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Culver's Review: Part 2

Culvers Review The second PART!!
by NintendoClock

I dont understnad.

I simply. Dont. Understand.

I was going to save the second part of my review for until after I was able to secure a Kids Meal from the Culver's. YET AGAIN I went all the way to Culver's and got nothing but ATTITUDE and NO KIDS MEAL.

The first problem was the door. It was closed. Locked. I knocked. They wouldn't even let me in. I thought of calling the police, but I know a thing or two about Law Enforcement, so I cased the joint and found a window open at the drive thru. I knocked on that. The window opened, and inside there was a man wearing a mask. I asked him if he was a robber. He said no. "Well if you have nothing to hide why are you wearing a mask then," I deduced. He said why wasn't I wearing a mask. First of all, buddy, I have nothing to hide. Second of all, how am I supposed to eat hamburger with a mask on. Speaking of which, I want a kids meal. This guy literally wouldn't take my order. He pointed to a guy in a car that had stopped in front of me and said THAT GUY was first. Like how?? He wasn't even at the window dude. Don't you work here???

The window guy stopped talking to me and shut the window. I wasn't done talking, but the guy in the car started honking at me, and I'd left my service revolver in my car. By now I was too mad to order anyway. How could they treat me with such disrespect? Well, they won't see any of my business until they decide to treat me like a human being.

Yours until Hamburger Heaven,

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In other news; RedbookClock is currently attempting to dethrone former Mayor AbbaZabaClock and be crowned Supreme Spam King! Be sure to keep an eye on his thread and support this absolutely insane endevour.

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Welcome in Nintendoclock's HOUSE!!!

Hi, it's me Nintendoclcok. Have you ever put a ice cube up your ass? I did. Feels good. Wow.

Big Daddy VCRClock gave me a shot to write my very own article here on the frontpage. I have plenty of things to say. I have great things to contribute. I'm a good person.

Restauraint Review: Culvetr's
by NintendoClock

I tried to order a kids' meal, but the man that works there wouldn't let me have one. He said I looked too old. I said I wasn't too old. He told me I should order something from the regular menu. I asked him if I could have a Scoopie Token, and he said no, that's only for kids' meals. I said that's why I wanted a kids' meal, but he still wouldn't let me have one. "What's the big deal," I asked, turning to face the line that had begun to form behind me. "It's only a piece of paper. It's practically free. Why can't I have one?" I pulled out my 9 Scoopie Tokens. "It wasn't a problem last time. I want to choose a prize." The man said that I was holding up the line, and besides, I needed 10 Scoopie Tokens to get a prize. "Well I'd have 10 Scoopie Tokens if you'd just give me one," I replied, like a smart person. The man looked at me with hate in his eyes and asked me what prize I wanted. I said I wanted a plush Scoopie. He went and got one for me and said "take it and get out."

I'll write Part 2 of this review once I can order from someone who'll let me have a Kids' Meal. BYE!!!!

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Game Update

I think World of Warcraft is super fun again now that you can play as Vulpera.

I wrote this. Me. Rob. Not PCat.

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