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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

lol that script was what my afternoon needed

Quote from: Slurpee on July 06, 2019, 04:49:05 PM
for my part in the "between the flash" collab that I'm probably never going to finish (sorry, for anybody who has been waiting the last 7 years), I wrote you in as a screeching, tentacled space monster pretty much exactly because of this flexibility
speaking of flexibility dumpster used to use this great alternate persona called "fucking horrible clockname" where it was just any random fuckin thing. I always liked it.



RobClock

Did no one ever seize the mantle of Homer Simpclock?

AbsintheClock

No, just like nobody ever took Brainsnail.

PhantomCatClock

if nobody took brainsnail, how was brainsnail in house of haunted cclocks









think, absinthe

PhantomCatClock

A NewGroundser who was at some point, directly or in-, inspired by the Clock Crew (that is the nicest way I can say it) is doing a KICKEMSTARTUM https://leaflock.newgrounds.com/news/post/1058842

Someone got out of the game and is making art with their real life how bou da

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#111585
"his avatar is gonna have a keyblade isn't it"

*click*

"yep there it is"

still, good on them

GreyClock

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on July 06, 2019, 09:58:33 PM
A NewGroundser who was at some point, directly or in-, inspired by the Clock Crew (that is the nicest way I can say it) is doing a KICKEMSTARTUM https://leaflock.newgrounds.com/news/post/1058842

Someone got out of the game and is making art with their real life how bou da
Why is no one here paying my rent so I can spend a year faffing around making a single cartoon. All these years of free content, while I could be getting paid. (Note: I didn't actually watch the first episode. (It has 28 views?!)) Nah, it's cool I guess, good on you kid.

What uh, who are these people that joined the Lock Legion? Like why would you? I don't mean that in a jerky way, but one day you're on Newgrounds deciding to join some sort of collective and you go off-brand. What's the appeal? The abundance of characters with anime hair? That's probably it. Keyblades and such, like Flounder said. I feel like Rupee would've fit right in.

patriotclock

Quote from: RobClock on July 05, 2019, 06:30:26 PM
How are you?
some lady smashed into the car behind me which smashed that car into mine and now my neck is sore tbh and I don’t care for it one bit

Slurpee

Quote from: GreyClock on July 07, 2019, 06:59:17 AM
What uh, who are these people that joined the Lock Legion? Like why would you? I don't mean that in a jerky way, but one day you're on Newgrounds deciding to join some sort of collective and you go off-brand. What's the appeal? The abundance of characters with anime hair? That's probably it. Keyblades and such, like Flounder said. I feel like Rupee would've fit right in.
lock legion did a lot of stuff that we did except without the jokes

compare one of our movie parodies like scream or the ring, to the lock legion's take on black hawk down
I'm not exaggerating when I say there's not a single joke in lock hawk down

and, I swear I'm not being david spade about this, I honestly think that that was the appeal
the clock crew has always been at least half sarcastic. if you liked that we recreated tropes from movies, tv, and video games with talking object cartoons, but hated that we didn't take it seriously, the lock legion was a guileless, uncritical execution of the same concept

one of our favorite gags has always been to build up expectations, paint beautiful vistas and explore wild and imaginative ideasâ€" show our talented side just enough that the viewers would lean in real closeâ€" and then fart. lock legion would never fart on you, that would not be honorable.

Slurpee

Quote from: PatriotClock on July 07, 2019, 04:30:24 PM
Quote from: RobClock on July 05, 2019, 06:30:26 PM
How are you?
some lady smashed into the car behind me which smashed that car into mine and now my neck is sore tbh and I don’t care for it one bit
you might have whiplash
did you get her insurance information?

RobClock

Quote from: PatriotClock on July 07, 2019, 04:30:24 PM
Quote from: RobClock on July 05, 2019, 06:30:26 PM
How are you?
some lady smashed into the car behind me which smashed that car into mine and now my neck is sore tbh and I don’t care for it one bit
That’s shit I’m sorry. I recommend morphine for the pain, it’s good stuff.

RobClock

Quote from: Slurpee on July 07, 2019, 05:17:54 PMif you liked that we recreated tropes from movies, tv, and video games with talking object cartoons, but hated that we didn't take it seriously, the lock legion was a guileless, uncritical execution of the same concept

Weird bb10 didn’t go the lock route, that’s his mark pretty dead on

PhantomCatClock

this is honestly the most I've learned about the LL because I never watched anything they did except the one time I was put in as a cameo super recently. I'm going to miss this page when we're back to never speaking of the knockoffs but I'm glad that SUPPORTING A ARTIST was good enough to pierce the veil

VCRClock

2005 rules you guys are all banned for talking about the lock legion
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Slurpee


NintendrCkolc

#111595
Dogman PM'd me a couple of days ago. No clue who he is.

Quote from: dogmanHey, I was thinking maybe you could write me some dialouge for your clock in my game? It needs to be something among the lines of "Do you have a red code?" Maybe something a bit funny.

I sent him tubgirl.

Edit, just remembered he's making that game or whatever. Oh well.

GreyClock

Quote from: Slurpee on July 07, 2019, 05:17:54 PM
Quote from: GreyClock on July 07, 2019, 06:59:17 AM
What uh, who are these people that joined the Lock Legion? Like why would you? I don't mean that in a jerky way, but one day you're on Newgrounds deciding to join some sort of collective and you go off-brand. What's the appeal? The abundance of characters with anime hair? That's probably it. Keyblades and such, like Flounder said. I feel like Rupee would've fit right in.
lock legion did a lot of stuff that we did except without the jokes

compare one of our movie parodies like scream or the ring, to the lock legion's take on black hawk down
I'm not exaggerating when I say there's not a single joke in lock hawk down

and, I swear I'm not being david spade about this, I honestly think that that was the appeal
the clock crew has always been at least half sarcastic. if you liked that we recreated tropes from movies, tv, and video games with talking object cartoons, but hated that we didn't take it seriously, the lock legion was a guileless, uncritical execution of the same concept

one of our favorite gags has always been to build up expectations, paint beautiful vistas and explore wild and imaginative ideasâ€" show our talented side just enough that the viewers would lean in real closeâ€" and then fart. lock legion would never fart on you, that would not be honorable.
I haven't seen enough Lock Legion movies to dispute that, but it seems a little specific. I trust you though.

Another reason might be something called "being a teenager". Specifically the rage aspect: "Hhiiiiiiaaaagggrgh these dumb clocks make me madder than my dumb mom! I'll show them by joining this even lamer group!"

So we can now boil it down to:
1) Anime hair.
2) Not funny.
3) Hissy fits.
Lock Legion!

GreyClock

What's the name of that rare and mystical being said to roam the distant mountains of the Himalayas, leaving behind only a trail of giant footprints and watermelon rinds?

The Abominable Blackman.



I googled "abominable blackman" to see if a similar joke was already done before and I'm still not sure, but I did learn that it's a great way to find interracial porn.

RobClock

Quote from: VCRClock on July 08, 2019, 12:03:41 AM
2005 rules you guys are all banned for talking about the lock legion

up until maybe 3-4 years ago Lock Legion was word filtered to silver shamrock or something wasnt it?

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

lol was silver shamrock
lock legion was 500 dollar steakhouse