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Michael Angelo Batio, honorable dinner guest

Farted by FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK, December 07, 2008, 12:32:35 AM

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[22:03] MalteseClock: want to see the most unnecessary thing ever
[22:03] tnflounderman: sure
[22:03] MalteseClock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=025Gp3xKAHg&feature=related
[22:04] tnflounderman: But
[22:04] tnflounderman: but why
[22:05] MalteseClock: it gets more unnecessary as it goes on
[22:05] tnflounderman: Oh dear
[22:05] tnflounderman: Also my grandma is mmaking me watch dog dancing
[22:05] tnflounderman: it's horrific
[22:05] MalteseClock: as horrific as the double guitar
[22:05] MalteseClock: I seriously doubt it
[22:06] tnflounderman: The double guitar is a shining example of manlinenss and uselessness
[22:06] tnflounderman: dog dancing is dog dancing
[22:06] MalteseClock: at 2:19 your head will break
[22:06] tnflounderman: The owners dresss up in costumes for it
[22:06] MalteseClock: the unnecessary level goes through the roof
[22:06] tnflounderman: Jesus christ
[22:07] tnflounderman: How is he able to do this
[22:07] MalteseClock: he's a creature of pure unnecessary
[22:07] tnflounderman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsWGE3YcKzE
[22:07] tnflounderman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[22:07] MalteseClock: yes
[22:07] MalteseClock: the quad guitar
[22:08] tnflounderman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-XfnkLdkjo
[22:08] tnflounderman: here he is actually playing it
[22:08] MalteseClock: lol
[22:08] MalteseClock: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/nickshorts/DSC01921.jpg
[22:08] MalteseClock: he's a creature of pure unnecessary
[22:08] MalteseClock: I know
[22:08] tnflounderman: Who's idea was this
[22:08] MalteseClock: his
[22:08] MalteseClock: he's so purely unnecessary
[22:09] MalteseClock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DXwYbaFHeU
[22:10] MalteseClock: stay away from michael angelo batio
[22:10] MalteseClock: he ruins your life
[22:10] tnflounderman: That'd be awesome if it really happened
[22:10] MalteseClock: no it wouldn't
[22:10] MalteseClock: the man ruins your life
[22:11] tnflounderman: it ruins someone else's life
[22:11] tnflounderman: and I laugh
[22:11] MalteseClock: he ruins everyone's lives
[22:11] MalteseClock: he's an awful human being
[22:12] MalteseClock: you see, it was the 80s
[22:12] MalteseClock: that's what causes it
[22:12] MalteseClock: the 80s
[22:14] tnflounderman: He's a madman
[22:14] MalteseClock: he's so purely unnecessary
[22:14] tnflounderman: Just wait till he releases his diabolical octo guitar
[22:14] tnflounderman: Which he play swith all four limbs, his teeth, and his dick
[22:14] MalteseClock: oh god
[22:14] MalteseClock: no
[22:14] MalteseClock: don't even threaten that
[22:15] MalteseClock: michael angelo batio might overhear you
[22:15] MalteseClock: do it
[22:15] MalteseClock: come to your house
[22:15] MalteseClock: and ruin your life
[22:15] MalteseClock: because he does that
[22:15] MalteseClock: it's how he gets off
[22:16] tnflounderman: He says he has to use the bathroom
[22:16] tnflounderman: but he's not peeing
[22:16] tnflounderman: he's masturbating
[22:16] tnflounderman: in your house
[22:16] tnflounderman: YOUR house
[22:16] MalteseClock: ha ha ha
[22:16] tnflounderman: not his own
[22:16] MalteseClock: then he leaves the bathroom
[22:16] MalteseClock: and cums in your milk
[22:16] MalteseClock: then he kills your dad
[22:16] tnflounderman: He's a terrible guest
[22:16] tnflounderman: so impolite
[22:16] MalteseClock: he ruins your life
[22:17] MalteseClock: when he enters a room, he steals the light bulbs
[22:17] MalteseClock: and eats them
[22:17] MalteseClock: in front of you
[22:17] MalteseClock: when he leaves a room, he sets it on fire
[22:18] tnflounderman: When he actually DOES use your bathroom, he pisses in the sink and washes his hands in the toilet
[22:18] tnflounderman: the dirt from his hands will leave rings in your toilet which will never come out
[22:18] MalteseClock: and takes a crap in your bath tup
[22:18] MalteseClock: *tub
[22:20] tnflounderman: He also salts the dirt in your potted plants
[22:20] tnflounderman: so they die and nothing can ever grow again
[22:20] MalteseClock: while eating the plants
[22:20] MalteseClock: when you offer him food
[22:20] MalteseClock: he shoves it up his ass
[22:20] MalteseClock: and throws up on the table
[22:20] tnflounderman: What he cant fit he just spits on and puts back in the wrong cupboard
[22:21] tnflounderman: he purposely rearanges your fridge so you can't find anything
[22:21] MalteseClock: he cleans his guitars with the tears of his victims
[22:23] tnflounderman: he's diabolical
[22:23] MalteseClock: although he's a surprisingly entertaining dinner guest
[22:24] MalteseClock: whenever you give him an inanimate object, he immediately breaks it
[22:25] MalteseClock: then he plays a guitar solo
[22:27] MalteseClock: he either breaks inanimate objects or eats them
[22:27] MalteseClock: depends on how he's feeling
[22:27] MalteseClock: this is all factual by the way
[22:28] tnflounderman: We could write a book on him
[22:28] MalteseClock: he'd never know, he's illterate
[22:28] tnflounderman: Exactly
[22:28] tnflounderman: if he knew
[22:29] tnflounderman: he'd attack us next
[22:29] MalteseClock: although he doesn't consider them attacks
[22:29] MalteseClock: he just refers to them as dinner with friends

This isn't a chatlog thread what are you talking about.

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