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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111460 on: March 16, 2019, 12:30:36 AM »
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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111461 on: March 16, 2019, 12:49:11 AM »

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111462 on: March 16, 2019, 01:07:02 AM »
won a pack at my first paper Magic tournament :cool: am i cool enough to join clock crew yet

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111463 on: March 16, 2019, 01:20:36 AM »
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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111464 on: March 18, 2019, 12:01:07 AM »
Happy saint Patrick’s day, I hope you all had a night as good as I did

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111465 on: March 18, 2019, 08:31:24 PM »

Dare to dream, my friends

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111466 on: March 18, 2019, 08:49:06 PM »
Never mind, the email was confirmed to be fake. https://twitter.com/ValveNewsNetwor/status/1107801123770036225

In other news Gearbox Shovelwear teases either Bulletstorm or Duke, or possibly both
https://twitter.com/GearboxOfficial/status/1107710798946799617?s=20

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111467 on: March 18, 2019, 10:00:25 PM »
the guy who wrote half life is gone anyways, if it did come back it wouldn't be the true conclusion to the story. even if it played well. you can't have a writer do a whole saga and then just not involve them for the finale. also if it does come out it's gonna be a shared world looter shooter.

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111468 on: March 19, 2019, 12:17:13 AM »
If Valve did promise a deadline, I'd be worried about it being awful. Right now, the fact that it's taking forever and they have a history of delaying/outright scrapping things that they don't think are great is pretty reassuring. We hear about insanely long Valve lulls but YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN GHOST STORIES, WE'RE IN ONE

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111469 on: March 19, 2019, 04:11:45 AM »

I'm pretty sure we still need half-life 2 episode 3 before we get to half-life 3, which at this point seems like a problem because I can't even imagine how awkward that would be. it'd be like releasing dlc for vampire the masquerade bloodlines

personally I'm still not convinced that there's anything left of valve but a broom closet they mail steam profits to
I just wish one of the people who used to work there would tell us what the fuck "the f-stop mechanic" was going to be

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111470 on: March 19, 2019, 05:51:20 AM »
F-Stops were the kiosks at Blockbuster where you could take your Pokémon Snap cartridges in to print stickers

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111471 on: March 19, 2019, 10:59:02 AM »
the guy who wrote half life is gone anyways, if it did come back it wouldn't be the true conclusion to the story. even if it played well. you can't have a writer do a whole saga and then just not involve them for the finale. also if it does come out it's gonna be a shared world looter shooter.

If Episode 3 came out and it was just Laidlaw’s Epistle 3 blogpost I’d be more than content

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111472 on: March 19, 2019, 11:56:46 AM »

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111473 on: March 19, 2019, 01:19:22 PM »
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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111474 on: March 19, 2019, 03:21:30 PM »
when reached for comment, one 4chan user held up a picture of a dog ejaculating onto an american flag, saying, "looks like the pool truly is closed. pic unrelated"
"big time lulz. AIDS get," responded another sadly
"needs moar pooper," added a third, easily no older than 12, "tits or gtfo. developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers"
"(You)" responded another, "(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)"
at this, the first simply opened his mouth and pointed it upward at the sky as the theme song from the 1974 blaxploitation film "boss nigger" began to play from somewhere inside of him

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111475 on: March 19, 2019, 04:02:14 PM »
if 4chan is still like that I will be very happy

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111476 on: March 19, 2019, 04:05:17 PM »
but I mean SPECIFICALLY that, with the 2007 4chan memes still rolling strong

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111477 on: March 19, 2019, 04:19:36 PM »
when reached for comment, one 4chan user held up a picture of a dog ejaculating onto an american flag, saying, "looks like the pool truly is closed. pic unrelated"
"big time lulz. AIDS get," responded another sadly
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"(You)" responded another, "(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)"
at this, the first simply opened his mouth and pointed it upward at the sky as the theme song from the 1974 blaxploitation film "boss nigger" began to play from somewhere inside of him

This post is funnier than anything I’ve read on /tv/ in the last six months

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Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
« Reply #111478 on: March 19, 2019, 04:32:27 PM »


anyways australia is gonna out-nanny state itself every few years. I'm curious to hear what happens next. you know britain is outright blocking porn soon.? you gotta go on a government list to see it. under the watchful eyes indeed. iirc australia only bans porn with small tits. no skinny chicks in australia, or spiders under a certain size. if it can't fill up a dinner plate, whether it's a titty or a spider, it's not allowed down under. In a way I can respect that.

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« Reply #111479 on: March 20, 2019, 06:33:43 PM »
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- [Someone who is not Bob:] Well, it's [misses the point]... I don't understand what the problem is.

Clearly. Shut the fuck up.
Addendum:

Management: Let's hire an outside expert to explain these complex issues to us!
Moron: Hold on... I didn't understand the questions, let alone the issues, but let me interrupt the expert at every turn with my own idiotic answers.

What are some office-friendly ways to tell co-workers to shut the fuck up? After saying "maybe let him answer..." a couple of times. I get it dudette, you're extroverted and not only borderline ADHD, but also borderline developmentally challenged. You don't have to talk so loud, it's a small room. Calm down. Holy shit, there's two of you. Really, you used to be in the army? One can only speculate as to why that sentence is in the past tense. I wish I worked at Glengarry Glen Ross...

A previous interaction with G.I. Jane went like this:
- What's this?
- That's such and such.
- Are you sure?
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- That can't be right.
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The fuck you asking me for then dipshit.

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