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Farted by 3dclock, June 29, 2009, 02:06:03 PM

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3dclock

Enough to break the ice, I'm 3d Clock and over the course of this thread I'll teach you how to utilize lines like this to get the girl. Stay tuned
Deadpool is the man

Solenoidclock

This would have been an interesting intro thread.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

patriotclock


DWARFINATORclock

I want all you guys to take this man's advice he obviously knows what he's talking about.

SpongeClock SquarePants

i would like to know more, continue please

Biggskoo


PirateClock

I usually use: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Poltergeist

Are you Jamaican?
Cus jamaican me crazy

Nice clothes
They'd look better on my floor

Oh, the time? My watch says you're naked. Oh sorry, it's an hour fast.

If you were a burger you'd be McGorgeous

Get in the van

BobbyClock


peyoteclock

nice shoes wanna fuck?

wanna get a pizza and fuck, what you don't like pizza?

nice legs when do they open?

MonsterMunch

If you were president you'd be Babeaham Lincoln!

Asshatclock

With the help of this thread, everyone in the clockcrew will become a player.

Kombucha

Are you a general? 'Cause you make my privates stand up!

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1608911If you were president you'd be Babeaham Lincoln!

hahaha

Munglai

I hate comedy chat up lines because if you mention them everyone starts spouting them and I've heard them all before and none of them are very funny

baberaham lincoln is still awesome though


PirateClock

Quote from: WreckingBallClock;1608933Hey, my name's PirateClock.

this one works every time
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: PirateClock;1608940this one works every time

I'll bet! When I tell the ladies I'm in the Clock Crew they practically start begging me to take them home with me.

Bigglesnoots

I lost my phone number, would you mind if I borrow yours?
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

MonsterMunch

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have your kids,
Who's laughing now bitch?!!!