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PhantomCatClock

I am astonished that kroger's organic brand (Simple Truthâ,,¢Â®Â©â,,¢Â©Â®â,,¢Â©Â®â,,¢) has quadrotriticale for like half the price per pound as the national non-organic brand

patriotclock

i started singing and my cat got scared lmao

Slurpee

Quote from: PatriotClock on May 09, 2018, 05:49:06 PM
i started singing and my cat got scared
and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air

PhantomCatClock


GreyClock

here's a thing:

if you own a cat and want to see something really funny, when it lies on its back looking up at you and you're looking at it head first, really focus on the eyes. Try to disregard the features that make it a cats head, the nose the mouth the whiskers. Instead you'll see this hairy ball with sad droopy eyes. It looks like Grimace. Enjoy!

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PhantomCatClock

can you put a spoiler on a plane if you only want first class to fly and everyone else has to ride on a bus

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GreyClock

weirdest popup tab from a streaming video site ever: google's favicon.ico

PhantomCatClock

Flat Rate Society has members of the same ranking paying different annual fees all across the globe

miracle fruit

powerful image. really makes u thinkabout the current state of clock crew.


PhantomCatClock

I don't think about the current state of the clock crew

PhantomCatClock

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Slurpee

when I was a kid, I thought the first three words in Interview With a Vampire were one word that I didn't know, and meant a special or specific vampire? the Intervyuwitha vampire
like the Cincinnati kid, or the ultimate hustler

I also thought Death Becomes Her was called Death Becomser and "becomser" was a kind of magic potion that prevents something
headache becomser
sleep becomser

coffee is a sleep becomser

garlic water is an intervyuwitha vampire becomser

Slurpee

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on May 16, 2018, 12:46:40 AM
dsvdfg[u2]BxdTpn4c8Os[/u2]dhaerthbdhtbdht
this probably would have legitimately made me mad as a kid

SilverCherryClock

Quote from: Slurpee on May 16, 2018, 03:34:27 AM
when I was a kid, I thought the first three words in Interview With a Vampire were one word that I didn't know, and meant a special or specific vampire? the Intervyuwitha vampire
like the Cincinnati kid, or the ultimate hustler

I also thought Death Becomes Her was called Death Becomser and "becomser" was a kind of magic potion that prevents something
headache becomser
sleep becomser

coffee is a sleep becomser

garlic water is an intervyuwitha vampire becomser

lol

glad i read this thx

Slash

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on May 16, 2018, 12:46:40 AM
dsvdfg[u2]BxdTpn4c8Os[/u2]dhaerthbdhtbdht
So what is pikachu  a digimon or a digidestined

PhantomCatClock

LIFEHACK put [sic] at the end of your novel so you don't have to pay for editors

Slurpee

I have decided it's actually fine to pick your nose.


that is all.

miracle fruit