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If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?

Farted by Munglai, August 16, 2007, 09:25:31 PM

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DigitalLemonClock

Quote from: ToadClock;955482SIDECKICK.





Crappy Disney movie reference.

oh no you're not talking about sky high are you

hero support

I will never understand how they got Kurt Russel AND Bruce Campbell for that movie
BAN EVERYBODY

SnakeClock

Quote from: Anchor;955496I would have taser fingers!

Too useful. :tut:

Unless if they were really, really weak tasers and more like hand buzzers.

AnchorClock

I would also have the power to turn into an asian at will so I could do my math homework.

Kidney BeanClock

The ability to kill turkeys (only turkeys) by simply swinging my flaccid penis in their direction, or even giving them a small tap on the head would be awesome.


AnchorClock

Quote from: SnakeClock;955504Too useful. :tut:

Unless if they were really, really weak tasers and more like hand buzzers.

Yeah those, and I couldn't control them so I shock everyone I shake hands with.

FrostShell

The power to bring inanimate objects to life.

No more tedious animation for this guy!
[flash=http://www.frostshell.com/stuff/FSsigT.swf]width=570 height=170 wmode=transparent[/flash]

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

The ability to grow hair on my palms and the soles of my feet.

FrostShell

Quote from: Flounderman Clock;955532The ability to grow hair on my palms and the soles of my feet.

Something tells me your palms aren't going to get any hairier there Slappy.
[flash=http://www.frostshell.com/stuff/FSsigT.swf]width=570 height=170 wmode=transparent[/flash]

Thor

The power to teleport any place I can see with my naked eye, but only once every hour, and only when I'm naked
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

ToadClock

Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;955500oh no you're not talking about sky high are you

hero support

I will never understand how they got Kurt Russel AND Bruce Campbell for that movie

Haha, didn't expect anyone to actually get that. The younger siblings were watching it, I saw it had Kurt Russel and some other big names in it, and thought I'd sit down and watch it with them.
Wow... what happened to all those careers?

FluxCapacitorClock


Marlin Clock

This is one from Tri that I liked.
The ability to turn walls into lava.

Crippled midget clock

The ability to make any person randomly shout the words DISHWATER HERPIES

Quote from: FlossClock;955490I would have the power to change babies into high-quality bongs.

Thats a good idea too
CHRONIC SHITPOSTER(pun intended)

SecretAgentClock

#33
to speak to trees


AC Slater

To shoot milk out of my fingers even though I'm lactose-intolerant.

iPodClock

I'd have the ability to raise the sea level by several centermeters a year.
max signature height is 250px not 431, bro.

StoopidClock

i'd want the power to wrastle a bear but i'd want my untimely and odd weakness to be the 12th bone in my spines frailty.

also the power to quote anyone and anything at will, word for word.

TequilaClock


AnkhClock

I'd have the ability to change my hair color and hair style at will.