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Farted by KarkasmolenKlok, December 29, 2018, 01:02:03 AM

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KarkasmolenKlok

Clock Crew please tell me how to parent him
Quote from: Slurpee on December 11, 2018, 12:48:14 AM
no soap on earth can cleanse you of us fewel

UfoClock

drop them on their head as much as possible

KarkasmolenKlok

So far zero times!

(He has certainly fallen on it himself a few trying to stand up)
Quote from: Slurpee on December 11, 2018, 12:48:14 AM
no soap on earth can cleanse you of us fewel

JambaClock

HOLD THE PHONE

YOU GAVE BIRTH?!

VCRClock

when it calls for attention, you usually either have to feed it or it wants to play the game where it turns to the side and you have to guess which side

if there's poop on the screen make sure to flush it or it'll get sick
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

give it attention instead of letting the ipad raise it to be a SHIT

zl


PhantomCatClock


KarkasmolenKlok

Quote from: Jamba C. on December 29, 2018, 05:23:04 PM
HOLD THE PHONE

YOU GAVE BIRTH?!
my cloaca shall never recover

Quote from: zl on December 30, 2018, 12:05:36 PM
:siren:[u2]r9qTiN54qwA[/u2]
:siren:
It was hard to lure him into the shock collar, and lemme tell you changing batteries with a slingshot is an imprecise art.
Quote from: Slurpee on December 11, 2018, 12:48:14 AM
no soap on earth can cleanse you of us fewel

AbsintheClock

Use your nipples to feed it.

KarkasmolenKlok

Quote from: AbsintheClock on January 13, 2019, 07:49:46 PM
Use your nipples to feed it.
I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back
Quote from: Slurpee on December 11, 2018, 12:48:14 AM
no soap on earth can cleanse you of us fewel

RobClock


KarkasmolenKlok

Quote from: RobClock on January 13, 2019, 10:18:19 PM
Cut it off
that umbilical cord really helps us find the damn thing
Quote from: Slurpee on December 11, 2018, 12:48:14 AM
no soap on earth can cleanse you of us fewel

AbsintheClock

Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok on January 13, 2019, 10:10:47 PM
I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back

Stop eating all the nipples you selfish asshole.

KarkasmolenKlok

Quote from: AbsintheClock on January 17, 2019, 12:08:48 AM
Quote from: KarkasmolenKlok on January 13, 2019, 10:10:47 PM
I did but he's hungry and they haven't grown back

Stop eating all the nipples you selfish asshole.
I only had the two

...that I know of

Quote from: Slurpee on December 11, 2018, 12:48:14 AM
no soap on earth can cleanse you of us fewel

AbsintheClock

Dress it up as GG Allin for halloween so you don't have to clean it that day.