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Re: Precious Moments Collectors' Thread
« Reply #112240 on: August 21, 2019, 02:24:20 PM »
To expound on some things: do you understand German, Slurps? Like, you say "he's plain spoken" when to me, regardless of the lyrics, he sounds like a goddamn creep. Which is interesting.

Also, you said "music is apparently the one medium where instead for some reason my reaction is holy fuck that was so intense wowww. whoa. let me go tell the clock crew", which I interpreted as music being the only medium where you get the "intense wow" reaction, rather than it being the only medium where you want to tell us when such a reaction occurs. Right? Because I find that while with music it's easy to tear up and get goosebumps and all that shit. The gut-wrench is mostly reserved for long-form stuff like movies and literature. Hence my example. Although I've gotten it from looking at a single painting as well.

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Re: Precious Moments Collectors' Thread
« Reply #112241 on: August 21, 2019, 04:16:21 PM »
You know that feeling like there's an actual physical pain in the pit of your stomach? Is there a word for that? Gut-wrenching, in a literal sense, I guess. Webster's doesn't include that definition, but Urban Dictionary says: "[...] that your stomach feels knotted." Anywho, even though it sorta sucks and it doesn't happen that often, it's cool that a work of art can have such a powerful effect on you. I read Dostoevsky's Notes from Underground some years ago and the unnamed narrator was dogshit personified, so much so that I still get a muted version of that feeling thinking about him now.
I like the "knots in your stomach" idiom because it describes the feeling exactly
I think the feeling itself comes from sympathetic anxiety?

there should just be a word for it, though. like how you can get "the chills"
"ohh, I got the... dops. that song gave me dops"

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Re: Precious Moments Collectors' Thread
« Reply #112242 on: August 21, 2019, 04:16:44 PM »
To expound on some things: do you understand German, Slurps? Like, you say "he's plain spoken" when to me, regardless of the lyrics, he sounds like a goddamn creep. Which is interesting.
I don't understand as much german as somebody who actually understands german, but I understand enough to surprise a german-speaking customer

I just meant he wasn't singing, I guess? there are probably subtleties that are lost on me
for sure in the first verse I think he starts out sounding very plain-spoken. and as he gets more emotional in the build-up to the chorus it could go either way. like... Hotline Bling? lol. "ever since I left the city, you–" like drake didn't mean to sound paternalistic and overinvested, it just happened that way. he thought he was making a song about caring

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Re: Precious Moments Collectors' Thread
« Reply #112243 on: August 21, 2019, 04:17:09 PM »
Also, you said "music is apparently the one medium where instead for some reason my reaction is holy fuck that was so intense wowww. whoa. let me go tell the clock crew", which I interpreted as music being the only medium where you get the "intense wow" reaction, rather than it being the only medium where you want to tell us when such a reaction occurs. Right? Because I find that while with music it's easy to tear up and get goosebumps and all that shit. The gut-wrench is mostly reserved for long-form stuff like movies and literature. Hence my example. Although I've gotten it from looking at a single painting as well.
right yeah

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Re: Precious Moments Collectors' Thread
« Reply #112244 on: August 21, 2019, 04:17:17 PM »

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Re: Precious Moments Collectors' Thread
« Reply #112245 on: August 21, 2019, 05:05:31 PM »
but I understand enough to surprise a german-speaking customer
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Re: Precious Moments Collectors' Thread
« Reply #112246 on: August 21, 2019, 05:20:04 PM »
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Re: Precious Moments Collectors' Thread
« Reply #112247 on: August 21, 2019, 05:44:20 PM »
SlurpeeClock? More like Herr Slurpensheister

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Re: Precious Moments Collectors' Thread
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Re: Precious Moments Collectors' Thread
« Reply #112249 on: August 21, 2019, 06:46:49 PM »
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Re: Precious Moments Collectors' Thread
« Reply #112250 on: August 21, 2019, 07:51:09 PM »

I don't remember what I typed

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« Reply #112251 on: August 21, 2019, 08:07:44 PM »
I don't remember what I typed
I know you were all on the edge of your seats
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0DyR07SUNL7

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« Reply #112252 on: August 21, 2019, 08:21:15 PM »
me, a checkout clerk: *learns rudimentary phrases and grammar in 6 different languages to do a better job*
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is this a etsy enamel pin i can collect

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Re: Precious Moments Collectors' Thread
« Reply #112253 on: August 21, 2019, 10:06:01 PM »
I don't remember what I typed
I know you were all on the edge of your seats
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0DyR07SUNL7

this would be an extremely powerful tool for making flash movies if I wasn't a cretinous deadbeat

Beautiful

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« Reply #112254 on: August 21, 2019, 10:12:26 PM »
naturalvoices Charles was put out to pasture


it wasn't just bought up?

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Re: Precious Moments Collectors' Thread
« Reply #112255 on: August 21, 2019, 10:15:31 PM »
naturalvoices Charles was put out to pasture


it wasn't just bought up?

WHAT THE FUCK WHY AM I JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS NOW IT HAS BEEN FIVE YEARS

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Re: Precious Moments Collectors' Thread
« Reply #112256 on: August 21, 2019, 10:51:22 PM »
ok i'm back

it's been a really long time


this is the last thing the angel showed me after i wished i'd never been born after losing a game of super tux racer

the other world was worse, yeah, but like, i was obviously joking


anyway it's nice to see the version of history where you got the voice back i'm gonna go to sleep you would not believe how long this day has been

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« Reply #112257 on: August 22, 2019, 03:38:56 AM »
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« Reply #112258 on: August 23, 2019, 06:27:49 PM »
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« Reply #112259 on: August 23, 2019, 08:12:53 PM »
Is there anyone here who's seen every iteration of Full-Metal Alchemist?