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« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2005, 12:17:30 AM »
Chapter XI: Sylvester K. Becomes Jesus.
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to heaven I am Sylvester K. Christ
Me: Hi
Me: Whenever I go to confessional
Me: my priest begins to make a loud buzzing noise
Me: so far its caused no problems in my praying performence but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to repent for my sins?
Sylvester K: Is the model name of the father with this issue O'Nelly ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the father.
Sylvester K: I understand that the father makes a buzzing sound only while repenting for your sins. Otherwise this sound is not produced.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any dirt accumulated on the box screen?
Me: i have sprayed it out with dust off
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the confessional box gets heated up and/or the father freezes while repenting for your sins.
Me: the box heats up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing by my father.
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the father making a loud buzzing sound is due the high sinning intensive application putting lot of load on the priest and the confessional box will make the father run at a faster speed thus causing the sound.
Sylvester K: This Father comes with an Integrated forgiveness chip.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my father?
Sylvester K: Is the new forgiveness card installed on this father?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: it has been installed for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the sound?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i restart my repenting.
Sylvester K: Thank you for being one with God.

He ended with that and i was sent to Purgatory.

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« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2005, 12:28:38 AM »

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« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2005, 12:30:09 AM »
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Sylvester K .fla

Oh god.
We gotta start animating these.
And once we have 50 we submit them.

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« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2005, 12:34:32 AM »
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Oh god.
We gotta start animating these.
And once we have 50 we submit them.


That idea ROCKS.

ANIMATE THESE AND DO NOT SUBMIT UNTIL WE HAVE 50

Only animate your own parts so that we don't get them all overlapping and shit. If you don't want to do your own part then say so and someone else can post saying they'll do it for you.

This is officially a Clockcrew.net community service project as of right now, all able clocks are called to participate.

DO IT.

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« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2005, 01:02:22 AM »
Sylvester K. is FEMA director Michael Brown
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to FEMA. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever a hurricane hits the city
Me: the city starts falling apart
Me: so far it’s caused no problems in my city but it’s a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the city with this issue New Orlands?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the city.
Sylvester K: I understand that the cities building fall apart only while hurricanes/tropical storms or tsunamis that take carry a lot of water. Otherwise this city is fine.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When did the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any tropical storms accumulated on the Gulf coast?
Me: i have sprayed it out with warm fronts
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the building gets heated up and/or the buildings freezes durring the hurricane.
Me: the buildings heat up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing during hurricane
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the buildings falling apart is due the high wind intensive application putting lot of load on the structure of the building and the water/waves will make the support beams to degrade at a faster speed thus causing the breaking.
Sylvester K: This town comes with a bad city plan.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my city?
Sylvester K: Is the new city plan in use on this city?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: it has been in use for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the buildings?
Me: Also, the collapsing does not stop until the hurricane stops.
Sylvester K: Thank you for being an American.

He ended with that and i was disconnected.
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« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2005, 01:09:43 AM »
Are we using this picture of sylvester?


I love you all with a deep deep hatred.

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« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2005, 01:11:40 AM »
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Are we using this picture of sylvester?


Yes unless someone makes a better one.

The .fla is in my earlier post.

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« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2005, 01:42:50 AM »
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Yes unless someone makes a better one.

The .fla is in my earlier post.

Can I put a halo over my one  :)

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« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2005, 02:28:48 AM »
Wow lol, what the hell is going on.

Ok i guess ill animate chapter one, the beginning.

ANYWAY I MADE A PRELOADER USE IT FOR THESE MOVIES!!

SYLVESTER K PRELOADER

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« Reply #29 on: December 18, 2005, 03:19:09 AM »
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Wow lol, what the hell is going on.

Ok i guess ill animate chapter one, the beginning.

ANYWAY I MADE A PRELOADER USE IT FOR THESE MOVIES!!

SYLVESTER K PRELOADER

Did you have to make the background black too? You can't tell the difference.

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« Reply #30 on: December 18, 2005, 03:31:29 AM »
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Did you have to make the background black too? You can't tell the difference.

made one with a blue backroudnd too

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« Reply #31 on: December 18, 2005, 06:25:09 AM »
If someone has a good one they can't animate themselves, I'm game. If it's a good one.
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« Reply #32 on: December 18, 2005, 06:30:20 AM »
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Wow lol, what the hell is going on.

Ok i guess ill animate chapter one, the beginning.

ANYWAY I MADE A PRELOADER USE IT FOR THESE MOVIES!!

SYLVESTER K PRELOADER

You need to break the fonts up.

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« Reply #33 on: December 18, 2005, 06:30:42 AM »
Chapter Whatever...

Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to the pepto bismol hotline. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever I take your product I still get the runs.
Me: In fact my anus is bleeding at a very uncomfortable rate.
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is this the regular, the pepto pills, the pepto bismol chewables for kids, or the new cherry flavored pepto bismol?
Me: The regular one
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the product.
Sylvester K: I understand that you have had a lot of diarrhea and you are producing a lot of blood from your anus. Otherwise this product has been sucessful.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When did you last take the medication?
Me: an hour ago
Me: why isn't it working?
Sylvester K: Have you talked to your doctor about it?
Me: Yes this has been a somewhat frequent problem, he told me to try pepto bismol.
Sylvester K: And also let me know if he specified which product.
Me: He didn't
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: Is there something I can do?
Sylvester K: Alec, the pepto bismol clearly hasn't worked. I advise you to talk to your doctor or go to the hospital depending on your situation. In the meantime I recomend you try our other products.
Me: ok...
Me: Why?
Me: Does it really matter which one I use?
Sylvester K: Have you tried our other products?
Me: No. I guessed they all work the same.
Sylvester K: They do.
Me: Then why would I want to try the other ones?
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: So is there anything I need to tell the hospital?
Me: Is it safe to take more pepto bismol?
Sylvester K: Thank you for calling the Pepto Bismol hotline.

He ended with that and i was disconnected.

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« Reply #34 on: December 18, 2005, 08:01:18 AM »
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Sylvester K: Welcome to the pepto bismol hotline.


Me and AbsinThe had a chat and I'm animating this.

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« Reply #35 on: December 18, 2005, 09:37:50 AM »
May I ask why this is even a sticky?

Usually, chat threads are frowned upon.

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« Reply #36 on: December 18, 2005, 09:44:49 AM »
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May I ask why this is even a sticky?

Usually, chat threads are frowned upon.

Not when they are this awesome.
I\'ve had this signature for years now, I think I may need a new one.

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« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2005, 09:47:03 AM »
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Not when they are this awesome.

That's like saying a movie scoring 3.00 isn't stickied because a movie scoring 4.00 is taking it's place.

PS: I find them quite redundant, and not funny at all.

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« Reply #38 on: December 18, 2005, 09:54:11 AM »
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PS: I find them quite redundant, and not funny at all.

Well, that makes one of you. Long live Sylvester K!
I\'ve had this signature for years now, I think I may need a new one.

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« Reply #39 on: December 18, 2005, 09:55:56 AM »
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May I ask why this is even a sticky?

Usually, chat threads are frowned upon.

The thread has evolved.