Hey guys, some of you know I do music, and the rest of you know now.
For a while I was doing a weekly beat battle, and then my life got pretty busy.
Anyways one breakup later and I'm going to attempt to get back into beat battles, so here's my first shot.

(Album Art is link)


I also did a set of a bunch of other songs, but I plan to release those once I get a few more songs done for that set.

Thank god we never did that

Play at your own risk.

Answer questions by quoting the spoiler and putting the movie title in white font.
When did we lose spoiler tags?  Oh well.

I'll start first.

It was his sled.

I never like to post my real life drama in the real forums so i'll just give y'all my life update here.

I moved in with my girlfriend back in June and we broke up about a month ago and I still live there and my life is in a really weird space now and I am trying to find a new place to live so my life can feel normal again and it's going slowly. We're still friends though, but it's weird
That's all

I just did a drawing for the conceptart.org Character Design challenge (they told me not to focus on the background, so that's my excuse why it sucks).

But uh, everyone post drawings you've done recently.

Conceptart.org character design


Calvin and Hobbes

right? like, at this point why not?

let's all just rate everybody on how we think they are as people.
I say we bring back the karma system.
somebody's going to get their feelings hurt and it'll have a 50% chance of it having a positive outcome for that person and they way they behave

did we become the garfield forum?!?

I posted this in a thread 2 years ago but fuck it here's the ending to The Void you're welcome.

The Void 3 opens with Strawberry Clock going "What happened?"
Pineapple emerges from a pile of rubble and screams "I'm okay! I'm okay!"
He looks over and sees that Strawberry is okay. "Oh hey, you're fine too, my king!"
Strawberry: (mimicking) "Oh you're fine too my king!" Of course I'm okay! I'm the King of the Portal!
Pineapple: But my king, there is no more Portal.
Wide-panning shot showing devastation.
Strawberry: So, what happened again?
Pineapple: The Void was consuming everything, we had to resort to the nuclear option. I... I think everybody else is dead.
Strawberry: Wow... so, what happens now?

*entering the ruins of destroyed Clocktopia*
Pineapple: I... guess we try to rebuild society, eventually clawing our way as a species out of the abyss and finally restoring power to the Portal.
Strawberry: That sounds like a bummer, what about The Void? Did we kill it? *spots a half-eaten sandwich on the ground*
Pineapple: I don't know, I don't think it could be killed. *flips through the Void 2 movie brochure* Wasn't the Void all the blammed movies of the Portal coming back as some big dark entity or something like that?
Strawberry: *choking down the last bit of sandwich* Ahem, hmmm? I just had a crazy idea. We're clocks, so we have magical unexplained powers of time and stuff like that, why don't we just go back in time to before the Void ever destroyed everything? I feel like that's what we've done in literally every other convoluted situation like this.
Pineapple: That would just delay the inevitable, my king, the happiness would be fleeting, as we would know, deep down, that the horrible atrocities we witnessed would simply play themselves out again and again and again.
Strawberry: Then what if we taught all those artists who got blammed how not to make shitty movies?
Pineapple:... Can you say that again?
Strawberry: If the Void was just the creation of all the blammed artists on the Portal merging together into one awful Eldritch, shapeless force, why don't we just go back in time and teach the artists how to actually make a decent movie?
Pineapple: That's... that's BRILLIANT! But it might take some time to get the time machine working again.
Strawberry: *shaking his head* Naw man, don't you remember that one time I learned how to do time travel all by myself as a party trick? I think I showed it off at Hooch's big birthday bash.
Pineapple: Sounds like a deus ex machina but I've been dealing with this whole "void" situation long enough that I'll accept anything as long as we finish it.
Strawberry: Okay, so if I remember correctly, the only way I was able to take people through time with me was if they put their hands on my crotch while I did this, so...
Pineapple immediately places his hand on Strawberry Clock's crotch.
Strawberry: ...So, like, no hesitation about that? You seemed very comfortable doing that.
Pineapple: This is for our survival and to bring all of our friends and family back to life. Besides, it's 2016
Strawberry: Is it? Because the last time I remember looking at a calendar it was- You know what? Never mind. Here we go
time warp plays as Strawberry and Pineapple are taken through time with graphics ripped directly from the phone booth sequence of Bill and Ted.

Some 13 year-old is at his computer typing away
13yo: Oh man, everybody is going to love my newest creation! I'll be one of the Internet's most popular new artists, which, in 2002, the year it is right now, meant not a goddamn thing!
Strawberry and Pineapple fall out of the clock on the wall.
13yo: What the- Are these Clocks? I don't care for those!
Strawberry: You know I feel like I should have made a joke about driving or something like that.
Pineapple: Maybe it's best if we don't acknowledge it.
13yo: What are you doing in my house?!
Strawberry: Kid, we're here to help you. Are you working on an animation for the Portal right now?
13yo: Yeah, Cow Pie 500! It's going to be the funniest animation about falling in cow shit ever, look!
shows them extremely amateurish animation about a guy falling into shit
13yo: Well, what do you think?
Pineapple:I think... it... shows a lot... of potential...
Strawberry: Kid, I've seen prettier back-alley abortions. If I had to choose between shooting my mother and watching that again, I'd shoot her until I ran out of bullets just to make sure I wouldn't have to look at another frame of that, and that video was only 5 seconds long. That's how bad it was.
Pineapple: Wow that is not helping at all.
13yo: Man you suck! So you think this is going to get blammed? Well, what would you do then?
Strawberry: Well, I'd just put a big red B in the middle off-center, seems to have worked out pretty well for me.
Pineapple: Strawberry, please take a seat somewhere, I'm going to help our fledgling young artist out.
*cue montage of different shots of Pineapple pointing at a computer screen for various different young artists in different colorful rooms, all while Strawberry Clock sits in a chair in the background, growing increasingly bored*
*occasionally Pineapple's voice will murmur over the audio "And that's how you do a proper motion tween" and "So, you see, the way perspective works is..." and so on*
Pineapple: Okay! We just helped every artists whose movies were blammed to make pieces of quality artwork! We should have undone all the horrors that await us in the future!
Strawberry: Holy shit I can't believe smart phones didn't exist back then! I had to read words on a piece of paper like a GODDAMN troglodyte!
Pineapple: We can go back to our time now, my king, and live our days peacefully once again.
Strawberry: Fucking finally, Jesus Christ. Alright, put your hands- Yup, right there, on my dick. Okay, here we go, Allakazam!
*they disappear in time*

*they reappear in the middle of everybody dying in The Void II, completely unaltered*
Pineapple: What the hell...
Strawberry: Hey, nice pieces of quality artwork ya dingus, real good job there. *shot of some clocks getting Voided* You're a real old master, you know that?
Pineapple: I... I don't get it though...
Strawberry: Allakazam
*they disappear*
*they reappear in the 13yo's room*
past Pineapple:-help our fledgling young artist out
*is body-slammed out of the way by Strawberry Clock*
Strawberry: Hey, listen, don't listen to that idiot, apparently he doesn't know what we're talking about.
past-Strawberry: Yeah, let some real artists show you how to make a movie survive the portal!
Strawberry: So, first things first is we have to change the title from Cow Pie 500. Have you thought about calling it Meet n Fuck Subway?
*cue montage that is basically a repeat of the last one, except 2 bored Pineapples sitting in the back and 2 Strawberries pointing at all the same montage character's screens with murmurs of "Make it look more anime" and "Do you have a Papa Roach song you could throw on this?" and "You see all these empty spots in the background? Have you thought about putting a bunch of video game characters there?"*
Strawberries: Hey we taught all those losers how to make a popular video for the Portal. Touch our dicks.
Pineapples: So... uh, what will happen now? Are there going to be 2 of us when we go back to our Void-destroyed future?
Strawberries: No, we'll all just merge into one, it'll be the most unconvoluted thing to ever happen with time travel and the Clock Crew. And the future's not destroyed anymore, because we just saved it! Touch our dicks!
Pineapples: Fine.
*they all fade into the timestream*

*they come out of the timestream*
Everything is peaceful and as it should be
Pineapple: Everything's here! All of our friends and family are alive! But, I don't get it. The animations you helped those kids make were still objectively pieces of shit.
Strawberry: That's just the thing Pineapple. You taught those kids to make good things, and the mainstream doesn't like quality art to watch, read, and listen. They just wanted regurgitated shit they've seen before that confirms all their worldviews and pre-conceived notions.
Pineapple: So... are you saying that The Void happened... because people are idiots who don't want to think?
Strawberry: Pineapple my dear friend, that is exactly what I'm saying.
Pineapple: So, wouldn't that mean that eventually society will collapse on itself and the world we be destroyed all over again because the world is run by idiots who rose to prominence by being propped up by the lowest common denominator?
Strawberry: Yup, but there's nothing we can do about that! Besides, that will all happen much further down the line, albeit in a much slower and more tortuous fashion.
Pineapple: Wow, that does not make me feel better.
Strawberry: Entropy never should. Come now, let's go have some ice cream.
*they walk down the grassy hill into thriving Clocktopia as the song from the ending of The Warriors plays*
credits

Blurgh

whats your dick smell like today?

Oh I forgot shit

to give this forum the illusion of activity I'm just going to post in this thread every time I put up a new one.
I'm also going to start doing a drawing with each one because I guess I needed an excuse

STBB 557 - Fractal Lion

As the title says.

This year my costume is Bojack Horseman

I'm pretty tight with Santa.

Write him a letter I'll get him to respond

Give us your best dirty talk.
Obviously "tongue-punch my fart box" is a classic, but I want original ones.  Ones you made up.
So if I see somebody post a good one, and I google it and I find out you got it from somewhere, I'm gonna, like, try n get you banned or something less bad if I can't swing that.

I'll go first

I'm gonna fill a space helmet with my jizz, make you wear it, and then launch you into the vacuum of space

haha just kidding

oh hey

So I have a new job, been working there for about a month and change, plus another month of training, but that was at a different branch.

At first she had my name right.  "Ian".  She's like a 75 year old woman and she's very sweet, though she keeps telling me the same story over and over again about how her grandson works in a religious convent and his daughter in an artist and designed that poster that's over there on the wall, and usually when we have those particular conversations I'm trying to get back to my desk or up to the break room before I run out of time on my break.

Lately, though, she's started calling me "Ian."  At first it started out as "Lian", which I let go because it sounded like she had a bubble in her through when she said it so I figured she still knew my name.

But now she's definitely full on calling me "Liam".
At this point she's talked to me enough I've never found a good time to correct her that "Liam" is, in fact, not my name.
Although today I gave it a shot.
I had to talk with an employee on a different floor and get their signature on something.  So I went up to our receptionist and I asked her to call up that employee.  So she called the department and says "I have somebody up here who needs your signature. It's Liam."
I said "It's 'Ian'".
She looked up at me and said "What?"
I said "It's 'Ian.'"
She stared for a second and spoke into the phone "Yeah, I need you to come up here and sign something for Liam."
So I sorta gave up in that moment, so long as I got the signature, because I was busy.
At that moment, the cleaning lady, who had been talking to the receptionist when I came up to ask for her to make the call, said "Hey, one of my favorite actors is named 'Liam'."
I can only assume she was talking about Liam Neeson, cause who the fuck else would she be referring to?

So I gave a forced laugh and slowly backed through the door to get back to my seat.

Now I'm debating whether I should finally confront this sweet old woman and lay down the law regarding what is and is not my name, or keep up the facade and let her keep introducing me to other employees as "Liam" until she dies.

I told myself I was gonna Newgrounds that day and see the festivities. I forget why I didn't.
I work in a bank now as a window teller also people occasionally pay me very modest amounts of money for drawings or music.

I can't find you anywhere on Steam for some reason but I just wanted to say thanks for gifting me a random game on Steam for absolutely no reason at all.
That's super nice of you