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late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)

Farted by BilliardBall10, November 13, 2011, 10:55:01 PM

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BilliardBall10

i was baking cookies, one night, with ribs clcok, while he was explaining to me his theory of ''zombies can be cool if they dont try to eat your brains all-the-time'', while i was stating my theory of ''best way to deal with a zombie is with a large iron object, and use the treatment on it's head, and especially with lead-pills''.

so, we were dicussing, and as i said to him, ''give me the salt. corpsegr-''
he became mad.
screaming, and hissing, that i called him of his dark past, throwing the sugar and all the flour onto the table, almost foaming from wrath and anger, and ready to hit me with the pan.

the point is... i had a pan too.
two pans for the battle. (PUN! 2X500 POINTS!!!)

and a camera pan. (DOUBLE PUN! COMBO X 3)

so, i was fighting with him, until, flounderman came, and asked us if they were ready.
hurryingly, he saw flounderman. his thin, and slender built, and that bulge under his pants, obviously hinting that he had either a large potato, or a 3-headed sex organ in there.
i believe it was the second.

anyway, and corpsegr-i mean ribs- hunted him down until they went chasing to DWARFINATOR's house.
i haven't seen them since :(

BTW: flounderman called corp-ribs, a ''corpsegrinder'', which drove ribs mad again, trying to smash his butt, and kick him in the face.
wait, the opposite really

and so, on, that's how brave c-ribs, went on to the grocery store in the 378th avenue, 6 years later.

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There we go.

Now it's 20 times more touching:

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BilliardBall10

should i mention, that last week, when i baked some cookies, and i burned the first dish, corps-ribs, RIBS, took my burger and feeded it on wii, he litterary shoved it on wii's throat, after screaming EAT IT, EAT IT, HE'S PUNISHED FOR BURNING THE COOKIES!

i tell you, coffee-grinder-i mean r-crs-cor-fuckit  is a nice guy, but really, he can get mad at sometimes.

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BilliardBall10

WHY DID YOU FEED WII SO MUCH RCOR-RIBS? WHY?

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Quote from: RibsClock;1876537A mad scheme to make him so fat that he'll collapse into a quantum singularity which I'll use to slingshot my makeshift spaceship around to go back in time and kill George Lucas before he can sodomize the Star Wars franchise to death.

well, was that successfull?

i looked at my DVD-club, and it seems you didnt!
so wii exploded, for nothing!
nothing i say!

you failed me corps-ribs clock!

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