Omegle - The Internet At It

[Pencilclock]

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You: cum
Stranger: looking for horny girls with cam
You: thats me you FAT FUCKING CUNT NOW FUCK OFF
Stranger: put your cam on whale
You: feeding time again is it FATTY
You: hurry up cunt
Stranger: yes to feed on your juicy moist pussy lips
You: more like my fat chodis YOU FUCKING CUNT FUCK YOU
Stranger: you like it huh?...you like it when i lick your cunt and finger your ass
You: i fucking love it
You: now let me taste it cunt
You: fucking let me taste it
Stranger: open your mouth and taste my cock you fukin whore
You: mmmmm
Stranger: gag it
You: thats fucking good you cunt
Stranger: tellk me you love my cock cunt
You: i love your cock you cunt
You: fuck me in the arse
You: get it in there deep
You: ooOoOo
You: you're much bigger than my dad was
You: not as big as my mum
You: CUNT
Stranger: finger your ass while you think about my big cock spreading those cheeks and entering your ass hot and fast
You: double fist fuck me and cock fuck my arse cunt
Stranger: fuck you...you love it..and you can´t wait for me to cum on your mouth
You: fuck! cum my shit cunt cum that shitty cum in my mouth cunt
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmm
You: oh fuck yes
You: OH FUCK YES YOU CUNT
You: CUM THAT SHIT BLOOD CUM ON MY FUCKING FACE
You: GET IT IN MY EYES
You: YOU BAD BOY YOU
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You: hi x
Stranger: x?
You: its my sick code name for you
You: you like?
You: i can do more, check it out
You: c
You: u
You: n
You: t
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I actually met a chick on there that I talk to all the time. We started bagging jews and now we're best friends.

[TequilaClock]

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You: why hey

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That was exciting.

[Silly Putty Clock]

thats awesome! what class was it for?

English.

[Thunderbolt]

stop posting unfunny shit

[FileCabinetClock]

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Stranger: hey
You: I AM ERROR
Stranger: loser
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Stranger: hi
You: I AM ERROR
Connection imploded

imploded

wtf

[Topcatyo]

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Stranger: 19 m looking for horny girl
You: That's so crazy.
You: I just happen to be a 21 year old horning girl
You: horny*
Stranger: cool
Stranger: cyber?
You: No, I'm a lesbian.
Stranger: got pics?
You: Of me being a lesbian?
Stranger: of you
You: sure, one moment
You: http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fattest-man-diet.jpg
Stranger: i doubt "fattest man diet" is you
You: Wow, you're smarter than I thought.
You: You're still looking for pictures of people on Omegle, though.
You: Bit of a waste.
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[AnchorClock]

I pretended to live in compton, pretended that I knew Huey Newton, pretended to be black, pretended I lived in Azerbaijan, pretended I was I white supremacist and when I actually stopped pretending I was a white supremacist they guy I was talking to said he was from Jersey and started dissing the south. The interwebs never ceases to amaze me.

[Sheep]

I usually pretend to be from a place with alot of sheep.

[BlueGasMask]

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You: hello

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: what's aslmean

Stranger: age,sex,location

You: what is sex means?

Stranger: female or male

You: what do those mean

Stranger: male=man

Stranger: and female=women

You: i am a boy

You: what islocat ion

Stranger: how old are you?

You: i am 6

Stranger: Location is where do you live

You: i liveinmy mummy's house

Stranger: Country?

You: england

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That's not true. Also, I'm 17 in 2 hours. woot.

[Silly Putty Clock]

That's not true. Also, I'm 17 in 2 hours. woot.

Yeah, well I was 17 back in September. Before it was cool.

[Topcatyo]

What the fuck happened here?

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Stranger: Heyy
You: hey
Stranger: I'm rubbing my boobs :P
Stranger: 36 DD.
You: i'm rubbing my crotch
You: 9 inches
Stranger: 9 inches? That's pretty damn impressive!
You: 36 DDs are pretty damn good as well
Stranger: I'm only 6
You: Well, see, it's not the size
You: it's how you use it
You: For instance
You: Not only that
Stranger: "I'm only 6"
You: 6 inches will go all the way in
You: my 9 inches, I stop before I reach the hilt.
You: It's unsatisfying.
You: It's goddamned frustrating
You: If I try to go any further
You: Well, I can't, is the point.
You: At least you can go all the way in.
Stranger: Mhmmm... you make a valid point there.
You: Thank you.
Stranger: You do realise I'm a tranny?
You: I figured that a while ago.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: You didn't seem grossed out.
You: Well, I'm a troll. It comes with the territory.
Stranger: A troll? i.e. an asshole?
You: Yup.
You: How's it going?
Stranger: You're still typing.
You: Am I?
Stranger: Andale andale.
Stranger: Arriba arrrrrrrrrriba.
You: DIdi mau!
Stranger: Come out, out with the yackity yack yack.
Stranger: out?
Stranger: on.
Stranger: I phail.
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Stranger: hi!
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 2/m/california
You: babababa?
You: abooo
You: gluckca bum poooooo
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[BunnyClock]

What the fuck happened here?

That last one made me lol

[Faygo]

You: 2/m/california
You: babababa?
You: abooo
You: gluckca bum poooooo

Woah what

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Stranger: hay c:
 
Stranger: asl?
 
You: o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o..o.o.o.o.o.o.o..o.o.o.o.o.o.
 
You: 9/F/Florida
 
Stranger: 18 f us
wanna see me?!
I'm the left girl
http://www.melissa-weber.de.vu/?id=ce9090
 
You: NIIIIIICE
 
Stranger: thanks
 
You: Welcome
 
You: What's up?
 
Stranger: the sky :'D
 
Stranger: i love you
 
You: getout
 
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Stranger: 16m
 
You: hola
 
Stranger: u
 
You: no haba ingles
 
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Stranger: hi
 
You: SAY HI
 
 
You: HI
 
You: HIGH
 
You: HIGH BITCH
 
Stranger: low
 
You: HIGHER
 
Stranger: deep
 
You: OH YEAH
 
You: RIGHT THERE
 
Stranger: down '
 
You: COME ON
 
Stranger: under
 
Stranger: hehe
 
Stranger: i look social.. but i am not actually
 
You: NOW FIX ME A FUCKING HAMBURGER SO YOU CAN GO BACKTO Y OU JOB AT MCDONALDS YOU FUCKING NERD
 
Stranger: i have to enact
 
You: DEFINE INACT
 
Stranger: i have to make people feel that i am social
 
Stranger: get that
 
Stranger: ?
 
You: OHHH YEAH
 
You: I'M A FATASS
 
 
Stranger: my life is fucked up
 
You: EAT THAT CHEESEBURGER
 
You: GO BACK TO FLIPPING BURGERS
 
You: 'CAUSE YOU LIKE THAT MEAT
 
Stranger: there doesnt exist integrity between me and my outer behavior
 
You: EXACTLY
 
You: YOU LOVES YOU SOME MEAT
 
 
Stranger: what are you talking about
 
You: IT'S HILARIOUS TO ALL YOU LITTLE GAY FRIENDS
 
You: HAHAH
 
You: YOU WORK AT FUCKING MCDONALDS
 
You: RACIAL SLUR
 
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
 
Stranger: i have 56 like u in my pocket .dont try your dirty tricks to bore me
 
You: I'M STILL BORING YOU
 
You: MOTHAFUCKA
 
You: GETOUT
 
You: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
 
You: CUNT
 
You: C
 
You: U
 
You: N
 
You: T
 
You: EXACTLY
 
Stranger: end ?
 
Stranger: satisfied?
 
You: YOUR MOM IS PROBABLY FAT TOO
 
You: HAHAHA
 
You: BEACAUSE SHE ATE YOU
 
Stranger: hehe
 
Stranger: nice joke
 
You: NOW GIMMIE SOME CU... ER RUM
 
You: NOW BITCH
 
Stranger: take it
 
You: YAY
 
You: THOMAS OBTAINED THE RUM
 
You: *RUNS OFF*
 
You: GAQY OVERLOAD
 
 
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Stranger: hi
 
You: Hi
 
Stranger: where are you from?
 
You: Use proper capilization
 
You: And you'll know
 
Stranger: oh it's you again
 
You: ME?
 
Stranger: the guy with the proper language that is actually a sex predator
 
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[Kaijuclock]

I'm seriously debating going through all this bullshit later, and deleting the unfunny bits.

[Faygo]

I'm seriously debating going through all this bullshit later, and deleting the unfunny bits.

Go ahead delete all mine

[Topcatyo]

I'm seriously debating going through all this bullshit later, and deleting the unfunny bits.

I'm interested in seeing how much of this thread would be cut.

[Kaijuclock]

I'm interested in seeing how much of this thread would be cut.

28 pages

[Topcatyo]

28 pages

Pretty good number.

[TheCheshireClock]

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Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: asl
You: 14-f-Texas
You: u?
Stranger: 19/m/cali
Stranger: horny?
You: lol sorta
Stranger: wanna cyber ?
You: yeah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u start
You: lol k
You: waddu I do?
Stranger: you got a pick?
You: sure
Stranger: send me a link
You: lol okay just a sec...
You: http://i32.tinypic.com/2q3nl1u.jpg
Stranger: Wow, your hott!
You: lol thanks
You: gotta pic?
Stranger: Yeah whats your email?
You: Hottsexyazngirl6669@hotmail.com
Stranger: Okay, gimme a sec.
You: y over email?
Stranger: U'll see
Stranger: u get it?
You: yea
Starnger: Lol, you like it?
You: ur so hot!
You: You give me such a hard-on!
Stranger: WTF?
You: Wait! I mean...
You: Shit!
Stranger: wtf!!!
You: So what if I'm really a man?! I still love you!
You: i NEED YOU!
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[Kaijuclock]

Hahahaha, good one chesire.