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Farted by heineken, April 05, 2009, 07:24:42 AM

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peyoteclock

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: canada
You: you?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: portuguese?
You: haha no i'm white
Stranger: you black?
You: haha no i'm a white person
Stranger: haha
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TabascoClock

Quote from: peyote;1557177Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: canada
You: you?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: portuguese?
You: haha no i'm white
Stranger: you black?
You: haha no i'm a white person
Stranger: haha
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Hahaha.

Blue

Quote from: SpinningCube;1556989You: clock crew?

Stranger: Reporting in!

You: :O

You: no wai

You: which one?

Stranger: the blue one?

Stranger: :o

You: blueclock no wai

Stranger: wai!

Stranger: u?

You: whens the void III coming out?

Stranger: there're still some issues to be dealt with...

You: fuck

You: what now?

Stranger: like a famous person used to state: "when it's done"

Stranger: sorry bro'

wtf.... IMPOSTOR!
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miracle fruit

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You: HELLO
You: HEY
You: YOU THERE
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DaisyClock

talking to a 30 yo from new zealand
he asked me not to make any sheep jokes and i felt so sorry for him i didnt even try


TabascoClock

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Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: how's it going?
Stranger: male or female?
You: male
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Clocktopus

You: Hi
Stranger: that's what she saidddddddddddddd
You: BURN
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DaisyClock

Stranger: there was a guy who tried to be a tough guy to me on here and sent a link to his photobucket account to some dumb photo, and he hadn't locked it, and I found photos of him without his shirt on and drawings of 'furries'

You: HAHAHAHAH


peyoteclock

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: i want to make new friends with this brand new service
Stranger: where are you from ?!?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: where are you from ?!?
You: i am from a moon on the dark side of the outer rings of saturn
You: i am owanqintanjun jan
Stranger: im from mars
Stranger: im marsian
Stranger: hsausahs
You: ah a maritian
You: i have not met with one of your kind since the extrapolarus
Stranger: now serious where are you from ?!?
You: i am from the bottom of the ocean
You: i am a mermaid
You: i live under the sea
You: where are you from

miracle fruit

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Stranger: Hello
You: Hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: Great how about you
Stranger: I'm doing well.
You: I'm masturbating
Stranger: Well done.
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miracle fruit

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You: EWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Clocktopus

Stranger: are you cool?

You: i'm a cool cat 8)

You: 8]

Stranger: yammy

Stranger: asl?

You: 8D

You: 90 Female Africa

Stranger: omg, me too!

You: nice

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: r u hungry?

You: yes

Stranger: u dont have food?

You: i have food

You: i enjoy ribs

You: and chocolate milk

Stranger: then why r u hungry?

You: my ribs are in the oven

Stranger: i like lions

You: and my chocolate milk ran out

Stranger: oooh

Stranger: understood

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Craisin

You: Rolled.
Stranger: you rolled?
You: I'm fat like that, it's disheartening really.
You: I could have a heart attack tommorow.
You: But I could also get hit by a bus.
Stranger: oh I thought you meant rolling like
Stranger: ecstacy
You: Which my girth would probably reflect.
You: Thizzle Dance
Stranger: You should roll.
Stranger: It's amazing
You: I hear you like anal sex when you roll.
You: AT LEAST THATS WHAT YOUR MOM TOLD ME
You: ROFL LFLOLOl
Stranger: luls.
Stranger: luulz
You: wtf is a lulz
Stranger: no, you like any sex when you roll
You: Golden showers become enjoyable?>
Stranger: everything
Stranger: YOU'RE ROLLING
You: I kind of like rolling on piss now
Stranger: what

TabascoClock

You: hi
Stranger: hi how are you?
You: lonely
You: that's why I come here
You: I'm very lonely
Stranger: awww im sorry to hear that, maybe i can cheer you up =)
You: are you girl?
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: my name is megan
You: well could you show your tits?
You: that'd cheer me up
Stranger: ;) im sure it would but no im not gonna do that
Stranger: sorry
You: it's simple, just upload it somewhere and then post the link here
Stranger: im not gonna do that, maybe we could talk dirty though, would you like that ;)
You: through text?
Stranger: yeah
You: that's kind of boring but sure
Stranger: well if you dont wanna do it
You: no no, go ahead
Stranger: ok well guys first-
You: so I'm not good at this, you start
Stranger: ok well im just lying here in my bed in just a vest and my panties- what do you wanna do to me?
You: show your tits
You: and grab them
You: and rub them
You: and say something dirty about them
Stranger: ok well they're big and juicy right now and my nipples are getting hard, making me moan a little
You: ok go on
Stranger: im reaching my hands down my panties its kinda wet and im touching myself right now
You: what else?
Stranger: cmon babe give me something to go on here
You: you could post some pictures
You: that's kind of the only way to prove that they're "big and juicy"
Stranger: fine- suck my dick
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Being awkward online is fun.

miracle fruit

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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: where you from?
You: clock crew
Stranger: wheres that?
You: its a moon that orbits the planet newgrounds
Stranger: ohh of course
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WobbuffetClock

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You: are you from holland

You: ?

Stranger: no.

You: is this battletoads?

Stranger: no.

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flash rules everything around me, f.r.e.a.m.??? get the fivens, portal portal spam, y\'all

WobbuffetClock

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hallo!

You: Guten tag.

Stranger: Shit, I don't actually speak german.

Stranger: I am sorry for deceiving you.

You: Neither do I.

Stranger: Oh, thank goodness.

You: There's this guy named Howard Wulkan.

Stranger: What do you speak?

Stranger: Is there?

You: He is really bald.

Stranger: I was going to ask you that.

You: Also, I speak English. I'd like to learn Dutch, though.

Stranger: Was he an anal cunt?

Stranger: I wouldn't, really

Stranger: I speak russian and english and that's enough for me

Stranger: I can also say "yo no hablo español."

You: He's balding though the night!

You: Are you CorpseGrinderClock?

Stranger: Yes

You: O RLY?

Stranger: NO RLY

Stranger: Are you?

Stranger: I bet you are.

You: is this battletoads?

Stranger: you're a battletoads!!!!!!!!


You: I am StrawberryClock.

Stranger: I'm actually OrangeClock.

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flash rules everything around me, f.r.e.a.m.??? get the fivens, portal portal spam, y\'all

GearBoxClock

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You: Hello
You: ?
Stranger: usa?
You: Canada
You: Was up?
Stranger: Toronto?
You: Nah, some small town
Stranger: Mmm
You: Near Ottowa
Stranger: okay
You: Did I spell Ottowa right?
Stranger: age/sex
You: Female, 56
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GearBoxClock

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You: Hello?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: look
You: Where are you?
Stranger: i jsut had like
Stranger: an hour convo
Stranger: with a stranger
You: Nice
Stranger: on this site
Stranger: it was awesome
You: Very nice
Stranger: how may i help you
You: I dunno
Stranger: lol
Stranger: boy? gil?
Stranger: girl
You: Guy
Stranger: ah, old?
You: Not really... only 30
Stranger: REALLY?
Stranger: you're 30?
Stranger: sick
You: Nah, I'm really 50
Stranger: no 50 yr olds say NAH
You: My grandson is typing this
Stranger: so
Stranger: you're clearly lying
You: So
You: I'm bored
Stranger: good
You: You ever heard of the Clock Crew
You: ?
Stranger: no
You: Look it up.
You: There pretty cool
You: Heard of newgrounds
You: ?
You: We practicaly Run it.
Stranger: lol
You: Not so much anymore though
You: ...
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TabascoClock

You: hi
Stranger: Hi, I'm Markus, what's your name?
You: Jessica
You: Markus is quite a sexy name
You: how old are you big boy?
Stranger: hi jessi, where u from?
You: I'm from Miami Beach
Stranger: 24, u?
You: I'm 16
You: wait, 24?
Stranger: nice, been there
Stranger: yup
You: what's a 24 year old doing in a website like this?
You: do you own your own home?
Stranger: of course
You: have you succeed in any relationships?
Stranger: nah, just good sex
You: I see
You: whith your hand?
Stranger: with your tiny asshole ;-)
You: well that seems unlikely with the fact you're 24 and you're on a website like this
Stranger: i would lick it
You: really?
You: so I'm guessing you're a heterosexual
Stranger: yea
You: Ok, well I'm a guy
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