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Farted by Munglai, December 27, 2005, 01:57:39 PM

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Munglai

When scattring cross the fields of S'ans,
The remnants of my widow threes,
I fell upon a surry full,
Of beautiful, golden worker ants.

ChocolateCoffin

There's an ant
Over there
There's an ant
In my pubic hair

BBQBEEFBURGERMAN


Pumpkin Clock

Ants are very small
They eat all my picnic food
Why dont they fuck off

Haiku motherufcker

Munglai

Threadbare,
Destitute in its intent,
Lessons learnt,
but wisdom spent,
Unwisely - left, right and centre,
The ants march through March and through placenta;
Months go by,
My,
My,
My,
Seraphym doth wonder why,
The ant don't age as do the man,
Just settle to the hallowed span?
Of mice,
Of glory,
And sentient swelling,
In a hill its abd'min dwelling,
Saintly in comunication,
Human slaves in an instect nation;
The ant, the ant, the sacred mess'nger,
Blessed truely like my prey,
It swallows whole the dental kestral,
But daren't disturb the lingerie.

CrustClock


PaperClipClock

Ants,
Silent as the night,
you can feel them in your ears,
gives you quite a fright,

having babies on your food,
I really hate them dood.

Sinister Clock

Ants in pants are ugly,
Ants in France are bastards;
Ants in Italy are sexy.
Ants in America are bastards.

AlbinoClock

They all move as one
Working in such harmony
Each one is a slave

Munglai

Stride, stride, stride,
Upon the dainty legs of power rides,
The ant, the ant,
Our true mesiah,
Lifts our pain,
Destroys desire;
Carries on its back our sins:
Our faults!
Our fears!
Our wherewithins!
Gloryto the segmented saviour,
Fearless, slave-like,
In behaviour,
Its will surrendered to its Queen,
So we may live,
Our crimes unseen.

Munglai

ANT.
BRAVERY.
LESSONS.
DARK.
LOVE.
VELVET.
LOVE.
NOW.
FESTIVAL.
NOW.
NOW.

YoYoClock

Ants are fun for licking
Ants are fun for eating
Ants are fun to squash in rage after giving your wife a beating

by Thor + Satellite

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1905428I think yoyo is the best one.

VCRClock

extended haiku
talk about a tiny bug
stupid frigging ants

ants are small and black
also unpleasant to find
in your sugar bowl

wait on second thought
there are some red ants I guess
see rant, next haiku

stupid dumb red ants
always have to be unique
they should get a life

when you squash an ant
kind of but not all the way
it will writhe around
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Munglai

Red ant poised with sting prepared,
Black ant's noise in disrepair,
Red ant settled,
Black ant crushed,
Always moving,
Never rushed,
Black ant cowers thorax bleeding,
Red ant stalks its threat impeding,
Red ant,
Black ant,
Racism and stuff like that.

Insomnia

Another
Noteable
Thread.
Suckas.

"brb going to moon"

MonsterMunch


koalaclock

The ant cant chant on its plant
as its Aunt Grant rants
whilst producing a ghant chart
whilst playing darts.

Thor

There once was an ant from Nantucket,
who found some sugar in a bucket
He jumped right in there,
without a care.
He's got stuck,
but he had sugar so fuck it.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

BreadfruitClock

There is an ant.
In my shoe.
Oh boo.

Munglai

Quote from: Insomnia
Another
Noteable
Thread.
Suckas.

I like how one person is always unhappy in japanese porn,
Cry bike now! Son - her son is tall, weighs a tap, free in lap sans knees lawn.