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Farted by Snapple, September 24, 2005, 04:02:21 AM

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Snapple

The following is a true account of the trek made by five men, simple farmers from Missouri. Their hardships were truely suffered, and the rewards great. More will be revealed with every entry, as this is a gripping tale. Lets begin...

Using a meger $400 salary, they visit the general store to purchase supplies for their trip. They can only hope it will be enough.



With cool weather and in good health, morale is high as they being their journey into the unknown.



Seven days out, our heroes are taken aback by the difficult decision they must make. Do they dare wade this difficult river?  Will they make it across, or will they drown in its murky depths?


FlashlightClock


Snapple

No! The river was too deep to ford, and our heroes pay the price for their foolishness.



Tensions run high as food grows low and hunting grows unsuccessful.



First sign of previous explorers. They didn't make it.


Ian

needs more spare sets of clothes

Snapple

Disaster strikes as one of our explorers trips over the gravestone.



It has become the cool things to do apparantly.



After stopping at a nearby fort to tend to the wounded and buy supplies, the journey continues.


StrangeClock

this is better than reality tv.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

Snapple

The trouble continues as the worlds strongest theif visits the caravan.



Disaster strikes as our champions of the unknown are reduced to naked partying.



Food at last! But alas, their frail bodies were unable to carry it all back to the wagons.


Snapple

Oh that crazy Battery, what will he do next.



When will the fools learn to keep watch at night!



BOIL WATER BEFORE DRINKING


Snapple


Ian

Quote from: SnappleDEATH OF THE FEARLESS LEADER

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He was truly the greatest hero of all time ):

Snapple

Triangle seems to be next on the list to go.



CIVILIZATION! Our heroes give their leader a true funeral, and begin to scavenge for supplies. When asked about their clothes, they responded "This seemed funner."


Snapple

Someone else gets sick, news at 11



SECOND DEATH IN THE WAGON


Snapple

WELL IF YOU STOP FUCKING AROUND IN THE FUCKING TREES




FUCK[/size]


Snapple


Snapple


Snapple

THE QUEST CONTINUES!



Not long after, disaster strikes.


Snapple


Snapple