holy fuck i just had a good ass idea





you know those big circle clocks you hang from walls, that take the two AA batteries and there's like.. a circular foot of clock but like an inch square of electronics at the center


they don't cost anything unless they say something cool inside, so get two of them


break the hour hand off of one, the minute hand off of another


glue a big black circle most of the way down the hour hand / half way down the minute hand, so they travel identical paths

BOOM

two big stupid googly eyes to put on the corners of a poster or something, and nobody will have any idea it's functional




you can look and tell what time it is

i planted the seed of this slurpee post in ages past and watered it just enough to get the bountiful crop you see before you, today



this was all i wanted, thank you for this feast

oh I forgot to make this joke


[gif of homer simpson saying "lousy unitarians" or something]

hehe

I feel like when you first asked me to watch this you specified a reason but I don't remember what it is and I don't feel like going back right now

well, that ruled

jichau noooooooo =(

JESUS CHRIST what was their fucking pyrotechnics budget for this flick

men in black stole this

fellowship of the ring stole this scene

that's so weird, this happened to me once

I was framed but they stayed the execution then I met a high priest of the emperor who started casting an evil spell on me. like one to one that exact same thing happened to me last time I was in chico

edit: and then the evil priest turned into a giant golden statue of the amitabha buddha, yep. weird. exact same thing.

is this why you wanted me to watch this dude?