Childhood Misconceptions

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

When I was very little I thought Ozzy Ozbourne and Howard Stern were the same person. I also thought you impregnated girls by peeing in them.

[Fireman]

I used to think babies got pooped out.

[DiscoBallClock]

I used to think concentration fields, like Auschwitz, were places where people concentrate(as in think)in order to achieve good ideas.

Boy, was I wrong.

[miracle fruit]

i thought my bladder was my balls

[buttplug]

When I was very little I thought Ozzy Ozbourne and Howard Stern were the same person. I also thought you impregnated girls by peeing in them.

Similarly I could not differentiate between Hitler and Saddam Hussein. I just knew they were both "bad guys" and to me they looked very similar, especially the mustaches.

[Thor]

I used to think the "beep" at crosswalks when the "walk" sign turns on was so blind drivers knew when to go.

[Fireman]

I thought testicles where orange seeds.

[Beret]

I thought money grew on trees.
 
I wish.

[koalaclock]

Santa was real

I was the most popular person in the world

CDi cutscenes were amazing because they filled the screen, had voices, and were on a cd!

Mum was happy

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

i thought my bladder was my balls

I thought your kidneys were where your pee was.

[CelticKnotClock]

I thought that I'd have an erection 24/7 through puberty.
wasn't far off on that one.

I also thought that if I fapped once that I'd use up all the sperm in my body, so for a while I didn't.

[LeekClock]

I used to think concentration fields, like Auschwitz, were places where people concentrate(as in think)in order to achieve good ideas.

Boy, was I wrong.

Ha, that's an excellent concept. I'd like to go to one of those.

[HeinekenClock]

I didn't know your body could actually make new blood, so everytime I fell I was worried that I was one small step closer to death.

[SnakeClock]

I thought all the clouds in the sky were made by jets.

[Topcatyo]

I thought your kidneys were where your pee was.

This

I didn't know your body could actually make new blood, so everytime I fell I was worried that I was one small step closer to death.

I thought this too, so I'd suck on all my cuts.

[Roman Collar Clock]

I thought all the clouds in the sky were made by jets.

same here

I also remember my brother used to think that pubic hair grew across your entire pelvis.

[Wind-up Clock]

I thought the vagina was located on the lower belly of the woman instead of between the legs.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

you're pretentious enough of a douchebag for me to read this and not be surprised at all

Hey guys Triangle found a new buddy

I thought the vagina was located on the lower belly of the woman instead of between the legs.

I thought they peed out of the same place they gave birth.

[DiscoBallClock]

Ha, that's an excellent concept. I'd like to go to one of those.

Yeah, I remember aspiring going to one when I grew up. I recall even telling my mom, "Hey mom, when I grow up, I wanna go to a concentration field!"

[Loki Clock]

I thought vagina was "bajina", and that women's vaginas turned left-to-right instead of up-to-down once they grew up.