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Last night at the pub.
« on: August 28, 2005, 10:08:34 AM »
Last night I went out drinking with some friends.
On the way to the pub we see some bum who's
looking pissed off at us, we just drove past him.

Then we arrive at the pub, I start checking out the
hot girls, like I usually do, and then suddenly
I get eye-contact with this good looking girl.
She kind of looks like a slut, but who cares right?

Tits and ass round and sweet, pretty face, blonde
hair just past her shoulders. I wanted to go to her but
Ronald suddenly pulled my shirt and said: 'come on
Erik is in trouble we need you'. So i said okay
and went with him to help my friend. Some stupid
drunk suddenly broke a bottle and started screaming.

I didn't know what to do so I just stood there shaking,
scared for my life, but then he leaped towards me!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!

Jesus fucking Christ it all happened so fast...
One moment he jumped towards me the other he was
knocked out on the floor, bleeding from the head.
Everyone was staring at me in horror, I was dazed.

I looked at the guy, he was laying on the ground,
shattered glass and blood all around him. Still
not fully realising what had just happened I just
took a seat and try to come to my senses a bit.

I couldn't believe what I had done. After a while
the police came and I told them what happened.

Hotty was still standing around and came over to me.
I said hi, and she planted a kiss on my cheeck and
laughed seductively. We started making out and
after a while she said she had something really,
really important to tell me. I said, sure, shoot.
I used to be a man, I hope you donn't mind she said.
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE?
UNBELIEVABLE SHE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN WHAT THE
SHIT?! I screamed, slapped her in the face and left.

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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2005, 10:11:03 AM »
you are shitting me here right?
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2005, 10:14:13 AM »
Quote from: PirateClock
you are shitting me here right?



Q IS EEN MOOIE LETTER.

WAAR KOM JIJ VANDAAN DWERGINATOR?

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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2005, 10:27:34 AM »
Sounds like fun! You and me should go and do it together dwarfy!

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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2005, 10:31:58 AM »
omg you know how to have a gd night out

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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2005, 10:46:32 AM »
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you are shitting me here right?


Pretty crazy, huh, I know that from now on I'll be
extra carefull about making out with anyone : (
Normally I would just walk up to someone and then
I'd plant one right on her mouth but now I am
so scared that I probably won't go out for weeks : (

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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2005, 10:51:15 AM »
At least now you have another tale to tell your grandchildren. Great story!





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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2005, 10:53:35 AM »
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At least now you have another tale to tell your grandchildren. Great story!


It's almost as good as the story from when Piney got you pregnant.

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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2005, 11:06:14 AM »
Dwarfinator got off with a man.
I can't wait to tell my friends!
Cracking story, made me cry.
Keep up the good work friend.

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« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2005, 12:23:15 PM »
Does this incident make you question your 'judgment'???

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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2005, 12:44:15 PM »
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Does this incident make you question your 'judgment'???


I still don't understand how that could have happened,
damn, she looked so good and female! Maybe she was kidding..
I guess I won't ever know if she was serious because I ran
out on her. But can you really blame me? What if someone
told you she was a man after you just made out with her?

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« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2005, 12:51:48 PM »
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I still don't understand how that could have happened,
damn, she looked so good and female! Maybe she was kidding..
I guess I won't ever know if she was serious because I ran
out on her. But can you really blame me? What if someone
told you she was a man after you just made out with her?

jerry springer material!
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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2005, 01:29:29 PM »
I MEAN THAT IS INDEED A TOUCHING STORY DWARFINATOR.

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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2005, 02:08:54 PM »
Note to self: gay bars are bad.

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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2005, 05:28:11 PM »
sounds like you had the best day in your life Roel :D













But in case this shit really happened, you should be able to separate a guy from a girl. Probably because of the state of shock you actually believed her and it was only a lame joke.

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« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2005, 05:34:44 PM »
Dwarfinator=Owned by travesty
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« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2005, 05:39:56 PM »
You're lying, everyone knows you got turned on when she mentioned she used to be a man.  :fire:

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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2005, 06:07:09 PM »
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You're lying, everyone knows you got turned on when she mentioned she used to be a man.  :fire:


This is ofcourse an interesting thing you say, but
I can assure you that I am a 100% hetero guy
that would never intentionally make out with a
shemale or anything other than a human female.

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« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2005, 06:17:16 PM »
tldr >: (

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« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2005, 06:21:56 PM »
wah h that is scary and weird but i still dont know what the bums on the street had to do with anything