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#1
Quote from: VCRClock on May 26, 2019, 06:45:06 PM
hey, but it's not all about cartoons anyway

I'm literally just keeping the lights on here because it's cheap, and I know some people still want to drink beers under dim lights, or check to see if any record of their immature high school internet activity exists (another reason people don't stay clocks forever lmao),

I appreciate this a lot VCR
#2
General Discussion / Re: On The Subject Of My Name
June 08, 2019, 08:39:00 AM
I am surprised people were still joining after 2010...
#3
General Discussion / Still Here???
May 17, 2019, 05:14:50 PM
Holy hell, hey guys! I can't believe some of you are still here!!
#4
Reception Desk / Gunky
January 13, 2015, 01:56:04 AM
Hey all,

This is my yearly check-in. I am glad to see the CC is still alive(hospice level living, but alive nonetheless). Can't believe I was 15 when I first joined, I grew up here.

See some old faces are still active, gives me inspiration. Wish the forum was a little more activeââ,¬Â¦
#6


The only non-selfie not of my dick
#7
General Discussion / Tell us about your biggest poop
January 13, 2015, 01:25:02 AM
Jews don't poop.
#8
Quote from: DurianClock;1971310They're hiding... under there... :saywhat:

YAAAAYYY
#9
General Discussion / How dead is this place???
July 19, 2014, 02:09:12 AM
#10
Who gives a donkey dick
#11
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1956288i have to remind you:

 boulder, you REALLY enjoy bumping into old threads, dont you?

oh shit deja vu
#12
General Discussion / Air Your Grievances
July 30, 2013, 05:23:44 AM
No one posts in this forum anymore.

And my trophies are gone
#13
General Discussion / Gug
July 26, 2013, 06:01:10 AM
Gug?
#14
Quote from: BitterClock;213879Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to Lil magnum premium service line. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever i play my vibrator it  begins to make a loud buzzing noise
Me: so far its caused no problems in my performence but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the handheld electronic device with this issue SR1030NX ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that the  handheld electronic device makes a loud buzzing sound only while using alot of energy. Otherwise this sound is not produced.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any dirt accumulated on the handheld electronic device?
Me: i have sprayed it out with dust off
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the handheld electronic device  gets heated up and/or the handheld electronic device freezes while playing the "games".
Me: the tower heats up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing during "games"
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the computer making a loud buzzing sound is due the high usage putting a lot of load on the processor and the motor will make the handheld electronic device's fan to run at a faster speed thus causing the sound.
Sylvester K: This dildo comes with an Integrated graphics chip.
Me: ... that doesn't make sense.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my current one?
Sylvester K: Is the new graphics card installed on this handheld device?
Me: erm.... there is no display.
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk if washed.
Me: it has been operating for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the sound?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i restart.
Sylvester K: Thank you for buying from us, we hope to make your dreams as big as your heart.

He ended with that and i was disconnected.


HAHAHAHAHA
#15
boom remember this guys? guys?
#16
General Discussion / Clocks in College
July 26, 2013, 05:21:21 AM
B.A. in Electronic Media/Audio Production and Broadcasting. I will be bartending for the rest of my life.
#17
General Discussion / I apologize.
July 26, 2013, 05:19:40 AM
What money????


And also, food doesn't need to be on a table for you to eat it you bimbo.
#18
General Discussion / Your mom's house
July 26, 2013, 05:11:51 AM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1955899I just got back from there. It's smelly. Smellier now.

There is an explanation for this.
#19
Me my dad and my aunt jamming out, I am playing the banjo.


Me with tits.


Me in 4th grade.