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« on: October 24, 2011, 03:55:20 AM »
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Okay, I was just at a party and my friend hooked me up with this girl he knew from school. I was super nervous. well anyway as we leave she takes me into her car. my heart started beating like crazy. I was real tense. she then unzipped my pants, put her hand on my dick and as soon as she did that I immediatly came and then I started farting. I felt so awkward about it I just looked at the floor and wanted it to end. when it finally did she just left. I couldnt even look up at her, she just walked out and I went home. Right now I feel so uncomfortable and naked, can you comfort me?

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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2011, 05:00:16 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2011, 08:25:06 AM »
the I came and started farting quote didnt originate in the cc

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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2011, 09:48:25 AM »
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the I came and started farting quote didnt originate in the cc

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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2011, 11:29:47 AM »
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"it gets used around here too much regardless but i still love every part of it" - me, regarding my gay johnson

 
-sockpuppet, in regards to his delicious johnson
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2011, 05:02:51 PM »


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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2011, 01:30:40 AM »
this one always gets me

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« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2011, 01:32:50 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2011, 02:10:25 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2011, 01:32:55 PM »
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