I made a fake female dating profile a while ago to see what responses I would get.

[Slurpee]

yeah, that's homos for ya: suck a dick in the morning, pretend to be a female and make fun of sexual advances from creepy straight guys in the evening.

so gay, all this publicly confronting the difficulties faced by modern females. second on the homosexual agenda, right after "fuck other men"

so much to do with loving other men I could scarcely begin naming the number of ways the two are linked
such as:
1) ??????,
and
2) im dumb as a brick of shit

[Slurpee]

"I think that I'm romantically attracted to other men, but I'm not ready to share that part of my identity with a harsh and judgmental world. I know! I'll pretend to be female so I can get messages from creepy molestors, which I will then share publicly, because????????????"

[Slurpee]

I can't believe you actually tried to expound on that embarrassing display of ignorance

first of all if you want to find a dude jerking off on the internet you pretty much just have to log on to any webcam site on the internet.

second, cool made up fairy tale fantasy you imagined about the sexual proclivities of people you know absolutely goddamn nothing about. no just kidding it's dumb and awful and everybody understood what this thread was actually about implicitly before you showed up with your awful goddamn opinion to ruin it.

third, gay dating sites and especially gay hook up sites are full of the faceless torsos of closeted men looking to have anonymous sex with other men to the point where it's a nuisance for those of us who are out of the closet, because, fourth, there is no reason for a man who identifies as a man and is interested in other men to pretend to be a woman, because there are other men who are interested in other men out there and they've been finding ways to meet to fuck in secret since before any currently living person on earth had been born yet without anybody pretending to be a woman

it sounds less like sinister was taking part in the paranoid idiotic scenario that you completely made up in your head and more like you have some seriously wild misunderstandings about human sexuality in general and what it's like to be a closeted homosexual in particular. but please, do go on about how being in the closet predisposes a homosexual male to deceiving straight men for sexual ends. I crave your expertise on why this thread can only be the act of a lying pervert

you fucking dolt.

[PhantomCatClock]

If I could take things that seriously I'd probably have a job right now

[patriotclock]

I work for a social network site, trust me when I say that that's nothing compared to what I've seen. The guys stalk girls with the utmost thirst and then gay guys do the same to them. It's actually ironic I see straight guys report gay guys for offering clandestine blowjobs and then check the message log and they do very similar things to the women. Everyone disgusts me.

[zl]

slurpee you are a wordsmith of the highest order

[Sinister Clock]

I think Sinister is a closet homosexual, and I mean that in a genuine non-hurtful way.

deal with it you butt hurt man

Well you are entitled to your dumb opinions.

[PhantomCatClock]

Floppy, I think they know about our lesbian profiles that hooked up on eHarmony

[VCRClock]

I work for a social network site

is it friendster

it's friendster isn't it

[patriotclock]

Sdoesnt sinister cross dress or something?

[AstronautClock]

Sdoesnt sinister cross dress or something?

I'm pretty sure he made a thread about that once

[patriotclock]

I'm pretty sure he made a thread about that once

That's what I thought. To be fair that's pretty gay

[Sinister Clock]

That was for my Frank N Furter costume and also to encourage me to lose weight, which has been working by the way, sort of.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

is it friendster

it's friendster isn't it

No he bought myspace from Rupert Murdoch for 13 dollars and a half a reuben sandwich.

[Sinister Clock]

Stop being mean to Sinister guys. Cross dressing and pretending to be a female online is no way related to him being a closet homosexual.

My sexuality really has no relevance either way. You just brought it up because you wanted to be super hilarious original man #4006 to make the "ur gay lol" joke.

[patriotclock]

Tbh I thought Floppy was also gay

[PhantomCatClock]

If you think someone named Floppy could make it as a gay, you've got a lot to learn

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Didn't floppydisk make a youtube video of him rubbing a vibrator on a drawing of triangle?

[patriotclock]

Didn't floppydisk make a youtube video of him rubbing a vibrator on a drawing of triangle?

I think so. So you can see why I'd assume that

[AstronautClock]

floppy is definitely gay for owning a vibrator