I found religion.

[ForkClock]

Let me guess, you skipped all the way to Revelations, didnt you.

[Slurpee]

He went up from there to Bethel. As he was going up by the way, some youths came out of the city and mocked him, and said to him, "Go up, you baldy! Go up, you baldhead!"

He looked behind him and saw them, and cursed them in the name of Yahweh. Two female bears came out of the woods, and mauled forty-two of those youths.

He went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.
-2 Kings 2:23-25

 

[RevolutionaryClock]

Oh dear, I better repent.

[Dragonmaw]

He went up from there to Bethel. As he was going up by the way, some youths came out of the city and mocked him, and said to him, "Go up, you baldy! Go up, you baldhead!"

He looked behind him and saw them, and cursed them in the name of Yahweh. Two female bears came out of the woods, and mauled forty-two of those youths.

He went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.
-2 Kings 2:23-25

 

One of the best passages of the bible.

[GodClock]

I forgive you, I don't believe I've ever gotten anything specificly towards me, but I picked up bad vibes, welcome back <3

[Dragonmaw]

I forgive you, I don't believe I've ever gotten anything specificly towards me, but I picked up bad vibes, welcome back <3

Well, since you're God, I'm glad you forgive him.

[BlackberryClock]

Approximately 2 weeks ago, I left you guys very abruptly. At the time, I was very stressed with school, work, and my internet life. I needed a break. During this time, I found myself yearning for a missing part of me, yet it couldn't have been the internet I had just left because I had no desire to return.

Coincidentally, I had just finished reading a novel and was looking for something else to read. I began searching through my attic for anything to read because it was late and the library was closed at the time. I stumbled upon my deceased grandfather's personal affects, and I figured that he must have had some nice books I could read. The only book I found was the Bible. I figured that since I'd never read it, why not, at the time I felt that I could read through it and prove it entirely wrong, well thats not what happened. It took a while for it to sink in, but I found that what I was reading made sense, not in a scientific way, but in a way that transcends science.

So why am I telling you guys this story? Well I've come to apologize. Anyone whos known me for longer than 5 minutes knows what kind of person I am, how rude I can be, etc. Well I've turned a new leaf and I must take responsibility for my past in order to continue this new path I'm on. So I am sorry to everyone who has been on the receiving end of my lashings. I don't expect forgiveness, because I probably don't deserve it.

Thanks for reading.

I am seriously hoping that you aren't joking. I don't want to jump to conclusions, but it's just too easy to prank people on the internet.

If you are serious, I'm very happy for you.

[StoopidClock]

welcome back, i cant tell sarcasm from seriousness anymore so i'm just going to assume you're serious.

glad you found religion, though i'm athiest as i believe that some religions are going corrupt for me want to take part in.

[Odo]

I believe this.

[VCRClock]

Meanwhile, somewhere far away, MarlinClock lies in bed, having spent his time sleeping in lieu of using the computer on this particular day.

[RevolutionaryClock]

oh yeah, it goes along with his genuine interest and support of people making topics concerning the details of their personal lives AS WELL as firm belief that there are things beyond science and reason.

[MarshmallowClock]

welcome back, i cant tell sarcasm from seriousness anymore so i'm just going to assume you're serious.

glad you found religion, though i'm athiest as i believe that some religions are going corrupt for me want to take part in.

Yeah. I was expecting (and almost hoping) that at the end he would say 'Pshhht, yeah right!'

I'm Jewish, because of my parents, but I don't do anything Jewish and I've never been to Hebrew school or anything. So when people ask me I just tell them that I'm Atheist.

[Marlin Clock]

I'm sorry VCR, not my fault I've recently got a life outside my den

[PaperClipClock]

http://www.clockcrew.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=17969

[KeyClock]

I too am an atheist, but I love studying religious beliefs. Congrats, cant wait to see the new you

http://www.clockcrew.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=17969

Dont ruin his newfound kindness

[Johnny Niggerdick]

I found a very long rather boring book with midly interesting parts but more or less a long drawn out, badly written collection of books.

[SilverClock]

I hope you enjoy spending the rest of your life following a book of fairy tales. I myself believe Harry Potter is the messiah.

[Marlin Clock]

I hope you enjoy spending the rest of your life following a book of fairy tales. I myself believe Harry Potter is the messiah.

I love this, just because you don't believe in it doesn't give you the right to call it a fairy tales.

[Biggskoo]

I love this, just because you don't believe in it doesn't give you the right to call it a fairy tales.

Yes it does.  Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, remember?

[Snapple]

Well Triangle, I'm glad you've found happiness.  Maybe this new outlook on life will help you grasp a better experience out of it.