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#7
General Discussion / Who is that Pokemon?
February 25, 2009, 06:59:16 PM
its pikachu you dumbfucks.
#8
General Discussion / Amazing new species discovered
February 24, 2009, 11:08:24 PM
i love the fish!
#10
General Discussion / Remeber that grouphug.us thing?
February 24, 2009, 09:15:25 PM
Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML
#11
General Discussion / Remeber that grouphug.us thing?
February 24, 2009, 07:05:46 PM
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
#12
General Discussion / Remeber that grouphug.us thing?
February 24, 2009, 07:02:24 PM
Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML
Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "¥¥¥¥¥¥." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "¥¥¥¥¥¥." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
#13
General Discussion / Remeber that grouphug.us thing?
February 24, 2009, 06:54:13 PM
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
#14
General Discussion / I also gave money to Tom Fulp
February 24, 2009, 06:44:39 PMQuote from: Master Bates;1528013I got an agnry faic keychain at ComicCon '08 and shaked hands with him, DanPaladin, Egoraptor and others.they probably jacked off before shaking your hand.
#17
Pokemon Stadium / I'll draw you so great you'll puke
February 22, 2009, 08:44:58 PM
get me some of this action
#18
General Discussion / Just got a delightful youtube PM
February 22, 2009, 08:44:19 PM
can i have colorful stickers too?
#19
Pokemon Stadium / I will draw you as an Advance Wars CO
February 22, 2009, 06:32:17 PM
I love it !!! 