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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113580 on: June 11, 2018, 07:22:39 AM »
Installment XXIV of my Interacting with Morons diary:

- This is Jill.
- Hi Jill, your colleague connected me. I'm actually trying to reach Bob, is he there?
- No, I don't think so. Have you tried calling between 10:00 and 12:00?
- It is between 10:00 and 12:00 right now ma'am. Is he on vacation or something? I've been trying to reach him since last week. I also left a message and he hasn't called back either.
- That doesn't sound like him. He's always available.
- Why am I talking to you then?
- He always calls right back. I spoke to him last week, no problem. This really doesn't sound like him.

The fuck are you implying Jill? You think I'm making this shit up?

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113581 on: June 11, 2018, 10:53:31 AM »
- That doesn't sound like him. He's always available.
- Why am I talking to you then?


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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113582 on: June 12, 2018, 03:00:54 PM »
attn slurpee

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113583 on: June 12, 2018, 03:01:09 PM »

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113584 on: June 12, 2018, 03:23:02 PM »
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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113585 on: June 12, 2018, 10:48:37 PM »
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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113586 on: June 12, 2018, 10:48:51 PM »
the straw hole is at the very top of the slurpee dome

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113587 on: June 13, 2018, 08:40:27 AM »
Mayor Carl McCheese is a work of art all on its own.

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113588 on: June 13, 2018, 05:13:40 PM »
carl is clearly mashed up with hamburgerclock, an original clock crew creation that bears no legal resemblance to the copyrighted mcdonald's character mayor mccheese

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113589 on: June 13, 2018, 06:35:20 PM »
I disavow my previous post

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113590 on: June 14, 2018, 03:04:11 AM »
Spyro isn't announced on Switch but Crash is

If I wanted to run around as a fat loser and eat wumpa fruits all day I wouldn't sit down and play a video game

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113591 on: June 14, 2018, 10:17:23 AM »
Duke Nukem Forever came out 7 years ago today

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113592 on: June 14, 2018, 05:04:44 PM »
Cleopatra lived closer to Duke Nukem Forever being announced than she did to the creation of the great pyramids, but lived even further away from it actually coming out.

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113593 on: June 14, 2018, 05:29:04 PM »
I shall make a game called Spook Pukem starring Duke Nukem's alcoholic ghost.

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113594 on: June 14, 2018, 05:44:28 PM »
or go the racist route you racist rout

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113595 on: June 14, 2018, 09:09:45 PM »
OMG how dare you! I haven't been racist for almost three days now.

or go the racist route you racist rout

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113596 on: June 16, 2018, 06:42:08 AM »
will and gracist

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113597 on: June 16, 2018, 02:03:42 PM »
hi guys i moved to the la brea tar pits and i hjust wanted to say

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ok i goig back under the surfac now bye

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113598 on: June 16, 2018, 06:37:13 PM »
‘Contemporary setting small town sheriff who wears a cowboy hat’ is probably one of my favourite cliches

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Re: In Order To Harvest The Grain, You got to Cut The Wheat
« Reply #113599 on: June 16, 2018, 11:28:28 PM »
then i recommend Longmire: a TV Show™