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VCRClock

Quote from: GreyClock on May 26, 2019, 02:12:50 PM
That's cute as hell, man. Good job and congratulations!

By the bye, I didn't know you pulled a LeekClock.

this post, but with an added "babies are weird lookin"

Quote from: RobClock on May 26, 2019, 07:00:55 PM
painted the front deck

looks good! :thumbs:

Quote from: RenegadeClock on May 26, 2019, 08:07:06 PM
Leek pussed out and covered his up. I'm CC-4-LIFE homie.

what the fuck

Quote from: NintendoClock on May 26, 2019, 09:53:50 PM
uh

what the FUCK

Quote from: RenegadeClock on May 27, 2019, 04:38:07 PM
Quote from: Losperman on May 27, 2019, 03:11:44 PM
He did? What the fuck? With what?

A whale.  :facepalm:
hey "love is love" and all that and if leekclock wants to love a whale that's ok with me but that sounds like a pretty lame cover up

otoh I probably would have put a cc tattoo somewhere other than my forearm, and with that much black (iirc) over such a large area i guess your coverup options are sort of limited

i guess if you want a tattoo that won't make people ask questions

although these days, committing to having people talk to you about your tattoos is probably the most hardcore thing about getting a tattoo
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

by the by, is that Vuvu's art? Your tattoo, I meaâ€"actually, shit, you're probably the artist. I saw a meathuman and forgot which user you were, for a sec. REMINDS me of that sickass preloader Vuvu did, though

RobClock

Looks an awful lot like an SBC drawing Corpsegrinder did that Vuvu’s later drawing was suspiciously similar to

Just saying
:shifty:

PhantomCatClock

corpsegrinder? i hardly know 'er!

patriotclock

Quote from: RenegadeClock on May 26, 2019, 01:03:19 PM
Pooped a baby!



get baby a clock tattoo that will grow as baby grows

PhantomCatClock


PhantomCatClock


RobClock


PhantomCatClock

it is birds chirping now

PhantomCatClock

Now the only issue in my life is I moved in with someone who chose to buy a second soundbar instead of afford rent his second month here, whose hobby is playing the same song loud for hours at a time

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#111370
the new death stranding trailer talks about another world that overlapped with ours and made people lose connections with each other, and spawn monsters that aren't in this world but affect it and can hurt and pull people into theirs. you can't "shake hands" with people on the other side unless you're an extremist. one extremist group is literally called homo demons lol. we saw a member wisecracking after summoning a giant monster in a previous short trailer, sounds about right. this is the internet right? that's the metaphor? it seems kinda obvious that's what kojima is going for. this is gonna be dumb as hell. or brilliant who knows. the mads mikkelsen character seems worth the price of admission alone.

it's also kinda final fantasy spirits within without the cool monsters

regular world gameplay is survival/stealth but when you die you have to fight your way through hades third person shooter style. you battle your way back from game over into the real world of open world courier delivery. the actual action bits looked pretty boring though.


Quote from: PhantomCatClock on May 29, 2019, 05:26:01 PM
Now the only issue in my life is I moved in with someone who chose to buy a second soundbar instead of afford rent his second month here, whose hobby is playing the same song loud for hours at a time

why the hell does he need two at once?

also congratulations on your spawn renegadeclock. may he conquer many nations.

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on May 29, 2019, 01:10:38 PM
tornado sirens

You in the midwest too? <3

Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 29, 2019, 07:44:43 PM
the new death stranding trailer

I feel like it's gonna be a super short game. Like 10 hours tops.

RobClock


FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

oh no a video game referenced your band nobody has listened to a new album by in decades how awful. I'm gonna make several hundred thousand iron maiden bootleg CDs and tshirts, bundle them with malware and bedbugs respectively, and sell them to china, who will then sell them to america.

GreyClock

#111374
Quote from: RobClock on May 30, 2019, 08:43:42 AM
https://www.thedailybeast.com/iron-maiden-files-dollar2-million-trademark-lawsuit-over-ion-maiden-video-game

God fucking damn it

Quoting my funny post from before, because why not?

Quote from: GreyClock on March 14, 2018, 01:26:10 PMI understand that the title of the game is probably meant as some sort of pun on Iron Maiden, but I can't read it as anything else than a typo. Ion Maiden, Iron Miden, etc. Are there a lot of ions in the game? Are they all positive? Or is there an Anion Maiden as well? Is the "maiden" in reference to the female player character? Why is she still unmarried? Is it because of the ions? Have they impeded her in her efforts to land a suitable suitor? "O Debbie, you and your ions all goddamn day. Enough already." Are any of these questions answered in your 45 minute video?

That said. Did Iron Maiden invent the iron maiden? No. Do they hold some sort of umbrella copyright on angular fonts? No. "Iron Maiden has also sold computer games in the past." Wow!

"[...] engaged in federal trademark infringement and unfair competition, among other charges, for their “virtually identical imitation” of the band’s trademark." Shit on me. "[T]he suit also demands the company stop using “confusingly similar” products." The only people confused by any of this are literal cretins. See also: the people that filed this lawsuit. Hey, maybe they'll finally settle IN COURT what an Ion Maiden even is.

I wonder what the impact will be on the game that I'm currently developing: The Jesus and Mary Chin.

Or on my thriving marmalade business: Pear Jam.

My colleagues over at the Toy Division of Public Image INCORPORATED are holding on to their butts.

/bad joke riff



























Black Fag.



GreyClock

Mashing Pumpkins. Neural Milk Hotel. Nine Inch Ails. Letters to Leo. The Ramons. On Jovi. Metallic. Jefferson Airplan. Jefferson Tarship. Tarship. Cosby, Stills, Nash & Young. REO Peedwagon. New Ork Dolls. Bod Count. Lady Gag. Rollins Ban. Pal Simon. Steve Wonder. Georg Harrison. Michael Jackso. The Artist Formerly Known a Prince. Prius. Lice in Chains. Alice in Chins. Too. Perfect Circle. The Andy Warhols. Godsack. Wu-Tang Can. The Notorious BI. Mindless Elf Indulgence. Stone Temple Plots.

It's a lot of fun.

RobClock

What’s really hilarious is the suit claims that the game is a rip off of Iron Maidens shitty mobile game, and that the main character, Shelly, is inspired by Iron Maidens front man.

I really hope this doesn’t delay the release and that IM have to pay for 3DR’s legal costs because they are not swimming in dough these days.

PhantomCatClock

I don't WANT Iron Maiden to win this, and they definitely won't for $2,000,000 but




I'd doubt they're going to lose

RobClock

I figure it comes to whether or not 3DR can hold out until it reaches a judge. The band has no case here, but lawsuits are expensive as fuck.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

they have their own shitty mobile grinder? that is the most pathetic thing I've heard about a band in years. even metallica doesn't have a mobile grinder and those scumfucks sued children who used napster for millions of dollars a piece ruining their family's lives. obviously they're not as bad as metallica but god damn that is pathetic.  and yeah I think that's the idea, scare them into folding and paying for a settlement that's at least enough for a week's worth of heroin and viagra.