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Farted by SockpuppetClock, October 24, 2011, 02:55:20 AM

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QuoteOkay, I was just at a party and my friend hooked me up with this girl he knew from school. I was super nervous. well anyway as we leave she takes me into her car. my heart started beating like crazy. I was real tense. she then unzipped my pants, put her hand on my dick and as soon as she did that I immediatly came and then I started farting. I felt so awkward about it I just looked at the floor and wanted it to end. when it finally did she just left. I couldnt even look up at her, she just walked out and I went home. Right now I feel so uncomfortable and naked, can you comfort me?

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