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My Debit Card was Stolen and They Ordered me Sex Toys

Farted by SilverCherryClock, March 08, 2009, 07:46:30 PM

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SilverCherryClock

I opened a Wells Fargo checking account about a month ago so I got a brand new shiny golden debit card, and I stored it in Amazon.com so I could buy a laser mouse for 10 bucks. A week later I get this in the mail.

I thought a friend was pranking me until I checked my balance online: nearly 400 dollars worth of sex toys were coming to my house, Including:
-A realistic white boy vibrating dildo
-The aformentioned anal douche
-A spraying showerhead water-dong
-A 101 sex positions manual

And also a plastic giraffe used for baby teething, which was fucking baffling


So now I've got to fill out a bunch of fucking paperwork for debit card fraud and get a new debit card. I still laughed when this shit was delivered though.

AbsintheClock

Wow bet that was a tough one to explain to your parents.

Flounderpa

I feel like someone, somewhere is laughing to death now
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TremcladClock

Haha I wish I could have seen the guy's expression when he decided to throw the giraffe into the mix.


Heliopios

Quote from: TremcladClock;1537893Haha I wish I could have seen the guy's expression when he decided to throw the giraffe into the mix.


The giraffe changes it from prank to comedy skit.
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CandleJack

lol is this laugh atleast worth the 400 dollars lost? :P
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SilverCherryClock

Quote from: SilverClock;1537910Did you use any of it?

Just the giraffe

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Quote from: SilverCherryClock;1537941Just the giraffe

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I wish I could feel whatever those guys are feeling right now, which is an unbeliveable amount of pride and hilarity.
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Quote from: BluezombieClock;1537963I wish I could feel whatever those guys are feeling right now, which is an unbeliveable amount of pride and hilarity.
And not being able to sit down for a week.

Slurpee

Quote from: SilverCherryClock;1537887A spraying showerhead water-dong

heh.


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CandleJack

Quote from: Binary;1538131Best identity theft ever.


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