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#1602
Comedy Goldmine / Welcome to n00btopia
September 11, 2006, 09:08:28 PM
Quote from: g0nz0I'm glad to know that a good quality clock is still left in this horrible Clock Crew, keep up the good work Cat ^_^

Thanks ^_n
#1603
Comedy Goldmine / Welcome to n00btopia
September 11, 2006, 09:04:17 PM
Quote from: g0nz0Damnit Badger and Corpse, the F-Krew meant no harm!  They were gonna be serious and you had to ruin everything didn't ya?  Just go fucking die spammers.

I agree, god damnit Corpse and Badger you two need to straighten up your act and quit acting like such jerks.
#1604
Comedy Goldmine / Welcome to n00btopia
September 11, 2006, 08:58:04 PM
Damn you Corpsegrinder and Fat_Badger you're destroyed the most godly fucking crew ever don't you have any souls!? Even from the beginning they were destined for great and supreme things and you take you're little spam fest into that group!? Well fuck you guys I'm leaving this crew to join the F-Krew full time! A place where the people are amazingly awesome and not a big bunch of poopyheads like yourselfs.
#1606
Comedy Goldmine / goomba mail
March 29, 2006, 10:27:40 AM
DAMN YUO GOOMBA CLOCK SEND ME SOME MAIL ALREADY  :mad:
#1607
Comedy Goldmine / the cc is boriiiiing
January 02, 2006, 06:30:18 PM
I TRY OK!? BUT CC IS UH WISHES IT WAS NOT BORING BUT IT JUST HAPPENS ITS WHAT YOU MAKE OUT IF IT THAT COUNTS AND SO THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER CALL 1-800-9383425

OK?!
#1608
Alright, I got one

Sylvester K the Christmas Tree Salesman

Me: Hello.
Sylvester K: Welcome to Overpriced Christmas Trees United
Sylvester K:How may I assist you today?
Me: Uh, I need a Christmas tree, what's the price on this one?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the tree 3S4rf2
Me: How should I know? It's a tree. There's no model number on it.
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand you want to buy a Christmas tree to hang lights on it.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: Yeah
Sylvester K: When did this issue first occur?
Me: A couple months ago
Me: Hey wait what the fuck? What issue?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there is any snow accumulated on the tree?
Me: Yeah, I brushed it off though.
Sylvester K: Also, let me know if the tree gets heated up during use.
Me: Uh, alright.
Sylvester K: The tree is on fire due to the match I just threw on it.
Sylvester K: It comes with additional pine needles on it.
Me: Is this burning tree, a risk to my house hold?
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: It's set the store on fire.
Sylvester K: Ok
Me: So how much will this cost me?
Me: And shouldn't you extingush the fire on the store?
Sylvester K: Thank you for buying a tree
#1609
Comedy Goldmine / One question to you pros
December 08, 2005, 08:40:00 PM
Quote from: Cynical_ClockWhat he said, minus the google. Generally, if you get the whole URL, you just put it into the URL bar.

Yeah but if you put it in the URL bar then you can't download it now can you?
#1610
Comedy Goldmine / One question to you pros
December 08, 2005, 08:23:52 PM
lol u guys r so nerd, all I did is view the source, push CTRL + F type in ".swf" and find the file then copy and paste it, put it into google, goto the link right save as.
#1611
Flash & Flash Accessories / Best Gif Quality in Flash
November 20, 2005, 01:27:11 PM
I thought that this was common knowledge? Oh well thanks for showing newbs how to do it.
#1612
Comedy Goldmine / Post a Pic of yourself
October 05, 2005, 07:18:56 PM
Quote from: calamityclockPic WTF?

*im soo waiting for the abuse*

Holy shit that's freaky
#1613
Comedy Goldmine / Post a Pic of yourself
October 05, 2005, 07:03:03 PM


I'M A SEXY BEAST!

JEALOUS