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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: EnvelopeClock on March 21, 2008, 09:14:12 PM

Title: fuck protestants
Post by: EnvelopeClock on March 21, 2008, 09:14:12 PM
WHY DON'T YOU FAGGOTS GO PRAY IN A NOT CHURCH  (,,#゚Д゚):∴;'・,;`:ゴルァ!!
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: catclock on March 21, 2008, 09:15:15 PM
YEAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS AND YOUR GIRL PRIESTS THERE'S A REASON DUDES ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO BE PRIESTS. IT'S SO THAT DUDES DON'T GET BONERS AT CHURCH WAITA GO AND RUIN IT YOU DUMB SHITS.
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: EnvelopeClock on March 21, 2008, 09:15:56 PM
GOD THOSE PROTESTANTS ARE ALMOST AS BAD AS LEEK
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: EnvelopeClock on March 21, 2008, 09:16:05 PM
ALMOST
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: Silly Putty Clock on March 21, 2008, 09:27:11 PM
My grandma is a priest. :'(
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: EnvelopeClock on March 21, 2008, 09:28:02 PM
Quote from: ONIONATOR;1259782My grandma is a priest. :'(

FUCK YOUR PROTESTANT GRANDMA
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: ArgoonKlok on March 21, 2008, 09:30:34 PM
Hey guys, lets go destroy some priceless religious art.
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: EnvelopeClock on March 21, 2008, 09:31:22 PM
Quote from: Angry Black Hip-Hop Guy;1259784Hey guys, lets go destroy some priceless religious art.

MAAAAAN FUCK PROTESTANT ART

AND ART MADE BY PROTESTANTS
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: catclock on March 21, 2008, 09:32:39 PM
Quote from: ONIONATOR;1259782My grandma is a priest. :'(

SHUT THE FUCK UP I HOPE YOU AND YOUR PROTESTANT GRANDMA DIE
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: buttplug on March 21, 2008, 09:43:30 PM
Quote from: StagBeetle;1259783FUCK YOUR PROTESTANT GRANDMA

ahahahaha
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: catclock on March 21, 2008, 09:46:48 PM
Quote from: Pappy Drewitt;1259800ahahahaha

WHY DON'T YOU CLAW YOUR WAY INTO HER PROTESTANT BUTT YOU PROTESTANT LOVER
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: BreadfruitClock on March 21, 2008, 09:48:59 PM
stop yelling.
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: catclock on March 21, 2008, 09:50:18 PM
Quote from: King Dedede;1259805stop yelling.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A PROTESTANT IS SLAP SOME SENSE INTO HER
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: BreadfruitClock on March 21, 2008, 10:14:29 PM
talking about religion with her is like talking about team fortress 2 with a caveman im not touching that subject with a 20 foot pole
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: catclock on March 21, 2008, 10:15:42 PM
Quote from: King Dedede;1259826talking about religion with her is like talking about team fortress 2 with a caveman im not touching that subject with a 20 foot pole

Hahaha that's good
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: ArgoonKlok on March 21, 2008, 10:19:29 PM
Quote from: StagBeetle;1259786MAAAAAN FUCK PROTESTANT ART

AND ART MADE BY PROTESTANTS

No I mean

I err

I

I mean

Protestants

Destroying catholic relics and statues

Beeldenstorm
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: catclock on March 21, 2008, 10:29:27 PM
I've got some bad news for you sunshine
The female priest isn't well she stayed back at the hotel
And they sent us along as a Catholic band
And we're going to find out where you fags
Really stand
Are there any protestants in the theatre tonight
Get 'em up against the wall
There's one in the spotlight
He don't look Catholic to me
Get 'em up against the wall
That one looks protestant
And that one's a protestant
Who let all this riff raff into the room
There's one reading a protestant bible and
Another with protestants
If I had my way I'd have all of you shot
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: catclock on March 21, 2008, 10:31:54 PM
So here's to my Sweet Jesus
The other's little path
Would make me sad,
Whose protestant is gay.
He'll give those with him 666.
And all the protestant evil fools,
they know he made
us suffer sadly.
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: buttplug on March 21, 2008, 10:41:05 PM
Not the Protestants are fucking up Floyd??? I'm not gonna stand for this!
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on March 22, 2008, 02:18:56 AM
Freezone Scientology.
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: camoclock is a great man on March 22, 2008, 02:25:31 AM
Quote from: Angry Black Hip-Hop Guy;1259834No I mean

I err

I

I mean

Protestants

Destroying catholic relics and statues

Beeldenstorm
Iconoclasm
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: AnkhClock on March 22, 2008, 02:25:52 AM
CATHOLIC POWER

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NO PROTESTANTS ALLOWED
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: buttplug on March 22, 2008, 02:27:08 AM
Pope shot me with Jesus Beams!
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: ChickenClock on March 22, 2008, 04:18:49 AM
YEAH WELL YOU WORSHIP YOUR WHORE SAINT MARY

WHY WON'T YOU EMBRACE JESUS' LOVE
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: catclock on March 22, 2008, 09:36:26 AM
Quote from: ChickenClock;1260042YEAH WELL YOU WORSHIP YOUR WHORE SAINT MARY

WHY WON'T YOU EMBRACE JESUS' LOVE

WE EMBRACE EVERYONE'S LOVE, JESUS' INCLUDED. UNLIKE YOU PROTESTANT SCUM SAINTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU ASSHOLES
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: MonsterMunch on March 22, 2008, 10:04:32 AM
DEATH TO THE HERETICS!
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: ChickenClock on March 22, 2008, 01:29:34 PM
Quote from: Konata Izumi;1260154WE EMBRACE EVERYONE'S LOVE, JESUS' INCLUDED. UNLIKE YOU PROTESTANT SCUM SAINTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU ASSHOLES

no you're wrong prepare to get hung from the city gates.
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: camoclock is a great man on March 22, 2008, 01:37:02 PM
They're not that bad, the Orthodox and Anglican factions are way worse
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: AlbinoClock on March 22, 2008, 06:05:50 PM
Christians don't even know what Christianity is.
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: catclock on March 23, 2008, 12:25:33 AM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1260569Christians don't even know what Christianity is.

NOT PROTESTANT THAT'S FOR SURE
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: TUCO CLOCK on April 03, 2008, 10:13:08 AM
lol prostitutes
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on April 03, 2008, 01:05:29 PM
WOMEN AND FAGGOTS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE PRIESTS WTF
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: peyoteclock on April 03, 2008, 01:12:27 PM
Protestantism: Hey at least they ain't Catholic!
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: Marlin Clock on April 03, 2008, 06:53:22 PM
Quote from: AnIraqiInGapKhaki;1271328Protestantism: Hey at least they ain't Catholic!
WHAT THE FUCK ILL GET THE POPE OVER HERE AND HE'LL BLAST YOU WITH JESUS POWERS SO SHUT UP AND GO SIT IN THE CORNER
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: TequilaClock on April 03, 2008, 07:37:58 PM
FUCK RELIGION I HATE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE GODS ARE GAY FUCK RELIGION FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING PRIESTS FUCK FUCKING CHRISTIANS AND JIHADS FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKERS FUCK
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on April 03, 2008, 08:58:39 PM
Quote from: MrSaturnClock;1271746FUCK RELIGION I HATE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE GODS ARE GAY FUCK RELIGION FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING PRIESTS FUCK FUCKING CHRISTIANS AND JIHADS FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKERS FUCK

RELIGION STARTED ALL THE WARS IN HISTORY

WELL MAYBE SO IF YOU COUNT THE JEWS
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: TequilaClock on April 03, 2008, 09:05:19 PM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1271822RELIGION STARTED ALL THE WARS IN HISTORY

WELL MAYBE SO IF YOU COUNT THE JEWS
JEWS INVENTED WAR. PROVE ME WRONG.
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: Roman Collar Clock on April 03, 2008, 09:09:05 PM
Quote from: MrSaturnClock;1271825JEWS INVENTED WAR. PROVE ME WRONG.

9/11

OH WAIT
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: TequilaClock on April 03, 2008, 09:11:42 PM
Quote from: RomanCollarClock;12718329/11

OH WAIT
OBVIOUSLY RIPPED THE JEWS OFF
Title: fuck protestants
Post by: Sergeant Major on April 03, 2008, 09:54:06 PM
HEY NOW HOMOSEXUALS, JEWS (Considering I am one) ARE TEN TIMES BETTER THAN YOU AND WILL USE AWESOME MONSTER POWERS TO BLAST YOU THROUGH THE MULTIVERSE SDFDSFD