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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113700 on: August 08, 2018, 08:18:37 PM »
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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113701 on: August 09, 2018, 06:19:49 AM »
hey i heard about ur bleeding asshole did they ever find a cork big enough to fix it

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113702 on: August 09, 2018, 06:19:57 AM »
not you

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113703 on: August 09, 2018, 09:29:19 AM »
-Excuse me sir, my friend didn't show up and now I need three bucks to get home.
-Aaauuuuurrruuuuuuugggghhhiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! [mind melts]

but my favorite was just a blank cd with the guy's stage name written on it. I'm not sure if he didn't know how to burn cd's or if he just wasn't even trying to make a name for himself and was selling blank cd's for a quick buck, but I found it oddly endearing either way
holy shit that's brilliant

one of my pet fascinations is tax scam labels, which took advantage of a late 70s tax loophole by slapping together albums from any source material they had lying around, mostly not selling them, and then claiming a loss. it didn't matter what was on the albums because nobody was going to buy them anyway.

if guy was knowingly selling blank cds, he's taking advantage of a market of buyers that know there's a good chance that what they're buying will be worthless (i.e. shit music), but taking the tax scam label approach, maximizes profit by limiting his effort to making cds that look playable, yet he is protected by the unusually tolerant market. no one is going to hold him accountable for selling blank cds because a fool and his money are soon parted and they should have known better

thus, at the expense of a sharpie and some blank cds, guy gains both money and rabid fans such as influencer slurpeeclock. indeed he could be selling t-shirts too -- as long as the shirts looked cool, no buyer would have to worry about actually liking or talking about the music, and people wearing the t-shirts would only lead to further cd sales for guy, thereby spurring still more t-shirt sales. though in truth having to offer multiple sizes of t-shirt means some money would be tied up in inventory

anyway quit your job and sell blank cds

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113704 on: August 09, 2018, 01:03:15 PM »
holy shit that's brilliant

one of my pet fascinations is tax scam labels, which took advantage of a late 70s tax loophole by slapping together albums from any source material they had lying around, mostly not selling them, and then claiming a loss. it didn't matter what was on the albums because nobody was going to buy them anyway.

if guy was knowingly selling blank cds, he's taking advantage of a market of buyers that know there's a good chance that what they're buying will be worthless (i.e. shit music), but taking the tax scam label approach, maximizes profit by limiting his effort to making cds that look playable, yet he is protected by the unusually tolerant market. no one is going to hold him accountable for selling blank cds because a fool and his money are soon parted and they should have known better

thus, at the expense of a sharpie and some blank cds, guy gains both money and rabid fans such as influencer slurpeeclock. indeed he could be selling t-shirts too -- as long as the shirts looked cool, no buyer would have to worry about actually liking or talking about the music, and people wearing the t-shirts would only lead to further cd sales for guy, thereby spurring still more t-shirt sales. though in truth having to offer multiple sizes of t-shirt means some money would be tied up in inventory

anyway quit your job and sell blank cds
Isn't that basically what The Producers is about, albeit with shit musicals? Granted, all my information comes from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113705 on: August 09, 2018, 02:24:35 PM »
no one is going to hold him accountable for selling blank cds because a fool and his money are soon parted
hey

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113706 on: August 09, 2018, 02:25:02 PM »
also
influencer slurpeeclock
I know you're fucking around but the whole world is that bill hicks bit about marketers securing the anti-marketer market and I want to scream

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113707 on: August 09, 2018, 02:26:06 PM »
also yes that was the plot of The Producers

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« Reply #113708 on: August 09, 2018, 02:28:56 PM »
I haven't seen the original but I don't recommend the film adaptation of the stage adaptation. it was funny but it does not use the medium of film very well. if you're going to watch the film adaptation of a stage adaption of an old film I haven't seen, I recommend hairspray, it is much more lively

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113709 on: August 09, 2018, 08:57:21 PM »
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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113710 on: August 10, 2018, 12:38:39 AM »
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that was totally a video

i'm sure glad "scene" isn't a mainstream subculture anymore

i think they probably meant to type "thot scene girl" but i understand

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113711 on: August 10, 2018, 01:04:22 AM »
I never noticed the discordant lo-fi circus music in the background before

is that "scene" music? I thought scene was basically emo but with more hairspray and louder screaming

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113712 on: August 10, 2018, 03:27:18 AM »
The music might be from a Mr. Bungle song I think, which is pretty cool.

I definitely heard it before somewhere. Fuck, now I gotta find out.

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« Reply #113713 on: August 10, 2018, 04:44:57 AM »

Okay.

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113714 on: August 10, 2018, 01:05:21 PM »
lol of course it's tool. aenima rules though. so does mr bungle. I'm gonna go listen to california again.

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113715 on: August 10, 2018, 01:27:11 PM »
California is one my favorite albums.

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113716 on: August 10, 2018, 02:28:32 PM »
What do you call a hooker that works in Montreal and Toronto?

A tail of two cities

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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113717 on: August 11, 2018, 09:53:03 AM »
What do you call a hooker that works in Montreal and Toronto?

A tail of two cities

A pair of legs, always in the air?



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Re: tony hawk loves to skate
« Reply #113719 on: August 12, 2018, 04:51:14 PM »
when mobile sites say "it's better on the app" does that mean they didn't hire a UX team or does it mean they made the mobile site shitty on purpose because they can harvest your data more easily if they can get you to use the app?

it's definitely not neither of those