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I have a baby
« on: December 29, 2018, 01:02:03 AM »
Clock Crew please tell me how to parent him
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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2018, 05:56:11 AM »
drop them on their head as much as possible
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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2018, 02:48:17 PM »
So far zero times!

(He has certainly fallen on it himself a few trying to stand up)
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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2018, 05:23:04 PM »
HOLD THE PHONE

YOU GAVE BIRTH?!

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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2018, 09:01:17 PM »
when it calls for attention, you usually either have to feed it or it wants to play the game where it turns to the side and you have to guess which side

if there's poop on the screen make sure to flush it or it'll get sick

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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2018, 01:16:09 AM »
give it attention instead of letting the ipad raise it to be a SHIT

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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2018, 12:05:36 PM »
:siren: :siren:
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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2018, 02:03:42 PM »
A          SHIT

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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2018, 01:05:57 AM »
HOLD THE PHONE

YOU GAVE BIRTH?!
my cloaca shall never recover

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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2019, 07:49:46 PM »
Use your nipples to feed it.

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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2019, 10:10:47 PM »
Use your nipples to feed it.
I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back
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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2019, 10:18:19 PM »
Cut it off

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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2019, 03:55:50 AM »
Cut it off
that umbilical cord really helps us find the damn thing
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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2019, 12:08:48 AM »
I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back

Stop eating all the nipples you selfish asshole.

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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2019, 05:06:21 PM »
I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back

Stop eating all the nipples you selfish asshole.
I only had the two

...that I know of

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Re: I have a baby
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2019, 09:29:39 PM »
Dress it up as GG Allin for halloween so you don't have to clean it that day.