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PhantomCatClock

November 18, 2019, 10:38:58 PM
Forums Clocks sometimes walk
Discord Clocks ride the bus
NGBBS Clocks drive themselves
But I take the train
To my neighbor's house
To borrow some avatar FLAs

RobClock

#1
November 19, 2019, 08:02:46 AM
 :golfclap:

!!!!! DOWNLOAD THE ROB_CLOCK FLA !!!!!
for use in your cartoons

NintendrCkolc

#2
November 19, 2019, 03:09:47 PM

The name is Nintendo
Soon I shall feel the wind blow
Slapping out between two cheeks
Sounding similar to chair creeks
Using hands so that cheeks are parted

























































































































I farted

PhantomCatClock

#3
November 19, 2019, 03:28:14 PM









a upside-down eiffel tower

Thor

#4
November 20, 2019, 08:28:57 PM
There once was a man from Clocktopia
who's cock was like a cornucopia
he said with a sigh
as he started to die
"it's actually just splanchnectopia"
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

MelloYelloClock

#5
November 21, 2019, 07:23:15 PM
Quote from: Thor on November 20, 2019, 08:28:57 PM
There once was a man from Clocktopia
who's cock was like a cornucopia
he said with a sigh
as he started to die
"it's actually just splanchnectopia"
i love splanchnectopia

NEW FLASH -> KING OF THE PORTAL 2

:this: CLICK THIS

Slurpee

#6
November 21, 2019, 09:21:54 PM
SPLANCHNECTOPIA!

PhantomCatClock

#7
November 23, 2019, 10:00:48 PM
Yes'n how much flash must a man have blammed
before he's a man?

The answer, my friend,
is probably like ten.
The answer is probably 'bout ten.

VCRClock

#8
November 25, 2019, 07:58:11 PM
Analyze the following rhyme scheme:

Somebody once asked could you spare some change for gas
I got to get away from this place
I said "yep, what a concep
I could use a little fuel myself
and we could all use a little chaaaaange"
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

VCRClock

#9
November 25, 2019, 07:58:32 PM
WELP

<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Thor

#10
November 25, 2019, 08:06:38 PM
All Star by Smash Mouth is clearly poetry which uses the advanced structure of the blank verse; something which a plebeian mind can not comprehend. This explains why it's not the most popular song in the world. It's just too sophisticated.

now somebody write a clock crew themed villanelle for me
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Slurpee

#11
November 25, 2019, 08:50:33 PM
it's not blank verse, it's free verse
almost all pop music is free verse
except for Eminem - The Way I Am, which for some reason is in anapestic tetrameter

Thor

#12
November 25, 2019, 10:43:12 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on November 25, 2019, 08:50:33 PM
it's not blank verse, it's free verse
almost all pop music is free verse
except for Eminem - The Way I Am, which for some reason is in anapestic tetrameter
Obviously he's a Dr. Seuss fan
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

ChocolateWaferClock

#13
December 04, 2019, 01:41:33 AM
I can’t walk, also I’m blind.
Ow! Gack! EEE!
Oh wow what I’m fine now
Must’ve been Joe Pesci

https://youtu.be/8r-e2NDSTuE
Tell Dumpster that his mom found the stash.

ChocolateWaferClock

#14
December 04, 2019, 10:30:02 PM
Roses are red
The cold makes me shiver
PhantomCat we miss you
Please come back to the discord server
Tell Dumpster that his mom found the stash.

Slurpee

#15
December 05, 2019, 12:59:46 AM
.[u2]-_MOv9KTLa4[/u2]

PhantomCatClock

#16
December 08, 2019, 01:12:39 PM
Kurt McBain

PhantomCatClock

#17
January 01, 2020, 05:59:12 AM
See? Lab!

PhantomCatClock

#18
February 18, 2021, 04:37:30 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on November 19, 2019, 03:28:14 PM









a upside-down eiffel tower
















i fucking called it i fucking called splatoon 3

Slurpee

#19
February 19, 2021, 05:57:58 PM
Quote from: Thor on November 25, 2019, 10:43:12 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on November 25, 2019, 08:50:33 PM
it's not blank verse, it's free verse
almost all pop music is free verse
except for Eminem - The Way I Am, which for some reason is in anapestic tetrameter
Obviously he's a Dr. Seuss fan
jesus christ this was a good joke
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