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So we ran a background check on you and...
« on: September 16, 2020, 10:12:16 PM »
There's a lot of stuff here about you being a member of some anarchist art collective called the "clock crew". I looked into this Clock Crew and there's some... there's some pretty disturbing stuff out there under their name. Care to explain yourself?
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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2020, 10:14:34 PM »
Looking at the information here apparently there's a practice among the uh... you call yourselves "clocks". There's a practice among these "clocks" to take on a false identity where they assume the shape of... an object of some kind that acts as though it's... possessed by a demon... moving on its own and speaking in a distorted robotic voice... Am I to understand you have one of these... "clock" personas which you take as your identity?
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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2020, 10:22:16 PM »
these "clock" films are very... many of them are very um, erotic in nature. Lots of phallic imagery. And, uh, both discussion and depictions of obscene sex acts. Do you have any justification for this?
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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2020, 10:54:21 PM »
*clears throat*
Uh that was ah... artistic collective. Defunct. Defunct artistic uh... endeavor. Free artistic, um... for artistic purposes. Um. Dada. Surrealism. That sort of thing. But that was ah... yeah, so that's what that was.

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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2020, 12:16:27 AM »
Yes, I seem to remember a "Clock Crew" running around in some of the same circles I did... but those guys all used Flash. I never used Flash; I just watched. Adobe should be able to confirm that I never purchased a Flash license from them.
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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2020, 01:53:33 AM »
The Clock Crew is an actual legal tax-exempt religion and by confronting me with this you have committed a hate crime

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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2020, 06:55:38 AM »
Clock Cre-...ooooh, haha, yeah, that. Yeah, no, it was ironic, all of it. It's like, we're doing it because we're edgy, you know? None of it was actually real. We just looked at prolapsed anuses like any other normal 16-year old

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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2020, 01:04:39 PM »
clock crew i see yes.




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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2020, 01:58:47 PM »
have you not read The Protocols of the Elders of StrawberryClock??

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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2020, 06:22:27 AM »
“Clockcrew”? Yeah I ‘member those days

I was a real young’un back then

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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2020, 08:12:04 PM »
I'm getting that you don't associate with these... these "clock" people any more. That's interesting. Very interesting. Because you see, we managed to track down your personal um... "the new ground" account. I've taken the liberty of finding the most recent um... cartoon released under your "clock" alias. I haven't watched it yet, so lets just all watch it together.
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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2020, 08:12:29 PM »
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What the HELL was that?
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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2020, 09:56:54 PM »
listen home alone hentai isn't what you think it is honest

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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2020, 11:11:14 PM »
c'mon, we're good peoples

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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2020, 01:45:33 AM »
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What the HELL was that?

I'd appreciate it if you'd refrain from using crude language
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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2020, 07:44:59 PM »
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What the HELL was that?

it's called poopcore exhibitionist hentai, sir, and it's art, thank you very much

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Re: So we ran a background check on you and...
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2020, 07:58:47 PM »
the hairy kermit character is a metaphor yes they're pubes do you hate art or something

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« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2020, 05:36:29 PM »
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What the HELL was that?

i was so young back then