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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #110760 on: August 08, 2018, 01:11:19 PM »
-Excuse me sir, my friend didn't show up and now I need three bucks to get home.
-I don't have any cash.
-Maybe you can load some money on my public transpo card.
-I don't think so, there's like a five buck minimum.

One week later...

-Excuse me sir, my friend didn't show up and now I need three bucks to get home.
-Again? What a flake.
-Again? Uhhh... yeah, yeah... he didn't show up again... I need three bucks.
-No.

Hopefully I'll see him again next week, I'll try and pretend I'm psychic.
-Excuse me sir, my friend didn't show up and now I need three bucks to get home.
-Aaauuuuurrruuuuuuugggghhhiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! [mind melts]

See, that time it will be me speaking first.


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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #110761 on: August 08, 2018, 01:22:17 PM »
-Excuse me sir, my friend didn't show up and now I need three bucks to get home.
-What are you talking about, I'm right here... That hurts me Steve, that hurts me. Just because I'm five minutes late you treat me like this?

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #110762 on: August 08, 2018, 02:59:38 PM »
That’s a classic. There was a Tim Hortons not five minutes from my house in high school and every day the same sketchy jackass would be out front “hey bud could I get a toonie off you to catch the bus?”

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« Reply #110763 on: August 08, 2018, 06:15:05 PM »
People outside the circle-k try to sell me their mixtapes sometimes.  They actually have burned cds on hand too. Sometimes even with library printed album covers and thin jewel cases.

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« Reply #110764 on: August 08, 2018, 06:25:03 PM »
People outside the circle-k try to sell me their mixtapes sometimes.  They actually have burned cds on hand too. Sometimes even with library printed album covers and thin jewel cases.
I've bought a couple of these
 used to see them outside Amoeba all the time but idk I haven't been to berkeley for a while and it seems like they would have moved on to soundcloud or w/e by now

most of them are really bad but I respect the hustle

I will never forget this incredible line:
"[somethin somethin] come up like an elevator/
I can't see 'em, but I can smell-a-hater"

but my favorite was just a blank cd with the guy's stage name written on it. I'm not sure if he didn't know how to burn cd's or if he just wasn't even trying to make a name for himself and was selling blank cd's for a quick buck, but I found it oddly endearing either way

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« Reply #110765 on: August 08, 2018, 08:18:37 PM »
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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #110766 on: August 09, 2018, 06:19:49 AM »
hey i heard about ur bleeding asshole did they ever find a cork big enough to fix it

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #110767 on: August 09, 2018, 06:19:57 AM »
not you

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #110768 on: August 09, 2018, 09:29:19 AM »
-Excuse me sir, my friend didn't show up and now I need three bucks to get home.
-Aaauuuuurrruuuuuuugggghhhiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! [mind melts]

but my favorite was just a blank cd with the guy's stage name written on it. I'm not sure if he didn't know how to burn cd's or if he just wasn't even trying to make a name for himself and was selling blank cd's for a quick buck, but I found it oddly endearing either way
holy shit that's brilliant

one of my pet fascinations is tax scam labels, which took advantage of a late 70s tax loophole by slapping together albums from any source material they had lying around, mostly not selling them, and then claiming a loss. it didn't matter what was on the albums because nobody was going to buy them anyway.

if guy was knowingly selling blank cds, he's taking advantage of a market of buyers that know there's a good chance that what they're buying will be worthless (i.e. shit music), but taking the tax scam label approach, maximizes profit by limiting his effort to making cds that look playable, yet he is protected by the unusually tolerant market. no one is going to hold him accountable for selling blank cds because a fool and his money are soon parted and they should have known better

thus, at the expense of a sharpie and some blank cds, guy gains both money and rabid fans such as influencer slurpeeclock. indeed he could be selling t-shirts too -- as long as the shirts looked cool, no buyer would have to worry about actually liking or talking about the music, and people wearing the t-shirts would only lead to further cd sales for guy, thereby spurring still more t-shirt sales. though in truth having to offer multiple sizes of t-shirt means some money would be tied up in inventory

anyway quit your job and sell blank cds

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #110769 on: August 09, 2018, 01:03:15 PM »
holy shit that's brilliant

one of my pet fascinations is tax scam labels, which took advantage of a late 70s tax loophole by slapping together albums from any source material they had lying around, mostly not selling them, and then claiming a loss. it didn't matter what was on the albums because nobody was going to buy them anyway.

if guy was knowingly selling blank cds, he's taking advantage of a market of buyers that know there's a good chance that what they're buying will be worthless (i.e. shit music), but taking the tax scam label approach, maximizes profit by limiting his effort to making cds that look playable, yet he is protected by the unusually tolerant market. no one is going to hold him accountable for selling blank cds because a fool and his money are soon parted and they should have known better

thus, at the expense of a sharpie and some blank cds, guy gains both money and rabid fans such as influencer slurpeeclock. indeed he could be selling t-shirts too -- as long as the shirts looked cool, no buyer would have to worry about actually liking or talking about the music, and people wearing the t-shirts would only lead to further cd sales for guy, thereby spurring still more t-shirt sales. though in truth having to offer multiple sizes of t-shirt means some money would be tied up in inventory

anyway quit your job and sell blank cds
Isn't that basically what The Producers is about, albeit with shit musicals? Granted, all my information comes from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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« Reply #110770 on: August 09, 2018, 02:24:35 PM »
no one is going to hold him accountable for selling blank cds because a fool and his money are soon parted
hey

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« Reply #110771 on: August 09, 2018, 02:25:02 PM »
also
influencer slurpeeclock
I know you're fucking around but the whole world is that bill hicks bit about marketers securing the anti-marketer market and I want to scream

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« Reply #110772 on: August 09, 2018, 02:26:06 PM »
also yes that was the plot of The Producers

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« Reply #110773 on: August 09, 2018, 02:28:56 PM »
I haven't seen the original but I don't recommend the film adaptation of the stage adaptation. it was funny but it does not use the medium of film very well. if you're going to watch the film adaptation of a stage adaption of an old film I haven't seen, I recommend hairspray, it is much more lively

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« Reply #110774 on: August 09, 2018, 08:57:21 PM »
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« Reply #110775 on: August 10, 2018, 12:38:39 AM »
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that was totally a video

i'm sure glad "scene" isn't a mainstream subculture anymore

i think they probably meant to type "thot scene girl" but i understand

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« Reply #110776 on: August 10, 2018, 01:04:22 AM »
I never noticed the discordant lo-fi circus music in the background before

is that "scene" music? I thought scene was basically emo but with more hairspray and louder screaming

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« Reply #110777 on: August 10, 2018, 03:27:18 AM »
The music might be from a Mr. Bungle song I think, which is pretty cool.

I definitely heard it before somewhere. Fuck, now I gotta find out.

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« Reply #110778 on: August 10, 2018, 04:44:57 AM »

Okay.

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« Reply #110779 on: August 10, 2018, 01:05:21 PM »
lol of course it's tool. aenima rules though. so does mr bungle. I'm gonna go listen to california again.