I shaved my sac and genital area.

[pawprintclock]

I got that complaint from my ex- as well, and since then I shaved every damn day for her and madde it as smooth as possible. Oh well...

UPDATE: I Itch profusely ;_;

I'm not super picky. I'd be happy with him just trimming down the jungle.

It doesnt need to be smooth as a babys ass.

[BobbyClock]

I have monkeys in my jungle.

[Dr. Watson]

I have monkeys in my jungle.

Is that another phrase for "I have crabs"?!

[Craisin]

Get revenge and cram your dick as far down her throat and blow a load
or
if shes giving you head with covers over your head (like in bed) hold her head under just give out a nasty fart.
or
When shes blowing you, pull out and blow it in her hair.

you gotta let her know whos boss. Wear the pants.

No.

[Munglai]

Once I shaved my whole body,I'm talking the whole 9 yards,except for the Hair on my head.

It was good for the first day,then the days after I itched like Bigfoot with a bad case of crabs and lice.

I am NOT shaving again! (just trimming)

You're a bitch

[BobbyClock]

Is that another phrase for "I have crabs"?!

No.