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Farted by Losperman, November 01, 2005, 01:26:35 AM

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PhantomCatClock

HAHAHAHAHAHA I had no idea they did it, it just seemed like something they'd do and I think about the comfortable ass cartoon all the time

PhantomCatClock

IT DOESN'T HAVE MOVIECLIPS


PhantomCatClock

apparently god damn nothing has movieclips and it's impossible to search google for movieclips without getting flash/search for the word sprite without getting shitty Unity character editor programs

VCRClock

welp time to start making poser porn instead :shrug:
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

GreyClock

Fuck's poser porn? Like stop motion with mannequins? Mannequins that only pretend to be goth?



Here's another type of behavior I hate:

The following message arrives on my phone:
"Don't know what went wrong said import that's one problem taken care now problem two"
"What are you talking about?"
"Smart... [Same message, now with some actual context: who said 'import', what problems one and two even are.]"
Yes, I'm the stupid one because you can't write a coherent message motherfucker.
"Regarding problem two: ask Tim about the tarrifs."
"What are you trying to say?"
That's real clever dude! A callback to my thing earlier! But it literally couldn't be any clearer you motherfucker-fucker.

I wish it was acceptable in the modern-day business world to just tell people to go drive a lawnmower up their own ass. Imagine the boost in efficiency!
"Hi, what's..."
"Fuck off."

"Can I..."
"Fuck off? Yes."

GreyClock

How long before retirement and/or death?

Who wants to start a start-up with me? You do all the work.

Slurpee

Quote from: Slurpee on March 19, 2019, 03:11:45 AM
it'd be like releasing dlc for vampire the masquerade bloodlines
well that was a weirdly specific thing to almost be wrong about

VCRClock

Quote from: GreyClock on March 24, 2019, 06:05:32 AM
How long before retirement and/or death?

Who wants to start a start-up with me? You do all the work.

it's easy, you just find some website where venture capitalists gather and say, "so i want to develop this mobile app. it's like facebook, for beavers. it runs on the blockchain and generates profit by functioning as middleman between beavers and social dambuilding"

then when the angel investors kick you some money, you throw some of it at desperate foreign programmers on fiverr, get someone else to do some charts that make it look like your beaver app is still on track to being profitable, and use the rest to fund your lavish lifestyle and invest in some properties to pimp out on airbnb
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Slurpee

[u2]r-2LsE4Ci5c[/u2]

I just learned pannenkoek2012 started using his powers for evil

PhantomCatClock

You think you know a guy.

PhantomCatClock


Slurpee


RobClock

I moved this past weekend. I just sat down at my computer tonight for the first time since I got set up here and discovered that I cannot access my second hard drive, which is where i had all of my games and movies/tv shows stored. The faint glimmer of a will to live I've been nursing for the last year has completely evaporated.

PhantomCatClock

Try plugging it into different slots on your mobo?

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: RobClock on March 28, 2019, 10:29:41 PM
I moved this past weekend. I just sat down at my computer tonight for the first time since I got set up here and discovered that I cannot access my second hard drive, which is where i had all of my games and movies/tv shows stored. The faint glimmer of a will to live I've been nursing for the last year has completely evaporated.

What kind of HDD was it and how old? If it's a seagate well...

RobClock

Thankfully it was only the cable that came loose. It's a Toshiba and it's.. Jesus, probably about 6 years old now? It was originally my primary drive until my PSU blew up on me and the computer wouldnt boot from it anymore.

PhantomCatClock

asked for a pitcher, got a belly-itcher

PhantomCatClock

slurpee pot pie, my four favorite things


PhantomCatClock

I beat the newgrounds april fool thing with a cookie and not a biscuit :salute: