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« on: August 06, 2008, 12:27:58 AM »
~-Mods sticky please to leave up for Jenk Users-~

    Now there are two main types of jenk:

    1)Your common peanuts and sweetcorn variety jenk.
    2)The rarer 100$$ pure jenk.

    Now many people may tell you that the best jenk comes from dealers and pressure you to buy it from them because its "safer". This is complete bull.
    Now this very small but helpful guide will help you create the perfect jenk which will leave you tripping balls for days.

    Now what you do is order up a shit load of curry.

    ((DONT EAT RICE WITH YOUR CURRY IT DAMAGES THE OUT COMING JENK!))

    The more liquid within the curry and less solids the better. Eat the curry for about 6hours and then drink down 4, yes FOUR! not FIVE, but 4!! Glasses of milk, afterwards take 5 Laxative pills, and find a jar near by.
    Release your homemade jenk into the jar and leave to ferment for 2weeks, you should have something which looks nice and consistent.
    This shit is as good as the dealers and probably better.

    BE WARNED THOUGH THIS SHIT MAKES YOU TRIP BALLS.

    Use this advice carefully.
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2008, 01:06:40 AM »
You're sniffing your own rotting shit to get high.

Goldmine.