Feel free to vent your "Little Caesar's Guilt Trips" here
the last time i went to a little caesar's, the lobby room was like 5'x7' and they had a galaga machine and the guy glared at me when i put my quarter in. a few seconds later I understood why. It was the loudest arcade machine i'd played in my life, I intentionally died as fast as possible and bought a delicious cardboard pizza and left
the last time I went to little caesar's all of the walls appeared to be made of a grid of some kind of filthy porous plastic cubes or tiles. the zitty, unwashed clerk nearly jumped the counter at the sight of me, excitedly shouting "he's in here, he's in here! overturn the reptiles!" I was taken aback, of course, but before I had the chance to respond another employee followed closely behind him, breaking the door off of the counter by simply stomping through it as it weren't even there. this new employee loudly offered me some "free cheesy bread" extending what was unmistakably a small mound of capers cupped in her bare hands, atop what appeared to be motor oil.
as I tried to politely decline, yet more employees I had not noticed, including the initial clerk, began to loudly insist that it was my birthday and this meant that they could legally shout at me for coming to little caesar's. the employee with the capers somehow got around behind me and thrust her fingertips painfully into the small of my back, shouting that she was being very careful not to spill my delicious free cheesy bread while directing me via the painful jabbing of my spine toward the empty gum ball machines in the corner. as I turned my head to protest, the last thing I saw before being violently struck unconscious by a flying cash register thrown by parties unknown was a small, fat man with a mouth full of sharp black teeth wearing naught but a jester's hat who so happened to have caught my eye from his place deep in the kitchen, laughing cruelly as he overturned the second of three large turtles.
the next thing I remember I awoke past midnight atop the backstop of the local community center's baseball diamond, naked as the day I was born, my skin catching painfully on the rusted chain links as I gingerly climbed down. I found my clothes (save for my underpants and one sock, which had been replaced by visually similar but noticeably incorrect facsimiles) only yards away from where I awoke, arranged in the shape of a pentagram and, when I picked them up, revealing an insulting tableau of me losing a variety of shockingly libertine contests to the little caesar's mascot, carefully painted across each item of clothing in such a way that the picture was only complete when the clothing was folded and arranged in such a way as to crudely spell the word "jabroni". well, needless to say, I will not be going back.
Little Caesar's is awful, like it's cheap for a reason: it's shit. I hate Little Caesar's pizza. I used to think I liked their deep dish pizza, but really it's just that I haven't had a deep dish pizza in so long that I've forgotten what a quality deep dish pizza tastes like. Fuck you, Little Caesar's
Just get a pan pizza and it's at least bearable poor person food. I spent a year living off of 7/11 food because I was poor and didn't have a job for a while and I would have preferred a Little Caesar's pizza over a 7/11 pizza.
There was a Little Caesar's further down the road but it was like, an extra 30 minute walk to get there and fuck that man.
Everytime a Little Ceasars commercial comes on my wife says we should try it because she doesn't believe it could be that bad (apparently she has never had Little Ceasars pizza, but I have and know better). I don't know if I should keep standing my ground and refuse to go, or if I should just go through with it and be like, "I told you so".
We never had a Little Caesars in my hometown
that didn't stop them from running ads on tv
pizza pizza
okay, so everything's wrong with their pizza, but I'm curious about the thread title. What's wrong with Little Caesar's?
Little Ceasar is my secret cartoon crush.
I've never been to Little Caesars.
Damn yankees with your foreign brands
you should definitely make the trip at any expense
Just get running, Rob
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I tried searching for any controversies surrounding Little Caesar's and the only thing of interest I could find is that they have a new headquarters in Detroit that will have pizza-shaped windows: http://www.crainsdetroit.com/article/20171218/news/648046/little-caesars-installs-pizza-shaped-glass-at-new-headquarters
fiends
havent had it in like 20 years, but 90s jeff lived for crazy bread
Quote from: PatriotClock on January 17, 2018, 08:06:45 PM
havent had it in like 20 years, but 90s jeff lived for crazy bread
I thought we were talking about little caesar guilt trip stories
little caesar's serves crazy bread
what is it with you and railroading the dumbest threads
let people talk
i will bite you
ouch
i live close enough to detroit that I enjoy little ceasers, especially their cheese pizza fuck all of ya
is that because the little caesar's is better there or, like most people from detroit, you have no idea what pizza is so you call something else pizza
ive never had little ceasers before what should i compare it to
Quote from: PolyhedronClock on January 26, 2018, 02:07:40 AM
ive never had little ceasers before what should i compare it to
corrugated cardboard covered in ketchup?
sooooooooo papa johns
as an avid papa johns hater, I can assure you papa johns is cuisine by comparison. It sounds like hyperbole, but try a little caesar's pizza some time and try not to use the word cardboard to describe it
it's on the same level as 7-eleven pizza, speaking as someone who has eaten both :(
Last year when I didn't have a job for 6 months I literally lived off of 7-11 pizzas and their "Salchicha Hermana Bahama Mama" sausage hot dog thingies.
It was a dark time in my life, truly.
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 25, 2018, 09:57:50 PM
is that because the little caesar's is better there or, like most people from detroit, you have no idea what pizza is so you call something else pizza
1. I'm from Ohio not Michigan
2. Nostalgia maybe??
is that nostalgia because you enjoyed it a lot as a child or, like most people from ohio, you hit your head during a drug trip and now have fake memories of enjoying something that "just isn't the same these days"
we will bite you kodiak
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on February 07, 2018, 10:55:57 PM
is that nostalgia because you enjoyed it a lot as a child or, like most people from ohio, you hit your head during a drug trip and now have fake memories of enjoying something that "just isn't the same these days"
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I think the most intense projectile vomiting I've ever experienced was the only time I ate Little Caesar's pizza.
Round on the sides hi in the middle O HI O
You're all mad because I am inherently better at football than all of you.
their breadsticks are okay. I think?
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Little Caesar's is a delicious pizza treat for the low low price of $5. You are all fewels
Best paired with the dee- licious taste of a genuine Faygo.
This one time I went inside of a little caesar's to get a pan crust pizza with pepperoni. Real little grease cup nasty fucking post hangover shit. I had the bud mud coming in real hot, so before I ordered I asked where the bathroom was. Guy at the counter says "We aren't supposed to let anyone back here" so I put a joint on the counter and say "I really got to shit." He takes the joint, and says "Back wall on the left." I immediately take the wrong left, and get locked in the walk in freezer. I pulled my pants down before I completely ruined them, and launched a darting green greasy monster mudslide right out of the ol' coin purse. I wasn't about to ruin my brand new levi's so I grabbed some frozen crust and started scraping all the shit off my ass. This might sound kind of fucked, but your butthole will never be cleaner than a proper ass wiping from a frozen Little Caesars crust. My pepperoni deep dish was slightly better than gas station pizza.
Finally managed to get a Little Caesars (deep dish) Pizza from Vermont
s'alright
Little Caesars makes me fart.
Quote from: Kodiakclock on January 13, 2019, 10:37:05 AM
Best paired with the dee- licious taste of a genuine Faygo.
Never tried Faygo before, wonder what it's like
Oh my god guys you won't believe this. So I went to a grieving widow support group with a stack of Little Caesars pretzel crust pizzas. This somehow led to an orgy, and now I have salted bits stuck in my urethra. Is this what it takes to get pussy?
did you ever go to little caesars and the pizza is hot, but not ready
so you just sit down in a chair they've provided for you like it's some sort of pizza dmv
ok ok but what if you didn't bring your phone and you have to sit in the pizza waiting room for what feels like about 15 minutes, forced to consider whether idly waiting for a $6 pizza is really the best you could be doing for yourself
Quote from: AbsintheClock on February 01, 2019, 12:40:17 PM
Oh my god guys you won't believe this. So I went to a grieving widow support group with a stack of Little Caesars pretzel crust pizzas. This somehow led to an orgy, and now I have salted bits stuck in my urethra. Is this what it takes to get pussy?
uhhh I don't see what there is to complain about here