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BatteryClock = Jesus?
« on: September 24, 2005, 05:20:34 PM »
He just may be!  Think about it...

Jesus:
Water into wine
Rise from dead
Heal people with his mind
Nailed to a cross

BatteryClock:
Water into lol
Rise from dead
Heal people with his ability to molest kittens
Nailed by a cross

Just may be.
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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2005, 05:24:15 PM »
my school is having a sort of premature christmas thing, on my birthday, I AM PREMATURE JESUS!!!!

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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2005, 05:31:39 PM »
Yeah i was aware of that.

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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2005, 05:38:43 PM »
Quote from: l1fty
Yeah i was aware of that.


You're a fucking liar.
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