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Farted by Aleister Fawkes, February 22, 2019, 02:18:24 AM

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Aleister Fawkes

So this one time I decided I would install a different OS on my pc and boy let me tell you. The feeling of erasing over three terabytes of anime and sad frog pictures was the least of my worries. I was sad to say the most, but a bit underwhelmed when I realized it was the work of the CIA. That's right, friends. The CIA doesn't want you watching cartoons. Turns ya into a degenerate they say. I can't quite comprehend it myself, but for WHATEVER REASON everyone is trying to escape into higher levels of the hypersphere and not lower ones. Like what the freak, dudes? I thought that- HAVING FREE WILL AND ALL- we would be allowed to enjoy whatever dimensions we please. If I want to stick my slimy paws into the depths of the second level of the hypersphere, why do you care? Is the fourth level really all that great? Demo, I regress desu. This one time I really had to pee and I was torrenting an anime, but I didn't want to get up and pee because the download was relatively close to finished and I just love watching the loading bars slide across the screen. :leonface: I also have pissed in a bottle before to avoid leaving my desk or room. It is oddly invigorating knowing that no one can stop you from taking a wizz in a gatorade bottle from the comfort of your own room.

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Aleister Fawkes

Yeah it really sucked having to redownload everything, not to mention getting my ween stuck in the bottle was a pain. Word to the dumb: don't use the thin gatorade bottles. That opening is way too small..

Aleister Fawkes

Plus the CIA was watching me the whole time so now I get emails in my spam folder talkin about "Check out THESE jugs!!!" and all that. Really gets me just the slightest bit irate.