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Arts & Leisure => Pokemon Stadium => Reading and Writing => Topic farted by: Topcatyo on October 24, 2008, 08:21:17 PM

Title: Make ridiculous rhyming sentence
Post by: Topcatyo on October 24, 2008, 08:21:17 PM
Hum-drum conundrums with the awesome addendums to dumb drums in the scum slum where a mum becomes a nun from Belgium.

I wanna go to Botswana and try the sauna and mow my lawn a couple a' times to reach garden nirvana and smoke marijuana with my iguana.

Extra points if you be like me and don't use a rhyming website.
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Post by: Topcatyo on October 24, 2008, 08:25:05 PM
Todd, Sweeney was a meanie but was peachy-keen, see when he tried to be good and acted casually and counted to three when others made him angry, I decree.
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Post by: Topcatyo on October 24, 2008, 08:40:35 PM
Thomas found that when he walked around he could pound his feet on the ground and make a loud sound and then would bound away because he wound up a hound.

That one's not so good.
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Post by: SnakeClock on October 25, 2008, 12:28:55 PM
I like to sing-ah about the moon-ah and the June-ah and the spring-ah...
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Post by: BluezombieClock on October 25, 2008, 12:53:55 PM
Heavy hearts,
Words not so faint and it's
Just another reason to remember your name
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Post by: DiscoBallClock on October 25, 2008, 02:12:04 PM
Hey-ho daddy'o wassup bro you're drunk no, at the bar of Moe.

Kinda crappy.
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Post by: Slurpee on October 26, 2008, 01:31:54 AM
you've reached the intimidation recreation installation, your station for vacation destination information and crustacean vaccination appreciation.
leave a message.
Title: Make ridiculous rhyming sentence
Post by: Topcatyo on October 26, 2008, 11:21:33 AM
Quote from: Dogfish;1434205you've reached the intimidation recreation installation, your station for vacation destination information and crustacean vaccination appreciation.
leave a message.
Ooh, very nice :D
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Post by: Poltergeist on October 26, 2008, 01:27:00 PM
Wars a horrid thing
This is why I sing
So I sing sing sing
ding a ling a ling
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Post by: Topcatyo on October 27, 2008, 05:14:04 PM
The bad tipper said that for Yom Kippur he would be a skipper and a shipper, but found the weather nipper than he would prefer, which deterred him and said “This weather, sir, I infer looks demure, to be sure, and harsher than before, and I fear a storm may occur.”
“I concur” said her.  They left the boat and avoided danger for sure.

On the lake, Fred would take his friend Jake for his sake, and would gather fish like a piece of cake and would bake them to make fish stew, but in the wake of Hurricane Drake their home was gone, it was a headache, so they would rake together to make a fake home but the lack of a real house was opaque.
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Post by: WobbuffetClock on November 02, 2008, 07:47:34 PM
The snake ate a cake with a rake in a boat on a lake .
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Post by: Loki Clock on November 10, 2008, 01:35:07 AM
Might I expound on the unfound truth of the papal rapist Ruth? Her rapping knuckles rip through uncle's pier par for the course of poltergeist. As your ship dips around I tighten my grip. Clip clip I tore the door and in the unholy priestess bounds. With spite I wrestle your vessel to the floor. By now at rest, at best, a clap and a crack. I'm knitting a drown gown for the rest. I am a miser, and none the wiser, grinning papal rapist Ruth.
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Post by: TMC on November 15, 2008, 11:16:16 AM
WIn.
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Post by: DiscoBallClock on November 15, 2008, 11:32:45 AM
I'm in NG, you feel me, voting and reviewing for flashes I see, some are crap like Bruce Lee, others are pretty cool like me, I saw one called Dee, I almost had to pay a fee.
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Post by: The Spoiler on November 15, 2008, 12:51:04 PM
It's too late to get irate said Nate the first mate as the captain dropped his bait and ran with a fast gait at an alarming rate to the side of the boat as they round the moat. The captain fell of the ship, Nate wrote, in the log he started one night on bog, while sitting on a rotten log, but he could hardly see through the evening fog, and while the captain swam like a drowning dog, nate was still looking around for his goggles.
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Post by: mauserclock on November 15, 2008, 07:03:06 PM
we have a dinosaur named dinn
dinns thin
dinn doesnt have much skin
and the bones fall out
of out his left front shin
then we have to call pinner blinn
who comes with his handy shin-pin bin
and with a thin blinn shinbone pin
blinn pins dinns shinbone right back in
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Post by: pop-tart on July 04, 2013, 12:50:57 PM
sit bitch give mah dick a lick rub your lips on mah prick whilst ya flick at yo clit get my wick full o' spit then don't quit slip yo slit on mah stick oh yo pit i will split


Ok this sounded better in my head.
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Post by: VuBawlsClock on July 04, 2013, 12:54:16 PM
Fucking shit hell ass cunt
I fucking lost my glasses for the sun
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Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on July 04, 2013, 01:54:56 PM
My shin bone is made up of silicone, which I purchased with a loan from my home, and I don't mean to drone, as I talk on the telephone, but you know I'm known to own the complete set of the Ramones that I listen to whenever I'm in my music zone.
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Post by: Slurpee on July 04, 2013, 02:08:57 PM
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Post by: Sinister Clock on July 04, 2013, 03:03:48 PM
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Post by: Sinister Clock on July 04, 2013, 03:04:04 PM
Police police Police police police police Police police.
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Post by: Lump Clock on July 04, 2013, 07:45:57 PM
Wind wafts through whisping willows, whimsically wandering about weary warriors.
Tiredness taunts them; tribulations tackled them; triumph over tyrants turns them toward home.
Happy hearts are waiting, heavy heads are heaving upwards toward a new horizon. The gentle hands of long missed lovers hold hard together; hinged fingers hanging strong.