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Re: The Island of Inbred Toys
« Reply #111240 on: January 10, 2019, 02:06:55 AM »
He’s inside nestled up at the foot of the chesterfield
that is a brand of cigarette for drunks and nothing else
no soap on earth can cleanse you of us fewel

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Re: The Island of Inbred Toys
« Reply #111241 on: January 10, 2019, 03:53:41 AM »
put your chesterfields out on your chesterfield so you can sell it at the chesterfield grunge messtival

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Re: The Island of Inbred Toys
« Reply #111242 on: January 10, 2019, 08:35:40 AM »
He’s inside nestled up at the foot of the chesterfield
that is a brand of cigarette for drunks and nothing else

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111243 on: January 10, 2019, 11:50:18 AM »
Chester-molester

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111244 on: January 10, 2019, 01:13:36 PM »
DON'T TRY TO BROADEN MY HORIZONS
I TRIED THAT ONCE I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS FUN
I WANT THAT SAME SHIT THAT I HAD ON BEFORE
I LIKE THAT OLD TIME A ROCK AN ROLL

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Re: The Island of Inbred Toys
« Reply #111245 on: January 10, 2019, 03:18:24 PM »

"In Canadian English, chesterfield as equivalent to a couch or sofa[13] is widespread among older Canadians, but the term is quickly vanishing according to one survey done in the Golden Horseshoe region of Ontario in 1992."

And here we are in 2019. Some survey... or were you already old in 1992?


"Also in the UK, the word chesterfield meant any couch in the 1900s, but now describes a deep buttoned sofa, usually made from leather, with arms and back of the same height. The first leather chesterfield sofa, with its distinctive deep buttoned, quilted leather upholstery and lower seat base, was commissioned by Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield (1694–1773)."


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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111246 on: January 10, 2019, 04:01:01 PM »
Fake news
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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111247 on: January 10, 2019, 07:34:06 PM »
My old man always called the couch a chesterfield and thusly I adopted the colloquialism. Every yankee I've ever known has given me a hard time for it, but I'll be god damned if I stop saying it to appease you filthy southerners.

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111248 on: January 10, 2019, 07:39:49 PM »
it's because of what Arthur Chesterfield did to us



the only Chester we'll ever acknowledge is Chester Copperpot.

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111249 on: January 10, 2019, 10:28:33 PM »
I do like me some deep buttons.

Can we just call them prostates tho deep buttons sounds vulgar
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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111250 on: January 11, 2019, 12:18:34 AM »
I farted in Chesterfield, Missouri

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111251 on: January 11, 2019, 08:39:56 PM »
I was working on something just now and suddenly had an incredibly dumb realization

the riddle from the start of John Dies at the End:

is not the Ship of Theseus problem

the answer is no
because he wasn't slain with an axe
he was shot :facepalm:

was this intentional? am I the only one who didn't pick up on it?

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111252 on: January 11, 2019, 10:52:54 PM »
Oh shit, the badgerconda quote is no longer in the top 200 rated logs on bash.org


also thank you for putting me on another bash.org readathon, Slurpski

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111253 on: January 12, 2019, 09:15:22 AM »
Apparently Randy Pitchford is being sued by lifelong friend and former co-executive of Gearbox software for embezzlement, fraud, and shady business practices. In said lawsuit, it is alleged that Mr.Pitchford is a purveyor of underaged pornography and hosts parties with his wife wherein sexual misconduct against minors is enacted.

https://www.scribd.com/document/397279911/Wade-Callender-vs-Randall-Pitchford-and-Gearbox-Software-DC-18-19179#from_embed?campaign=SkimbitLtd&ad_group=66960X1516586X0c276e3728de301e8bdfe3cda6031274&keyword=660149026&source=hp_affiliate&medium=affiliate

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111254 on: January 12, 2019, 09:19:40 AM »
Ten years since the dissolution of the original 3D Realms team, I wonder who will secure the rights to Duke when this ordeal results in Gearbox going belly up?

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111255 on: January 12, 2019, 02:16:22 PM »
Ten years since the dissolution of the original 3D Realms team, I wonder who will secure the rights to Duke when this ordeal results in Gearbox going belly up?
maybe it'll be like when Midway died and Mortal Kombat went to a new company created by the people who love it

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111256 on: January 12, 2019, 02:29:17 PM »
Ten years since the dissolution of the original 3D Realms team, I wonder who will secure the rights to Duke when this ordeal results in Gearbox going belly up?
maybe it'll be like when Midway died and Mortal Kombat went to a new company created by the people who love it

A boy can dream.



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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111257 on: January 12, 2019, 02:49:06 PM »
This is so utterly adorable AND one of my favorite ATHF episodes.



I farted in Chesterfield, Missouri
I've been farty all morning it's your fault isnt it? you and your god damn internet fartomancy.

Apparently Randy Pitchford is being sued by lifelong friend and former co-executive of Gearbox software for embezzlement, fraud, and shady business practices. In said lawsuit, it is alleged that Mr.Pitchford is a purveyor of underaged pornography and hosts parties with his wife wherein sexual misconduct against minors is enacted.

https://www.scribd.com/document/397279911/Wade-Callender-vs-Randall-Pitchford-and-Gearbox-Software-DC-18-19179#from_embed?campaign=SkimbitLtd&ad_group=66960X1516586X0c276e3728de301e8bdfe3cda6031274&keyword=660149026&source=hp_affiliate&medium=affiliate
maybe now the old 2001 duke nukem forever build can get leaked now that randy cant keep it under lock and key. that shit looked like a lot of fun. somehow, I'm not surprised by the child molestation party thing.
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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111258 on: January 12, 2019, 04:08:46 PM »
Supposedly the issue with releasing the older builds of Duke Nukem Forever is that 2k still holds distribution rights. Pitchford said he had recently struck a deal with them for some kind of commercial license for a compiled release. He had previously talked about re-re-re-re-releasing Duke 3D with the third party expansions (Life's a Beach, Duke it out in DC, Nuclear Winter), so we were left to wonder if he meant some kind of all encompassing Duke Nukem package. Doesn't look like we'll be seeing that any time soon.

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111259 on: January 13, 2019, 12:04:04 AM »
does anyone watch comedy shows and if so which ones? bonus points if they’re on hbo go, Netflix, or Hulu. half points if they’re on amazon video. my wife and I need more to watch while we eat dinner thanks