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PhantomCatClock

it's because of what Arthur Chesterfield did to us



the only Chester we'll ever acknowledge is Chester Copperpot.

KarkasmolenKlok

I do like me some deep buttons.

Can we just call them prostates tho deep buttons sounds vulgar
Quote from: Slurpee on December 11, 2018, 12:48:14 AM
no soap on earth can cleanse you of us fewel

NintendrCkolc

I farted in Chesterfield, Missouri

Slurpee

I was working on something just now and suddenly had an incredibly dumb realization

the riddle from the start of John Dies at the End:
[u2]O-W_P7rMQRA[/u2]

is not the Ship of Theseus problem

the answer is no
because he wasn't slain with an axe
he was shot :facepalm:

was this intentional? am I the only one who didn't pick up on it?

PhantomCatClock

Oh shit, the badgerconda quote is no longer in the top 200 rated logs on bash.org


also thank you for putting me on another bash.org readathon, Slurpski

RobClock

Apparently Randy Pitchford is being sued by lifelong friend and former co-executive of Gearbox software for embezzlement, fraud, and shady business practices. In said lawsuit, it is alleged that Mr.Pitchford is a purveyor of underaged pornography and hosts parties with his wife wherein sexual misconduct against minors is enacted.

https://www.scribd.com/document/397279911/Wade-Callender-vs-Randall-Pitchford-and-Gearbox-Software-DC-18-19179#from_embed?campaign=SkimbitLtd&ad_group=66960X1516586X0c276e3728de301e8bdfe3cda6031274&keyword=660149026&source=hp_affiliate&medium=affiliate

RobClock

Ten years since the dissolution of the original 3D Realms team, I wonder who will secure the rights to Duke when this ordeal results in Gearbox going belly up?

Slurpee

Quote from: RobClock on January 12, 2019, 09:19:40 AM
Ten years since the dissolution of the original 3D Realms team, I wonder who will secure the rights to Duke when this ordeal results in Gearbox going belly up?
maybe it'll be like when Midway died and Mortal Kombat went to a new company created by the people who love it

RobClock

Quote from: Slurpee on January 12, 2019, 02:16:22 PM
Quote from: RobClock on January 12, 2019, 09:19:40 AM
Ten years since the dissolution of the original 3D Realms team, I wonder who will secure the rights to Duke when this ordeal results in Gearbox going belly up?
maybe it'll be like when Midway died and Mortal Kombat went to a new company created by the people who love it

A boy can dream.



FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#110749
This is so utterly adorable AND one of my favorite ATHF episodes.

[u2]dvQmE0iwWNw[/u2]


Quote from: Nintendoclock on January 11, 2019, 12:18:34 AM
I farted in Chesterfield, Missouri
I've been farty all morning it's your fault isnt it? you and your god damn internet fartomancy.

Quote from: RobClock on January 12, 2019, 09:15:22 AM
Apparently Randy Pitchford is being sued by lifelong friend and former co-executive of Gearbox software for embezzlement, fraud, and shady business practices. In said lawsuit, it is alleged that Mr.Pitchford is a purveyor of underaged pornography and hosts parties with his wife wherein sexual misconduct against minors is enacted.

https://www.scribd.com/document/397279911/Wade-Callender-vs-Randall-Pitchford-and-Gearbox-Software-DC-18-19179#from_embed?campaign=SkimbitLtd&ad_group=66960X1516586X0c276e3728de301e8bdfe3cda6031274&keyword=660149026&source=hp_affiliate&medium=affiliate
maybe now the old 2001 duke nukem forever build can get leaked now that randy cant keep it under lock and key. that shit looked like a lot of fun. somehow, I'm not surprised by the child molestation party thing.

RobClock

Supposedly the issue with releasing the older builds of Duke Nukem Forever is that 2k still holds distribution rights. Pitchford said he had recently struck a deal with them for some kind of commercial license for a compiled release. He had previously talked about re-re-re-re-releasing Duke 3D with the third party expansions (Life's a Beach, Duke it out in DC, Nuclear Winter), so we were left to wonder if he meant some kind of all encompassing Duke Nukem package. Doesn't look like we'll be seeing that any time soon.

patriotclock

does anyone watch comedy shows and if so which ones? bonus points if they’re on hbo go, Netflix, or Hulu. half points if they’re on amazon video. my wife and I need more to watch while we eat dinner thanks

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I haven't played the Resident Evil 2 remake demo yet, and I was a little unsure of whether they were gonna do things right. But now I know they kept the greatest video game protagonist in history in the game and I am now absolutely sure it will be wonderful

the original soundtrack being day 1 dlc is still utter bullshit but I can forgive that if tofu is in the base game.
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Quote from: PatriotClock on January 13, 2019, 12:04:04 AM
does anyone watch comedy shows and if so which ones? bonus points if they’re on hbo go, Netflix, or Hulu. half points if they’re on amazon video. my wife and I need more to watch while we eat dinner thanks
current ones I have no idea. Recently I've been watching Mr Show and it's pretty alright. Some episodes bored me but there's a lot of good in there.

KarkasmolenKlok

So I just looked at the goldmine for the first time in years and y'all acted so shocked and scandalized that BB10 was a furry I'm just gonna say I'm Facebook friends with him he likes and comments on that stuff publicly allll the tiiiiiime. Maybe he thinks you can't see it? Anyway we are pals
Quote from: Slurpee on December 11, 2018, 12:48:14 AM
no soap on earth can cleanse you of us fewel

GreyClock

I really like the idea of cosmic horror, but once I'm actually reading it, I often find it boring, clunky, disappointing. It's an itch I can't adequately scratch.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: GreyClock on January 15, 2019, 07:46:40 AM
I really like the idea of cosmic horror, but once I'm actually reading it, I often find it boring, clunky, disappointing. It's an itch I can't adequately scratch.
read/watch/plays something inspired by it then. I really enjoyed bloodborne.

GreyClock

Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 15, 2019, 04:19:13 PM
Quote from: GreyClock on January 15, 2019, 07:46:40 AM
I really like the idea of cosmic horror, but once I'm actually reading it, I often find it boring, clunky, disappointing. It's an itch I can't adequately scratch.
read/watch/plays something inspired by it then. I really enjoyed bloodborne.
Suggest things.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

The Mist is a damn fine novella and the movie adaption is  good too, dont watch the tv series. Mentioned Bloodborne already but it's a dark souls kind of game that starts out as typical victorian horror with werewolves or something the cosmic horror stuff creeps in gradually till you're fighting tentacle people and making contact with an interdimensional brain via geometry.  call of cthulhu dark corners of the earth might need a patch or use of savestates to get through it's glitches but it's a damn fine survival horror experience. eternal darkness sanity's requiem is in the same vein but more forgiving and less glitchy. also it's a gamecube game so emulating it is pretty easy.  amnesia the dark descent and it's predecessor penumbra both do the cosmic horror thing but the threats are often more grounded and less world ending.  The Thing is kind of cosmic horror I guess? Technically? but less supernatural and more scientific. It's still an unknowable alien force that threatens the very concept of humanity. If you somehow haven't seen that movie watch it. I would have recommended more books but all I've read in this genre is lovecraft and the mist for the most part.

Slurpee

tangential, but my favorite Lovecraft story is The Outsider, which is also the least cosmic horror-y of his stuff that I’ve read

it’s about a boy who lives in a dilapidated castle at the bottom of a massive, cavernous pit, reading books and dreaming of escape
one day the isolation gets to be too much and he decides to risk climbing out the of the pit by scaling the highest tower of the crumbling castle
and it takes a long time and he nearly dies, but he does. DISHY POSSUM
so he gets out, and he hears people
so he heads toward them, and it’s a beautiful, lavish party
but just as he enters, the party is suddenly wrecked by a horrible monster that he can’t see
the people flee in terror, and as the room empties he at last sees the source of the commotion: a grotesque shambling mockery of the human form standing in th-whoops wait that’s a mirror, shit. it was really dark down there and he just saw humans in his books and just assumed he looked like that too
and then
he’s like
“yesssssss dUDE FUCK YES. YES!!”
and there’s a huge paragraph describing how now he flies around at night with his “mocking and friendly” new ghoul pals and plays all day in hidden catacombs and forgotten valleys only rising to terrorize the surface in the moonlight because being a monster fucking rules
and that’s it that’s the end of the story

I love it so much
partly because that is exactly how I would have reacted if I got Innsmouth’d when I was a kid (or a young man (or now tbh))
but also because it’s so the opposite of all of his other conclusions, this fear and otherworldly terror of everyone and everything instead becomes “what if I’m the monsterous invader? hm that would be... pretty sweet.”

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

 the outsider rules.  it's my second favorite after at the mountains of madness. god damn I love mountains of madness. it's a damn fine unrelated simpsons episode too.