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Farted by DWARFINATORclock, August 28, 2005, 09:08:34 AM

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DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: RupeeClock
IM A BIG APE THAT LIKES IT UP THE BUTT

 :dork:

What kind of a mod replies with tldr?
He is supposed to set an example for the rest
and not act like some of the spammers..
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Tire

Quote from: DWARFINATORWhat kind of a mod replies with tldr?
He is supposed to set an example for the rest
and not act like some of the spammers..
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

tldr makes me laugh.

SpriteRemixClock

You know what's funny? You know what's funny? Wanna hear something funny?



Tire has boobs.





















Tire is also male.

Tire

Quote from: TriangleFrom this information, I can deduce that Tire is infact fat.

You should deduce that Tire, was fat. Unlike half of the worlds population, I actually got off my ass and lost the weight. Last year I weight well over 200 lbs. Now i'm just about 175. And i'm still going for less.

SRC, stop holding the grudge. It was two years ago.

yoslow

who nocked out the drunk guy coming at ya?
You crazy UKians lol/Europeans and your pubs haha all a bunch of drunks especially those irish :D
(im irish don't anyone get mad)

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: yoslowwho nocked out the drunk guy coming at ya?
You crazy UKians lol/Europeans and your pubs haha all a bunch of drunks especially those irish :D
(im irish don't anyone get mad)

I was the one that knocked him out, I smashed my glass into the
man's head in a reflex, I did the first thing that came to my mind.

Man it all happened so fast, a matter of seconds, I didn't even think
about it and just to guard myself I slammed my glass in his face and
knocked him the fuck out. Thank god there wasn't any glass in my hand,
I guess I was lucky. I don't know what happened to the guy, i wonder..
Nevertheless he deserved everything he got that drunken maniac just
going around trying to murder people >: (

Things like this have been happening more and more lately around
here,  can't even hang out with your friends without getting harassed.
I just don't feel safe in my own city anymore, when you don't have that
safe feeling when going out, things just aren't the same..

Understand that I still go out, but now with a larger group of
people so if things get rough we can handle the situation.

peyoteclock

fuck man, i would of went with it, and if i was lucky she'd still have a penor.

DWARFINATORclock


QuarterMelonClock

Quote from: TireNow i'm just about 175.

Still huge, fatty.

PygmyClock

You all need too realise that
other than me and dwarfy
underestimating transvestites,
really may be serious to you.

Alot of people seem to ignore
lots of transvestites but in
lovley reality they are all
cute people I mean, whats
under his/her pants? Maybe
not a pussy maybe not a dick.
Too many of you are making
silly asumptions of this thread.

:D
[flash]http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8288/cctv2os3.swf width=200 height=200[/flash]

 :)

RobZombieClock

i would not mind, if he/she was a man, when he/she is not ANY MORE. (that reqires pussy, not a pen0r, female voice, and boobs.)

PepsiClock

dwarfinator told me the true ending to this story. I wont post it though.

PygmyClock

Quote from: PepsiClockdwarfinator told me the true ending to this story. I wont post it though.
Cant you tell me it, afterall
overnight I made love too
chancelor dwarfy aswell.
Knobby knees he has too
:D
[flash]http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8288/cctv2os3.swf width=200 height=200[/flash]

 :)

PygmyClock

Quote from: TriangleNever make out with a chick without checking for a sausage.
It's my motto and it hasn't failed me yet, however most
girls are shocked when I give them a little pat. Its beats kissing a
guy. I'll take a slap to the face and verbal abuse of that. But
even then, I miss out on hot girls because they're offended. Maybe I should
reconsider my tactics, and maybe I'll get laid.
Sheesh I'm making this up. I'm not a pervert.

So what if she has got a sausage?
or even he for that matter
really, it's up to them if they wanna
reveal there sasauge in any case
you sir are a shambles to society

Too be honest so am I on that note
relying on others to break the thin
ice first. Do they have one or not?
All of us men have one but those  
naughty woman don't oh no, they
go and have a pussy, meaning
lieing about there sasauge would
either be wrong or transvestite.
:D
[flash]http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8288/cctv2os3.swf width=200 height=200[/flash]

 :)

PirateClock

i just don't talk to "girls" who have more hair on their face than me.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: TriangleNever make out with a chick without checking for a sausage.
It's my motto and it hasn't failed me yet, however most
girls are shocked when I give them a little pat. Its beats kissing a
guy. I'll take a slap to the face and verbal abuse of that. But
even then, I miss out on hot girls because they're offended. Maybe I should
reconsider my tactics, and maybe I'll get laid.
Sheesh I'm making this up. I'm not a pervert.

Really that isn't such a crazy idea if you think about it I can
understand that maybe some girls are shocked if you give them a
pat in the crotch but really, if you explain later you can
expect her to understand if she really is a cool girl, right?
Even if she gets upset you can probably make up by buying her drinks.

Looking at how I ended up kissing a guy, it's obvious that my tactics
in detecting dicks are flawed. Maybe you could tell me some more
killer moves for detecting the dreaded penis? I mean it, really,
every tip or tactic is welcome, because I don't want to be
scared of women anymore :(

Meanwhile I just sit here behind my computer anticipating some
easy dick recognising tips from you. I hope you reply soon, I'll
never forget what you did for me, thanks alot : )

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: PirateClocki just don't talk to "girls" who have more hair on their face than me.

Funny, really funny man! Like I already said she looked, felt, smelled
and kissed like a woman. Not to forget she looked really good, fucking
great more like it. So I don't understand why you are mocking me.

PirateClock

Quote from: DWARFINATORFunny, really funny man! Like I already said she looked, felt, smelled
and kissed like a woman. Not to forget she looked really good, fucking
great more like it. So I don't understand why you are mocking me.
sorry dude, kissing a he-bitch realy is a "pain in the ass"  well it  would be if you've done more then kiss!    

ahh that's hilarious..  but serious all the he-bitches i saw still kinda looked like a guy, so their are 3 options here   1. you were realy realy drunk   2. see was shitting you   3. see realy looked like a women, in that case you just had some bad luck my friend.

the moral is, never trust a women, even if she was a man once
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

peyoteclock

Quote from: PygmyClockYou all need too realise that
other than me and dwarfy
underestimating transvestites,
really may be serious to you.

Alot of people seem to ignore
lots of transvestites but in
lovley reality they are all
cute people I mean, whats
under his/her pants? Maybe
not a pussy maybe not a dick.
Too many of you are making
silly asumptions of this thread.

:D

what are you trying to say?

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: TriangleI don't think I'm a dick detecting pro either.

However, there are some ways to finding
a transvestite. The most obvious one would be to
check for a cock. Most girls don't like it and would
kick you in the nuts.  I think the best method that works
every time is to check for an adams apple. It usually means
DICK HERE, because every girl doesn't have one.

Try it out some time, but you it will probably take time.
Have patience, you're not going to meet a transvestite
every time you go out.

Big hands are usually a sign of that she was a man. If they're
bigger than Andre the Giant's hands, run. (Reference to
Steve Carell's the 40 year old virgin.)

Thanks for the pointers, I really think this will make it a
hell of a lot easier to spot them shemales that try to lead
eager young men into their horrible traps.

Man I still get pissed off thinking about it, but maybe it was
a joke and I just ran away from hotty mchothot and slapped her
right in the face just because she was joking. It's crazy,
I kind of hope she was joking, maybe some of my friends know her
or one of her friends and I can find out if she was joking.

Before I do that I have to think it over ofcourse because
really, I don't want to see her again if she's really a guy,
obviously.
This is all I can think about at the moment, I really really
have to find out if she was joking because otherwise I'll
end up going insane or something, I'm so confused, this is
really eating me up inside, I just have to know if she
seriously was a man, or a girl.

Alright, I think I'm going to start asking my friends, I haven't
told them about this incident yet, so they don't know what I can
expect them to say or do, I'll have to be subtle about it.

More updates about this will come soon ofcourse, I will keep
you guys posted about what I find out.

Before I forget, I want to say that I don't appreciate
all those "funny" replies, I don't think they're funny, I'm not
laughing. Try to see it from my point of view, this isn't a
laughing matter guys, I'm serious about this and I'm so
scared to find out the real answer : (