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fellowship of the ring stole this scene

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men in black stole this

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JESUS CHRIST what was their fucking pyrotechnics budget for this flick

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jichau noooooooo =(

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well, that ruled

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I feel like when you first asked me to watch this you specified a reason but I don't remember what it is and I don't feel like going back right now

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oh I forgot to make this joke


[gif of homer simpson saying "lousy unitarians" or something]

hehe

[PhantomCatClock]

i planted the seed of this slurpee post in ages past and watered it just enough to get the bountiful crop you see before you, today



this was all i wanted, thank you for this feast

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holy fuck i just had a good ass idea





you know those big circle clocks you hang from walls, that take the two AA batteries and there's like.. a circular foot of clock but like an inch square of electronics at the center


they don't cost anything unless they say something cool inside, so get two of them


break the hour hand off of one, the minute hand off of another


glue a big black circle most of the way down the hour hand / half way down the minute hand, so they travel identical paths

BOOM

two big stupid googly eyes to put on the corners of a poster or something, and nobody will have any idea it's functional




you can look and tell what time it is

[EvilBeanClock]

thanks ZL

holy shit

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i can't believe my account still exists

[RobClock]

This forum will outlast the sun

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i can't believe my account still exists

one of us one of us
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