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« on: October 01, 2005, 11:50:59 PM »
I'm a Toys R' Us kid.

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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2005, 11:52:48 PM »
How is a Toys R Us kid so different from a standard kid that growing up becomes optional?

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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2005, 11:53:02 PM »
There's a million toys at Toys R' Us that I can play with.
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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2005, 11:55:10 PM »
:capper: Growing is inevitable.  :capper:
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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2005, 11:56:32 PM »
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How is a Toys R Us kid so different from a standard kid that growing up becomes optional?


Plastic surgery.
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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2005, 11:56:48 PM »
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:capper: Growing is inevitable.  :capper:
As I understand it, the Dutch live in a place where this is not true.

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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2005, 12:04:14 AM »
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How is a Toys R Us kid so different from a standard kid that growing up becomes optional?



It's the MSG. They lace their toys with anti aging material, it's science.

Plus, their toys are worth not aging to have. Remeber the undercover Donatello? The one with the mask and mustache? Yeah, laced with LSD, I bought 98 of them.
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2005, 12:07:39 AM »
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There's a million toys at Toys R' Us that I can play with.


from bikes, to trains, to video games, it's the biggest toy store there is.

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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2005, 12:12:06 AM »
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As I understand it, the Dutch live in a place where this is not true.


This can also be true for people in the US*. :dork:

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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2005, 12:22:33 AM »
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from bikes, to trains, to video games, it's the biggest toy store there is.


Too bad their video game selection and prices suck. D: <

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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2005, 12:24:58 AM »
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from bikes, to trains, to video games, it's the biggest toy store there is.


I don't wanna grow up, 'cus if I DID...

...I'd be Wade Fulp.

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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2005, 12:28:12 AM »
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I don't wanna grow up, 'cus if I DID...

...I'd be Wade Fulp.

Yes.


Look at him.

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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2005, 05:04:07 AM »
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It's the MSG. They lace their toys with anti aging material, it's science.

Plus, their toys are worth not aging to have. Remeber the undercover Donatello? The one with the mask and mustache? Yeah, laced with LSD, I bought 98 of them.


That explains my entire childhood.

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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2005, 05:59:59 AM »
I want to be an adult when I grow up.

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« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2005, 06:02:52 AM »
And that boy's name was "11."
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