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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111580 on: December 05, 2017, 01:10:54 AM »
also w/r/t to what you guys were saying earlier, maddox is suing dick masterson and like five other people lol

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111581 on: December 05, 2017, 05:25:21 AM »
I was going to ask about Seanbaby. He's the only reason I even read Cracked, though most of his Cracked articles ended up on his personal site anyway



My respect for Maddox never waned for a second until the end of Biggest Problem, and I thought he got over it when he put up the giant archive of the show for free but apparently he's not

I hope he loses but probably won't

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111582 on: December 05, 2017, 05:26:37 AM »
You didn't mention the $20,000,000 part. What has he done in his entire life that's worth $20,000,000 even combined with Dick's life

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111583 on: December 05, 2017, 09:57:52 AM »
$20M for each person he is suing. LOL. Get a life Maddox.

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111584 on: December 05, 2017, 11:18:00 AM »
The lawsuit is $380,000,000 total. The dude has lost his fucking mind.

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111585 on: December 05, 2017, 11:23:45 AM »
He also shut down his subreddit and the only other show on his “podcast network” announced his departure from said network like two days ago.

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111586 on: December 05, 2017, 11:47:49 AM »
I was going to ask about Seanbaby. He's the only reason I even read Cracked, though most of his Cracked articles ended up on his personal site anyway



My respect for Maddox never waned for a second until the end of Biggest Problem, and I thought he got over it when he put up the giant archive of the show for free but apparently he's not

I hope he loses but probably won't

The thing about that ‘archive’ is that he took the website down for like three weeks prior with no explanation, and then his new version went up after Dick re-hosted the old site at biggest.thedickshow.com and that was following some other shady shit he pulled like taking the biggest problem RSS feed, deleting the old show and then using that feed for his new show so that he could retain the old subscribers.

The lawsuit should get thrown out because everyone involved except for Asterios is located in LA and Maddox filed in NY for seemingly no reason at all. The whole thing is a ridiculous shit show.

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111587 on: December 05, 2017, 06:21:46 PM »
I think he's filing in NY because his book publisher is based there, and he's going to argue that Dick's antics are the reason his latest book flopped.

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111588 on: December 05, 2017, 06:46:25 PM »
his book flopped because the first person to buy it said what it actually was in the Amazon review and he was too proud to enable pre-orders so nobody ended up buying a physical copy of his website

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111589 on: December 05, 2017, 07:05:24 PM »
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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111590 on: December 06, 2017, 04:09:20 AM »
doing a wget clone of the site and converting links for local use JUST IN CASE. Aside from his weird stuff like Saddest Caveman™, does Maddox' site use any other domains besides maddox.xmission.com, thebestpageintheuniverse.com, and thebestpage….net?

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111592 on: December 06, 2017, 03:46:25 PM »
Has anyone ever experienced Alice in Wonderland syndrome? My hands seem so small right now.

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111593 on: December 06, 2017, 04:49:45 PM »
Has anyone ever experienced Alice in Wonderland syndrome? My hands seem so small right now.
no, but when my eyesight prescription changed I felt taller for about a week

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111594 on: December 06, 2017, 06:23:46 PM »
how do you get it on your dick

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111595 on: December 06, 2017, 10:27:25 PM »
how do you get it on your dick
that's all fun and games until your dick's so small you can't find it

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111596 on: December 06, 2017, 10:49:11 PM »
it's not the motion of the occean, it's the size of the thighs' prize

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111597 on: December 07, 2017, 05:10:29 AM »
In related news, every mp3 of the Biggest Problem show comes out to 7.8GB (with Dick's copy of the website, images included, being 0.2GB to round that out nicely) and Dick's website's robots.txt is perfect but the dickheads hosting the mp3s don't quite understand the idea behind it



it truly is a backward and ironic time

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111598 on: December 07, 2017, 06:17:29 AM »
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why didnt you tell me the dick show was good

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Re: Clock Crew's worst dumbest Discussion Topic
« Reply #111599 on: December 07, 2017, 11:04:11 AM »
I mean, did I not talk about it at length two or three times in this very thread before?

If you don’t listen to The Dick Show, you absolutely should.