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Farted by FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK, December 12, 2008, 05:55:20 PM

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berimfuckyoubau

I used to think everything was already invented. and i mean EVERYTHING!

WreckingBallClock

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1469952Whaaaaat

Over here kids like 3 years old know what sex is and sort of how it works, my little niece who can barely talk knows babies come from between your legs.

Yeah guys there are Kindergardeners who read Penthouses and do it during nap time. I can't believe there are such old kids who don't even know what sex is.

Blue

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1469970you guys are all confusing IGNORANCE with INTERESTING

For a while I believed "ignorance" was what you had when people didn't pay you enough attention.
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SnakeClock

TriangleClock was never a child.

WreckingBallClock

I used to think TriangleClock was funny. ~3 months ago.


SnakeClock

TriangleClock never learned anything through experimentation in his childhood, he already knew everything.

YoYoClock

When I was a youngster, I drunk wine and listened to chopin like triangle clock here. no hilariously cute misadventures for us, oh no! We were busy discussing the complexities of the modern world. oh to be 9 again!

by Thor + Satellite

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1905428I think yoyo is the best one.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Blue;1469729I figured the penis and vagina relation at a very very young age. I was 4... and my parents still bathed me and my sister together. I figured they worked like puzzle pieces. But I had no idea why at the time. I figured it was just a convenience... so that people could be stacked together.
All I have are brothers. I don't have any conscious memories of the times where my mom would still bathe us together, anyway. It was when I was really little.
There are few memories I keep from the time before I was five:

1. I got the chicken pox in pre-school and my mom used me as an Indian blanket so my brothers would get it too.
2. Other small, vague memories of that pre-school.
3.For one of my birthdays, I was given a model shark jaw to put in my aquarium. I had many fish named Tim and they did not last long.
4. My first nightmare and earliest memory was when the old school desk in my room came alive and tried to kill me. Still in cradle, age 2?
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1469952Whaaaaat

Over here kids like 3 years old know what sex is and sort of how it works, my little niece who can barely talk knows babies come from between your legs.
Now that's what deserves a what. Why and how do they learn that? I don't think that's something a child should learn until they were my age. Puberty education didn't roll around 'till 5th grade and I only learned before that by reading an anatomy book on the different body systems that had detailed pictures.

ToyotaClock

unfortunately marlin was reading an article about homosexual relationships

Sigma

When I was little, like 5, I watched a porno, so I knew all that.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: ToyotaClock;1470167unfortunately marlin was reading an article about homosexual relationships
It was an anatomy book. I even said that in the post.

Something you'd like to tell us about your childhood, Toyota?

Il Duce

My mom told me that mousetraps are to keep the mouse pinned down so that you release it outside the next day.

:(

ToyotaClock

Quote from: Marlin Clock;1470171It was an anatomy book. I even said that in the post.

Something you'd like to tell us about your childhood, Toyota?

you know i love you marlin

Blue

Quote from: Bill Nye the Science Guy;1470174My mom told me that mousetraps are to keep the mouse pinned down so that you release it outside the next day.

:(

its true... but you release them into the trash can.... They sleep until the garbage man frees them into the dump, where all mice like to live.
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AstronautClock

Quote from: Bill Nye the Science Guy;1470174My mom told me that mousetraps are to keep the mouse pinned down so that you release it outside the next day.

:(

hahaha I'm telling my kid this

FlossClock

I have had many of the same experiences as Blue, actually. I blame Calvin And Hobbes.

One of my favorites was when a friend of mine and I decided that an underground club house would be the bomb, so we spent like all summer digging this tunnel into a hill side. Once it was a formidable cave, we ran extension cords from the house to the cave in order to power a lamp and a radio. One day left our radio on over night by accident, and when we went to our cave and it had like 3 snakes in it, so we concluded that snakes like the same kind of music as people. At this point, we accepted that our cave was lost to snakes forever, so we jammed a fuck ton of fire crackers into the dirt surrounding the opening  and tied all the fuses together, in hopes of destroying our cave forever. It accomplished little more than to create alot of dust, but it did cause the snakes to leave, so at least we had our cave back (sans radio, as we didn't want any more snakes). Around this time our parents found out what we were doing and made us stop. The cave later collapsed.

It was a good summer.
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BluezombieClock

While I was learning english, I had trouble saying 'Animals. I would say Aminals constantly.
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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1470248While I was learning english, I had trouble saying 'Animals. I would say Aminals constantly.

I couldn't pronounce Th sounds right. Instead of the, then, or they, I'd say da den and dey.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1470251I couldn't pronounce Th sounds right. Instead of the, then, or they, I'd say da den and dey.
Dat ain't an inflection. Dat's a Chicago accent, my friend.