Worst date ever.

[WiiClock]

look at my dog guys

[BinaryClock]

I have concluded that PirateClock is Ben Stiller

Does that make GreyClock Owen Wilson?

[HotPocketClock]

This has to be one of the funniest threads I have read in years on any forum.

I hope you'll someday get over this and she forgives you Pirate.

This thread should be gold mined'd

[miracle fruit]

this should be a movie

[Silly Putty Clock]

this should be a movie

It will be the feature film of the decade.

[Topcatyo]

I must say it is quite hilarious.

[Poltergeist]

You're right using a public restroom is disgusting it's way more sanitary to shit and piss al;l over the floor.

Also if I can get strange to narrate I'd love to animate this.

[CaramelAppleClock]

lmfao this is great

[mauserclock]

pirate clocks mystery boner shit piss date

[Lump Clock]

I pretty much have one acronym to express my astonishment and exasperation:

WTFBBQ

[SpinningCubeClock]

(taken from other various forum posts) Google the first line lol

[miracle fruit]

i knew the entire time

[peyoteclock]

(taken from other various forum posts) Google the first line lol

look guys its robert downey jr. as sherlock holmes opening everywhere christmas day.

[Slurpee]

If you've been following my social anxiety thread you would have learned that I got an asian girls number during my last update (the encounter wasn't recorded unfortunetely because my Camera froze).

[AmberArachnidClock]

Wow a lot of people have had this happen to them.

[Topcatyo]

I secretly had that this was a copy + paste in an earlier post but Dwarfinator edited it.  I decided to be nice and not spoil the fun BUT NOW THAT THE CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG

[noseclock]

um

[PirateClock]

I don't know what's sadder. People not noticing it's copypasted or people who do notice and go on here pretending to be some detective mastermind.