoon the defendant himself produced. In it, you see a sexualized version of one of his many online correspondents, dancing provocatively. It seems as though mister Wong has been leading a double life..." etc.

There's probably no jury in a custody case, but overall I think it's pretty accurate.

KarkasmolenKlok

Well okay that kind of defeats the point of the thing but sure whatever cool
Quote from: Slurpee on December 11, 2018, 12:48:14 AM
no soap on earth can cleanse you of us fewel

GreyClock

Who are you and what have you done to my good friend Reginald Wong?

RenegadeClock


NintendrCkolc

Quote from: RobClock on December 10, 2018, 12:22:38 PM
Well that’s a shame. On a personal positive note, this bumps me into the top ten highest posters list. Sorry everyone.

Who is the top 10 anyway? I better be there somehow.

edit: Holy shit like 200 posts of mine are gone thanks to this. God dammit no :(

VCRClock

Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok on December 10, 2018, 03:00:07 PM
Well okay that kind of defeats the point of the thing but sure whatever cool

As they used to say on 4chan:
QuoteThe stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Not wanting to have to think about possibly having said shit that didn't age well at some point in the past 13 years is a perfectly good reason to scrub the record. I'd do it for anyone. I accidentally made a big deal out of this, but my intent had actually been to just replace the previous thread. I always just be typing shit and not stopping until I hit that post button.
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Slurpee

no soap on earth can cleanse you of us fewel

RobClock

I for one cling onto this forum unwaveringly and would be pretty devastated if every post just suddenly disappeared

Slurpee


KarkasmolenKlok

Quote from: Slurpee on December 11, 2018, 12:48:14 AM
no soap on earth can cleanse you of us fewel
you're the poet Dante wished they'd sent
Quote from: Slurpee on December 11, 2018, 12:48:14 AM
no soap on earth can cleanse you of us fewel

Topcatyo

How many posts do I have?
God, I started posting when I was 12.  I blame y'all for how fucked up I am.
I wouldn't mind my stuff getting deleted.  I'll never look through my old posts, and I remember posting bullshit so I'd be at the top of the post count list, so I doubt that led to anything worthwhile. All the images and animations I posted are no doubt gone.

In the end the beauty is in the fact that we are or were ever here at all.  I have a folder of CC relics I wanted to preserve, and it doesn't contain any of the truly legendary stuff.
Still, there was a lot about the Clock Crew that was honestly legendary, and only me and everyone here will ever be able to appreciate it.  I love that.

zl

Let the scholars of the future pick through my droppings, bless their eager fingers

Clocktopus

we are all just a post history that is going to be deleted one day

RenegadeClock

Let's run a script that randomizes the user ID associated with any post over 30 days old.

VCRClock

Quote from: RenegadeClock on December 14, 2018, 05:32:19 PM
Let's run a script that randomizes the user ID associated with any post over 30 days old.

I like this idea.

<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Kodiakclock

because im hardcore. i wanted to go in, scream ''WHATS UP, BITCHES!!!'' and pull magically two AK 47 riffles out of my back pocket, and scream again ''HELLO GUYS!!!!'' and as i bring the group to the state of debris, i eventually get their pants down, and rape them. alot. then, aft6er im done, im cleaning the place, and give the link to 1000 hungry ng noobs, that want to rape them to death, then, i eat brunch, walking in slow motion, as my wanker drips some liquids, and i say ''END OF STORY N***ERS.'' and then i trow a match, and igo smoking a big piece of papers. and then, i press a button from my remote control. and BOOM! there goes their base. its over. BUT YOU GUYS RUINED IT.
Quote from: YoYoClock;1903849
KodiakClock - Super Butt